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Laser Cows!; Just like real cows. But with lasers.
Topic Started: Aug 15 2009, 09:05 AM (697 Views)
Demonic Gophers
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People are fools?

Or they think they'll lose control over their body, perhaps.
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Dunkum
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hmm i suppose, being a zombie could certainly have its downsides. but vampire then, the real ones, not this gay new shit, they tend to get to look exactly the same, only they arent allowed to go out during the day. plus they can turn into bats and fly
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And some of them get other nifty powers, like compelling the weak minded. There is that issue with garlic, though.
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true, garlic is pretty delicious, but that is a sacrifice that id be willing to make
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For virtual immortality and an array of superhuman abilities, it does seem like a reasonable loss.
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yea, plus, you know, vampires are often depicted as charming, so you could get all kinds of ladies
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Dunkum,Oct 19 2009
06:45 PM
yea, plus, you know, vampires are often depicted as charming, so you could get all kinds of ladies

Just so long as they don't sparkle. <_<
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Shades Of Gray,Oct 19 2009
11:56 PM
Dunkum,Oct 19 2009
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yea, plus, you know, vampires are often depicted as charming, so you could get all kinds of ladies

Just so long as they don't sparkle. <_<

already established that

im talking your standard dracula, seducing women in the night
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I understand now.

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*Approves.*
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Demonic Gophers,Oct 20 2009
03:35 AM
For virtual immortality and an array of superhuman abilities, it does seem like a reasonable loss.

But you'd have no reflection!
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Moleland,Oct 20 2009
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Demonic Gophers,Oct 20 2009
03:35 AM
For virtual immortality and an array of superhuman abilities, it does seem like a reasonable loss.

But you'd have no reflection!

thats not really a big problem, i mean its not like you need to groom yourself so you look good for your victims
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Dunkum,Oct 20 2009
08:41 AM
Moleland,Oct 20 2009
04:38 AM
Demonic Gophers,Oct 20 2009
03:35 AM
For virtual immortality and an array of superhuman abilities, it does seem like a reasonable loss.

But you'd have no reflection!

thats not really a big problem, i mean its not like you need to groom yourself so you look good for your victims

True, but picking up chicks would be hard, unless...
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Moleland,Oct 20 2009
05:12 AM
Dunkum,Oct 20 2009
08:41 AM
Moleland,Oct 20 2009
04:38 AM
Demonic Gophers,Oct 20 2009
03:35 AM
For virtual immortality and an array of superhuman abilities, it does seem like a reasonable loss.

But you'd have no reflection!

thats not really a big problem, i mean its not like you need to groom yourself so you look good for your victims

True, but picking up chicks would be hard, unless...

maybe at first

give it some time and youd likely be able to perfect some no reflection grooming techniques
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Dunkum,Oct 20 2009
09:13 AM
Moleland,Oct 20 2009
05:12 AM
Dunkum,Oct 20 2009
08:41 AM
Moleland,Oct 20 2009
04:38 AM
Demonic Gophers,Oct 20 2009
03:35 AM
For virtual immortality and an array of superhuman abilities, it does seem like a reasonable loss.

But you'd have no reflection!

thats not really a big problem, i mean its not like you need to groom yourself so you look good for your victims

True, but picking up chicks would be hard, unless...

maybe at first

give it some time and youd likely be able to perfect some no reflection grooming techniques

I suppose so...
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Dunkum
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besides, youd have no trouble picking up goth chicks, and im sure at least some of them would be worthwhile
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Good point
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Maybe it's a fang point.
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