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| Shades of Gray | Jul 14 2009, 08:56 PM Post #1 |
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I've been considering this phrase for quite some time now, and I have to agree with it. I don't think I get any sleep anymore. Oh well... Now for a poem. Sleep ............sLeep .....................slEep .............................sleEp .....................................sleeP .............................................sleep Second verse, same as the first. Or is that vice-versa? ... What do you mean that wasn't a poem? It most certainly was. (Meanwhile) Voice A: No it wasn't Voice B: I concur. Voice C: You're all crazy. That was the poemiest poem I ever did hear. Voice D: You heard it? I thought it was written. Voice E: He's crazy. Voice F: Of course he is. We're all voices in some guy's head. We're all crazy. Voice H: I'm not. Voice I: What happened to Voice G? Voice J: Oh, he is crazy. Voice G: Crazy as a wombat eating crackers. Voice Z (Pronounce zed in this case): Bloody loonies. Voice Z (Not pronounced zed in this case): Indeed. _____________________________________________ This post brought to you by the Fearful Insomniacs of Regional Everywhere or FIRE for short. Remember, we are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us. Now: DANCING TIME |
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There once was a poster called SoG about as substantial as fog he would gleefully beam while the others did scream as he fed them alive to the dogs - Dunkum Do you see what I'm getting at here? ![]() *nanomachines* My awards | |
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| Lapse | Jul 15 2009, 02:15 AM Post #2 |
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LAPSE! I GOTS ME A MEDAL FOR BEEN HELPFUL; Most original poster 2008! A pet couch potato! Official Gustapoesque dictator/enslavor of the SSA according to TBM! | |
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| Belschaft | Jul 15 2009, 05:37 AM Post #3 |
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| Shades of Gray | Jul 15 2009, 07:20 AM Post #4 |
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Yes? Can I help you? You seem confused for some reason. |
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There once was a poster called SoG about as substantial as fog he would gleefully beam while the others did scream as he fed them alive to the dogs - Dunkum Do you see what I'm getting at here? ![]() *nanomachines* My awards | |
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| Kazikittymoto | Jul 15 2009, 07:48 AM Post #5 |
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Mr. Meowmeow Fancypants
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This thread was everything I expected and more. |
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I reject your reality and substitute my own Trophy Galleon | |
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| Shades of Gray | Jul 15 2009, 08:07 AM Post #6 |
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I aim to exceed expectations. So, last night I managed to actually get some sleep. I then had this crazy dream where Vincent Price never died, but was actually a vampire and taking over the world using his films. He had an alliance with the ghost of Edger Allen Poe and a robot version of Mark Twain. I woke up from this dream feeling very sad. I miss Vincent Price. *Goes off to watch House on Haunted Hill (1959)* |
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| Belschaft | Jul 15 2009, 09:17 AM Post #7 |
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*steals idea and writes book* |
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| Shades of Gray | Jul 15 2009, 09:31 AM Post #8 |
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Feel free. It would make an epic novel... but only I know how it ends! |
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| Belschaft | Jul 15 2009, 10:33 AM Post #9 |
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*hooks wires up to sog's while he's asleep* |
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| Shades of Gray | Jul 15 2009, 11:09 AM Post #10 |
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I sleep about once a week. I think I'd notice in the meantime. Besides, the horrors that you would see would be enough to drive you to madness. |
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There once was a poster called SoG about as substantial as fog he would gleefully beam while the others did scream as he fed them alive to the dogs - Dunkum Do you see what I'm getting at here? ![]() *nanomachines* My awards | |
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| Belschaft | Jul 15 2009, 11:13 AM Post #11 |
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Really? *gets video recorder* |
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| Wolfemastre | Jul 15 2009, 02:22 PM Post #12 |
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Zaro's rank
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that's what you get for being evil!!, as for me i average about 10 hours a day |
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Dogs are forever in the pushup postion ~Mitch Hedburg Gold Plated Rhyno Email duke of bastards "I noticed an admin" award "I don't have many trophies" plaque an unidentified something-or-other. 'Slightly disturbing image trophy'"Funniest picture I've seen today" trophy. 'Sensible question' medal I actually made a statement that can be proven... and then proved it! a golden spoon "100% Disturbing Video" medal 'Traitor Canine of the year trophy for 2009' a shiny brass medal for giving DG an interesting weapon idea. 2nd place award for most methodically disturbing death. | |
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| Belschaft | Jul 15 2009, 02:46 PM Post #13 |
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You also get a penthouse overlooking the fire lake and the pit of acid. |
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| Kazikittymoto | Jul 15 2009, 08:34 PM Post #14 |
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Mr. Meowmeow Fancypants
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Me Too!
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| Belschaft | Jul 22 2009, 05:47 AM Post #15 |
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I don't. |
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| Kazikittymoto | Jul 22 2009, 08:02 AM Post #16 |
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Jerk. <_< |
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| Belschaft | Jul 22 2009, 10:01 AM Post #17 |
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What? I've never seen anything he's in so for me it's no big loss. |
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| Kazikittymoto | Jul 22 2009, 03:40 PM Post #18 |
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Or wrote? |
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| Belschaft | Jul 22 2009, 05:58 PM Post #19 |
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Again a big nope. |
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| Kazikittymoto | Jul 23 2009, 07:38 AM Post #20 |
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Oh ok. I only called you a jerk because I thought you were disagreeing purely because you wanted to. |
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