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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 29 2009, 07:11 PM (698 Views) | |
| Shades of Gray | Aug 29 2009, 07:11 PM Post #1 |
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... surrounded 50 elephants in the long lost city of Kalamazoo. They were all armed to the teeth, with an arsenal of AK-47s and Bastard Swords. All I had was a Wakizashi, for I had lost my Katana while fighting against the ninja with Sword-chucks. Luckily, Sword-chucks are just as likely to kill the user than their opponent, but he still put up a valiant fight. So, anyway, the elephants charged at me, bullets flying and swords slashing. I managed to throw an aardvark at them, but unfortunately, the explosives I placed in it's belly were malfunctioning. I could only hope that perhaps the aardvark would snarl menacingly enough for me to make my escape unseen; then that was when it hit me. Why didn't I just walk away? So after I broke the fourth wall and entered the "real world" I discovered it was just a computer program brought about by humans because of a lack of light on the planet earth. I had originally suspected it was because of a lack of functional plot, but the fan boys argued against me to such an extent that I conceded just to shut them up. Then I discovered that Vincent Price was narrating this tale, and it became the most awesome adventure ever. TO BE CONTINUED... ? |
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| Demonic Gophers | Aug 29 2009, 07:55 PM Post #2 |
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I believe that says it all. |
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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| Shades of Gray | Aug 29 2009, 07:59 PM Post #3 |
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That was a true story. Sadly I've forgotten how it began... I believe it involved looking for a snack though. |
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There once was a poster called SoG about as substantial as fog he would gleefully beam while the others did scream as he fed them alive to the dogs - Dunkum Do you see what I'm getting at here? ![]() *nanomachines* My awards | |
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| Demonic Gophers | Aug 29 2009, 08:17 PM Post #4 |
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Were the elephants from Boatmurdered? |
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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| Shades of Gray | Aug 29 2009, 08:21 PM Post #5 |
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... They very well may have been.
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There once was a poster called SoG about as substantial as fog he would gleefully beam while the others did scream as he fed them alive to the dogs - Dunkum Do you see what I'm getting at here? ![]() *nanomachines* My awards | |
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| Demonic Gophers | Aug 29 2009, 08:43 PM Post #6 |
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Next time you're surrounded by attacking elephants, I advise the use of magma. |
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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| Shades of Gray | Aug 29 2009, 09:15 PM Post #7 |
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*Makes a note of that* Now to continue my story. As I walked down the road, humming a little tune to myself, I heard a voice behind me say, "Ohayoo gozaimasu." I turned around to see an Oni standing behind me with a grin on his face. Now as a Shade, it is something of a professional courtesy to exchange greetings with a fellow monster and/or ghost, but this being an Oni I found myself at a loss. I opened my mouth to apologies and inform it that I didn’t speak Japanese. What I said instead was, “Hajimemashite, Sog desu. Doozo yoroshiku.” He nodded at me and said, “Hajimemashite, Kanji desu.” “Shitsuree shimasu.” I said and made a quick exit from this very bizarre conversation. That’s when it hit me… The brick that is. Apparently someone had thrown a brick up in the air and it just happened to come down at the very second I was walking away. Talk about terrible luck. TO BE CONTINUED YET AGAIN... |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 30 2009, 08:28 AM Post #8 |
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I smell a movie deal! |
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I reject your reality and substitute my own Trophy Galleon | |
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| Shades of Gray | Aug 30 2009, 08:30 AM Post #9 |
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I'd need a director not afraid to use subtitles and a large special effects budget... or maybe puppets. Puppets could work. |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 30 2009, 08:31 AM Post #10 |
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Well you could do it Thunderbirds style. |
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| Shades of Gray | Aug 30 2009, 08:35 AM Post #11 |
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That would be epic. |
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There once was a poster called SoG about as substantial as fog he would gleefully beam while the others did scream as he fed them alive to the dogs - Dunkum Do you see what I'm getting at here? ![]() *nanomachines* My awards | |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 30 2009, 08:40 AM Post #12 |
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Indeed. |
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| Shades of Gray | Aug 30 2009, 08:46 AM Post #13 |
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Dynamite is also nice. |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 30 2009, 08:48 AM Post #14 |
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In puppet form too. |
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| Shades of Gray | Aug 30 2009, 08:50 AM Post #15 |
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That would be... unique. |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 30 2009, 09:18 AM Post #16 |
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Almost as unique as drawstring underpants. |
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| Belschaft | Aug 30 2009, 11:48 AM Post #17 |
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And Moley's still top poster
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Kay.... in general. |
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| Shades of Gray | Aug 30 2009, 12:31 PM Post #18 |
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Can I quote you on that? |
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| Belschaft | Aug 30 2009, 02:07 PM Post #19 |
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And Moley's still top poster
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If you want. As long as you don't use a quote box. Or quotation marks. Or anything else that might imply it was a quote. |
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| Demonic Gophers | Aug 30 2009, 03:16 PM Post #20 |
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
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So that would be "No.", then? |
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