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No Rest for the Wicked
Topic Started: Jul 14 2009, 08:56 PM (530 Views)
Shades of Gray
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I've been considering this phrase for quite some time now, and I have to agree with it. I don't think I get any sleep anymore. Oh well...

Now for a poem.

Sleep
............sLeep
.....................slEep
.............................sleEp
.....................................sleeP
.............................................sleep
Second verse, same as the first.

Or is that vice-versa?

...

What do you mean that wasn't a poem? It most certainly was.


(Meanwhile)

Voice A: No it wasn't
Voice B: I concur.
Voice C: You're all crazy. That was the poemiest poem I ever did hear.
Voice D: You heard it? I thought it was written.
Voice E: He's crazy.
Voice F: Of course he is. We're all voices in some guy's head. We're all crazy.
Voice H: I'm not.
Voice I: What happened to Voice G?
Voice J: Oh, he is crazy.
Voice G: Crazy as a wombat eating crackers.
Voice Z (Pronounce zed in this case): Bloody loonies.
Voice Z (Not pronounced zed in this case): Indeed.

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This post brought to you by the Fearful Insomniacs of Regional Everywhere
or
FIRE for short.

Remember, we are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.

Now:


DANCING TIME
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Belschaft,Jul 15 2009
05:37 AM
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Yes? Can I help you? You seem confused for some reason.
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This thread was everything I expected and more.
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Kazikamimoto,Jul 15 2009
07:48 AM
This thread was everything I expected and more.

I aim to exceed expectations.

So, last night I managed to actually get some sleep. I then had this crazy dream where Vincent Price never died, but was actually a vampire and taking over the world using his films. He had an alliance with the ghost of Edger Allen Poe and a robot version of Mark Twain.

I woke up from this dream feeling very sad. I miss Vincent Price.

*Goes off to watch House on Haunted Hill (1959)*
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So, last night I managed to actually get some sleep. I then had this crazy dream where Vincent Price never died, but was actually a vampire and taking over the world using his films. He had an alliance with the ghost of Edger Allen Poe and a robot version of Mark Twain.

*steals idea and writes book*
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Belschaft,Jul 15 2009
09:17 AM
Shades Of Gray,Jul 15 2009
08:07 AM
So, last night I managed to actually get some sleep. I then had this crazy dream where Vincent Price never died, but was actually a vampire and taking over the world using his films. He had an alliance with the ghost of Edger Allen Poe and a robot version of Mark Twain.

*steals idea and writes book*

Feel free. It would make an epic novel... but only I know how it ends!
There once was a poster called SoG
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as he fed them alive to the dogs

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Shades Of Gray,Jul 15 2009
08:07 AM
So, last night I managed to actually get some sleep. I then had this crazy dream where Vincent Price never died, but was actually a vampire and taking over the world using his films. He had an alliance with the ghost of Edger Allen Poe and a robot version of Mark Twain.

*steals idea and writes book*

Feel free. It would make an epic novel... but only I know how it ends!

*hooks wires up to sog's while he's asleep*
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Belschaft,Jul 15 2009
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Shades Of Gray,Jul 15 2009
08:07 AM
So, last night I managed to actually get some sleep. I then had this crazy dream where Vincent Price never died, but was actually a vampire and taking over the world using his films. He had an alliance with the ghost of Edger Allen Poe and a robot version of Mark Twain.

*steals idea and writes book*

Feel free. It would make an epic novel... but only I know how it ends!

*hooks wires up to sog's while he's asleep*

I sleep about once a week. I think I'd notice in the meantime.

Besides, the horrors that you would see would be enough to drive you to madness.
There once was a poster called SoG
about as substantial as fog
he would gleefully beam
while the others did scream
as he fed them alive to the dogs

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Shades Of Gray,Jul 15 2009
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So, last night I managed to actually get some sleep. I then had this crazy dream where Vincent Price never died, but was actually a vampire and taking over the world using his films. He had an alliance with the ghost of Edger Allen Poe and a robot version of Mark Twain.

*steals idea and writes book*

Feel free. It would make an epic novel... but only I know how it ends!

*hooks wires up to sog's while he's asleep*

I sleep about once a week. I think I'd notice in the meantime.

Besides, the horrors that you would see would be enough to drive you to madness.

Really?

*gets video recorder*
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that's what you get for being evil!!, as for me i average about 10 hours a day

You also get a penthouse overlooking the fire lake and the pit of acid.
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Shades Of Gray,Jul 15 2009
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I miss Vincent Price.


Me Too! :fluffle:
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I don't.
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Jerk. <_<
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What? I've never seen anything he's in so for me it's no big loss.
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Or wrote?
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Again a big nope.
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Oh ok. I only called you a jerk because I thought you were disagreeing purely because you wanted to.
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