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No Rest for the Wicked
Topic Started: Jul 14 2009, 08:56 PM (535 Views)
Belschaft
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*Morgan Freeman narrating*

In 2009, Belschaft escaped from the SSA. All they found of him was a muddy set of pants, a Twix rapper, and an old mouse, damn near worn down to the wiring. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to break through the firewall with it. Old Bel did it in less than two. Oh, Bel loved hacking. I guess it appealed to his meticulous nature. An virus here, million bites of coding there. Hacking is the study of coding and time. That's all it takes really, coding, and time. That, and a big god-damned JPEG. Like I said, online a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Bel's favourite hobby was totin' Lapse's firewall through the garbage pile, a handful at a time. I guess after Spratz was killed, he decided he had been here just about long enough. Bel did like he was told, buffed that sig to a high mirror shine. The guard simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans sigs? Bel crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of spam spelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
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*Again astoundingly similar to Vincent Price's voice*
Belschaft having freed his tortured mind from the fathoms of spam and agonizing repeated death scenarios was trying to lead a normal life. In an attempt to regain some sanity and stability, he bought a old estate a few miles out of town. His fragmented conscious and shattered soul was so eager to settle on he failed to read the fine print in the contract that read: "THE OLD ARGYLE ESTATE IS INCREDIBLY HAUNTED.", although he did find it awfully weird signing it in blood. Not to mention the agent. His real estate agent went by the name of Hyperion and hid behind small round glasses tinted dark as a black moon. So blind was Bel to the horrors he was about to face that he even suggested the drapery in the master bedroom be changed to purple velvet...
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*Morgan Freeman, on spratz' ejection from the SSA*

I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
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I'm out of ideas for the moment.
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Lucky for me, I was running out of long monologues.
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Indeed.
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Would you agree to a draw?
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For now yes.
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Belschaft
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Then where agreed. Morgan Freeman and Vincent Price have the two most awesome voices ever.
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Agreed.
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how bout patrick stewart?
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That just complicates things.
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Belschaft,Aug 3 2009
11:54 AM
Then where agreed. Morgan Freeman and Vincent Price have the two most awesome voices ever.

But of course, we all know who is really best. :)
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Shades Of Gray,Aug 4 2009
01:10 PM
Belschaft,Aug 3 2009
11:54 AM
Then where agreed. Morgan Freeman and Vincent Price have the two most awesome voices ever.

But of course, we all know who is really best. :)

Jeremy Irons?
'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill

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Belschaft
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No, Morgan Freeman. Weren't you paying attention?
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Dunkum,Aug 4 2009
08:11 AM
Shades Of Gray,Aug 4 2009
01:10 PM
Belschaft,Aug 3 2009
11:54 AM
Then where agreed. Morgan Freeman and Vincent Price have the two most awesome voices ever.

But of course, we all know who is really best. :)

Jeremy Irons?

Another damn good voice!

But I still got to go with:

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Dunkum
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but i like jeremy irons, he was teh voice of Scar in the lion king

or james earl jones. what about him?
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Bah! Vincent Price still wins this war by far.
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Belschaft
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What about Brian Cox?
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Shades Of Gray,Aug 28 2009
05:38 PM
Bah! Vincent Price still wins this war by far.

I think I have to agree there.
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