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So, there I was...
Topic Started: Aug 29 2009, 07:11 PM (698 Views)
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... surrounded 50 elephants in the long lost city of Kalamazoo. They were all armed to the teeth, with an arsenal of AK-47s and Bastard Swords. All I had was a Wakizashi, for I had lost my Katana while fighting against the ninja with Sword-chucks. Luckily, Sword-chucks are just as likely to kill the user than their opponent, but he still put up a valiant fight.

So, anyway, the elephants charged at me, bullets flying and swords slashing. I managed to throw an aardvark at them, but unfortunately, the explosives I placed in it's belly were malfunctioning. I could only hope that perhaps the aardvark would snarl menacingly enough for me to make my escape unseen; then that was when it hit me. Why didn't I just walk away?

So after I broke the fourth wall and entered the "real world" I discovered it was just a computer program brought about by humans because of a lack of light on the planet earth. I had originally suspected it was because of a lack of functional plot, but the fan boys argued against me to such an extent that I conceded just to shut them up.

Then I discovered that Vincent Price was narrating this tale, and it became the most awesome adventure ever.

TO BE CONTINUED... ?
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That was a true story. Sadly I've forgotten how it began... I believe it involved looking for a snack though.
There once was a poster called SoG
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while the others did scream
as he fed them alive to the dogs

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Were the elephants from Boatmurdered?
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...

They very well may have been. :unsure:
There once was a poster called SoG
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as he fed them alive to the dogs

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Next time you're surrounded by attacking elephants, I advise the use of magma.
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Demonic Gophers,Aug 29 2009
08:43 PM
Next time you're surrounded by attacking elephants, I advise the use of magma.

*Makes a note of that*

Now to continue my story.

As I walked down the road, humming a little tune to myself, I heard a voice behind me say, "Ohayoo gozaimasu."

I turned around to see an Oni standing behind me with a grin on his face. Now as a Shade, it is something of a professional courtesy to exchange greetings with a fellow monster and/or ghost, but this being an Oni I found myself at a loss. I opened my mouth to apologies and inform it that I didn’t speak Japanese. What I said instead was, “Hajimemashite, Sog desu. Doozo yoroshiku.”

He nodded at me and said, “Hajimemashite, Kanji desu.”

“Shitsuree shimasu.” I said and made a quick exit from this very bizarre conversation.

That’s when it hit me… The brick that is. Apparently someone had thrown a brick up in the air and it just happened to come down at the very second I was walking away. Talk about terrible luck.

TO BE CONTINUED YET AGAIN...
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I smell a movie deal!
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I'd need a director not afraid to use subtitles and a large special effects budget... or maybe puppets. Puppets could work.
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Well you could do it Thunderbirds style.
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That would be epic.
There once was a poster called SoG
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Indeed.
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Dynamite is also nice.
There once was a poster called SoG
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In puppet form too.
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That would be... unique.
There once was a poster called SoG
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Almost as unique as drawstring underpants.
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And Moley's still top poster
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Kay.... in general.
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Belschaft,Aug 30 2009
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Kay.... in general.

Can I quote you on that?
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And Moley's still top poster
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If you want. As long as you don't use a quote box. Or quotation marks. Or anything else that might imply it was a quote.
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So that would be "No.", then?
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