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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 10 2009, 10:33 PM (166 Views) | |
| Kazikittymoto | Aug 10 2009, 10:33 PM Post #1 |
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Oh waiter, I specifically ordered no pie. This isn't a pie, Sir, it's a banana split. I said no pie! But. Sir. This clearly is no pie. What kind of establishment is this anyways!? *Sighs* Very well, I shall get you another. Oh waiter! Waiter! I need another glass of wine. Sir, that's brandy. And you're drinking it from a shoe. That's not! What? It's not...that. That thing. You lie! Mr bow tie, you lie! Sir, I request that you please remain calm. Others are staring. I'll...I'll show them! STOP LOOKING AT ME! I can see you! *Points* and you! Mr I've-got-such-a-lovely-mustache-look-how-it-curls-on-the-sides! You people disgust me! *Stands on table* Sir, I insist that you sit back down. I'll have none of that! I like my table! I will walk all over it! See how - *falls off* Well I'm glad that's over. Phillip, I think someone is on the telephone. Yes hello? Oh good afternoon Mr. Welsh. Yes the weather is certainly agreeable. Fine day for a sunning. The abbey? Twelve sharp? I'll be there. *hangs up* |
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| Belschaft | Aug 11 2009, 07:24 AM Post #2 |
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kay.... |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 11 2009, 08:06 AM Post #3 |
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Why so serious? |
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| Belschaft | Aug 11 2009, 08:10 AM Post #4 |
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Not serious, confused. |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 11 2009, 08:12 AM Post #5 |
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Good. |
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| Belschaft | Aug 11 2009, 08:13 AM Post #6 |
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Bad. |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 11 2009, 08:39 AM Post #7 |
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You never know what the times is. Perhaps a watch would suffice. |
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| Belschaft | Aug 11 2009, 08:42 AM Post #8 |
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I have a clock function on the phone. |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 11 2009, 08:50 AM Post #9 |
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Digital! let's get Digital! Digital! Let's get Digital! Digital! |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 11 2009, 08:54 AM Post #10 |
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7000
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| Belschaft | Aug 11 2009, 08:56 AM Post #11 |
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You ok? |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 11 2009, 10:18 PM Post #12 |
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7000 or &))) what a number. quite a lot of posts. Yes indeed. Lots and lots and lots and lots and well you get the idea. long live &)))! |
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| Nevrotic Maniacs | Aug 13 2009, 08:16 AM Post #13 |
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Yet another humorous rank title
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The salt, my dear, allways be very carefull with the salt in the chocolate cake. (it's so difficult to get good help these days) |
| The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation. | |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 13 2009, 08:25 AM Post #14 |
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Indeed. Especially when it comes to quantum mechanics. I find they always arrive overdone. |
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| Belschaft | Aug 13 2009, 02:18 PM Post #15 |
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*doesn't post* |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 14 2009, 08:04 AM Post #16 |
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Here's a toast to the post with the most! The post who can boast from coast to coast. Let's just hope he isn't a ghost. |
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| Belschaft | Aug 14 2009, 09:13 AM Post #17 |
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kay... |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 14 2009, 07:11 PM Post #18 |
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rah rah rah! |
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| Belschaft | Aug 15 2009, 10:02 AM Post #19 |
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| Kazikittymoto | Aug 16 2009, 08:24 AM Post #20 |
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Confusion! It's the place you want to be! Confusion! Yeah! |
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