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Talking to myself; Bordem!
Topic Started: Aug 10 2009, 10:33 PM (166 Views)
Kazikittymoto
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Oh waiter, I specifically ordered no pie.
This isn't a pie, Sir, it's a banana split.
I said no pie!
But. Sir. This clearly is no pie.
What kind of establishment is this anyways!?
*Sighs* Very well, I shall get you another.
Oh waiter! Waiter! I need another glass of wine.
Sir, that's brandy. And you're drinking it from a shoe.
That's not! What? It's not...that. That thing. You lie! Mr bow tie, you lie!
Sir, I request that you please remain calm. Others are staring.
I'll...I'll show them! STOP LOOKING AT ME! I can see you! *Points* and you! Mr I've-got-such-a-lovely-mustache-look-how-it-curls-on-the-sides! You people disgust me! *Stands on table*
Sir, I insist that you sit back down.
I'll have none of that! I like my table! I will walk all over it! See how - *falls off*
Well I'm glad that's over. Phillip, I think someone is on the telephone.
Yes hello? Oh good afternoon Mr. Welsh. Yes the weather is certainly agreeable. Fine day for a sunning. The abbey? Twelve sharp? I'll be there.
*hangs up*
I reject your reality and substitute my own
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Kazikittymoto
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Why so serious?
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Not serious, confused.
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Good.
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You never know what the times is. Perhaps a watch would suffice.
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I have a clock function on the phone.
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Kazikittymoto
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Digital!
let's get
Digital! Digital!
Let's get
Digital! Digital!
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Kazikittymoto
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7000 :)
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You ok?
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7000
or
&)))
what a number.
quite a lot of posts.
Yes indeed.
Lots and
lots
and
lots
and
lots
and well you get the idea.
long live &)))!
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Yet another humorous rank title
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Kazikamimoto,Aug 11 2009
07:33 AM
Oh waiter, I specifically ordered no pie.
This isn't a pie, Sir, it's a banana split.
I said no pie!
But. Sir. This clearly is no pie.
What kind of establishment is this anyways!?
*Sighs* Very well, I shall get you another.
Oh waiter! Waiter! I need another glass of wine.
Sir, that's brandy. And you're drinking it from a shoe.
That's not! What? It's not...that. That thing. You lie! Mr bow tie, you lie!
Sir, I request that you please remain calm. Others are staring.
I'll...I'll show them! STOP LOOKING AT ME! I can see you! *Points* and you! Mr I've-got-such-a-lovely-mustache-look-how-it-curls-on-the-sides! You people disgust me! *Stands on table*
Sir, I insist that you sit back down.
I'll have none of that! I like my table! I will walk all over it! See how - *falls off*
Well I'm glad that's over. Phillip, I think someone is on the telephone.
Yes hello? Oh good afternoon Mr. Welsh. Yes the weather is certainly agreeable. Fine day for a sunning. The abbey? Twelve sharp? I'll be there.
*hangs up*

The salt, my dear, allways be very carefull with the salt in the chocolate cake.

(it's so difficult to get good help these days)
The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation.
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Indeed. Especially when it comes to quantum mechanics. I find they always arrive overdone.
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Here's a toast to the post with the most!
The post who can boast from coast to coast.
Let's just hope he isn't a ghost.
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rah rah rah!
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Confusion!
It's the place you want to be!
Confusion!
Yeah!
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