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| Demonic Gophers | Oct 19 2009, 02:34 PM Post #121 |
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Or lock them up, in case he does. |
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| Dunkum | Oct 19 2009, 02:35 PM Post #122 |
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put them somewhere that will make his rebirth as uncomfortable as humanly possibly? like dropping them into a lake of pig manure? |
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'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill "Your incestuous murder-child was Hitler AND Stalin" ~SMBC theater | |
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| Demonic Gophers | Oct 19 2009, 02:38 PM Post #123 |
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That would require going near one.
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| Dunkum | Oct 19 2009, 02:38 PM Post #124 |
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you could drop em in from helicopter |
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'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill "Your incestuous murder-child was Hitler AND Stalin" ~SMBC theater | |
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| Demonic Gophers | Oct 19 2009, 02:41 PM Post #125 |
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They might miss. Besides, that's still closer than I want to be. |
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| Dunkum | Oct 19 2009, 02:44 PM Post #126 |
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you could dig it yourself, place teh ashes there, then sell it to a pig farmer to use |
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'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill "Your incestuous murder-child was Hitler AND Stalin" ~SMBC theater | |
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| Demonic Gophers | Oct 19 2009, 02:46 PM Post #127 |
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That would require buying a suitable piece of property, which would take money. |
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| Dunkum | Oct 19 2009, 02:47 PM Post #128 |
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fine find an all male brothel somewhere where such things are legal, like nevada, and give him into their care |
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'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill "Your incestuous murder-child was Hitler AND Stalin" ~SMBC theater | |
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| Demonic Gophers | Oct 19 2009, 02:52 PM Post #129 |
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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| Dunkum | Oct 19 2009, 02:52 PM Post #130 |
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it wouldnt specifically prevent him from beign reborn, but hed be about as uncomfortable as humanly possible when it happened |
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'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill "Your incestuous murder-child was Hitler AND Stalin" ~SMBC theater | |
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| Demonic Gophers | Oct 19 2009, 02:53 PM Post #131 |
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Why not just encase them in molten iron? |
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| Dunkum | Oct 19 2009, 02:53 PM Post #132 |
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i suppose that could work too |
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'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill "Your incestuous murder-child was Hitler AND Stalin" ~SMBC theater | |
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| Demonic Gophers | Oct 19 2009, 02:54 PM Post #133 |
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And it wouldn't require going to Nevada. |
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| Dunkum | Oct 19 2009, 02:57 PM Post #134 |
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that is a good point. nevada is a horrible place |
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| Demonic Gophers | Oct 19 2009, 02:58 PM Post #135 |
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So this way, everybody wins! |
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| Dunkum | Oct 19 2009, 02:58 PM Post #136 |
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well except moley, who in fact loses horribly |
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'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill "Your incestuous murder-child was Hitler AND Stalin" ~SMBC theater | |
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| Demonic Gophers | Oct 19 2009, 03:02 PM Post #137 |
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Details, details... |
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| Dunkum | Oct 19 2009, 03:04 PM Post #138 |
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unless, you know, he doesnt want to come back as some sort of horrible undead monster, which, i imagine hed, in fact, love |
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'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill "Your incestuous murder-child was Hitler AND Stalin" ~SMBC theater | |
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| Demonic Gophers | Oct 19 2009, 03:07 PM Post #139 |
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Who wouldn't? |
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| Dunkum | Oct 19 2009, 04:31 PM Post #140 |
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it begs teh question of why people are so afraid of getting bit by zombies |
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'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill "Your incestuous murder-child was Hitler AND Stalin" ~SMBC theater | |
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