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Here Kity Kity Kity; have a stick of dynamite
Topic Started: May 30 2009, 03:03 PM (916 Views)
Moleland
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Slayer of the lame Glitter Elves
Belschaft,Jun 17 2009
09:00 PM
Moleland,Jun 17 2009
11:31 AM
Gillfish,Jun 17 2009
03:49 PM
Moleland,Jun 17 2009
01:26 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
09:45 PM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
09:05 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
07:58 PM
Belschaft,Jun 16 2009
06:43 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
08:44 AM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
08:58 AM
Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*

Bah!

<_<

Make the level longer, so he physically can't reach the end. By about a metre.

*Does so*

One flat level, coming up with no rings or checkpoints and where even heading at the maximum speed he will reach (which he can't due to the fact he will have to accelerate first) he will not reach the end before timing out.

*Debugs some speedboots into level*

*Completes in ?<'{:*

Stop hacking my damn game! :angry:

It be called 'cheating' B)

*Sets max velocity to below walking speed, locks debug mode and reloads level*

Bugger

*offers moley flash version of the game*

I'll pass thanks
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Gillfish
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Moleland,Jun 18 2009
09:39 AM
Belschaft,Jun 17 2009
09:00 PM
Moleland,Jun 17 2009
11:31 AM
Gillfish,Jun 17 2009
03:49 PM
Moleland,Jun 17 2009
01:26 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
09:45 PM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
09:05 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
07:58 PM
Belschaft,Jun 16 2009
06:43 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
08:44 AM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
08:58 AM
Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*

Bah!

<_<

Make the level longer, so he physically can't reach the end. By about a metre.

*Does so*

One flat level, coming up with no rings or checkpoints and where even heading at the maximum speed he will reach (which he can't due to the fact he will have to accelerate first) he will not reach the end before timing out.

*Debugs some speedboots into level*

*Completes in ?<'{:*

Stop hacking my damn game! :angry:

It be called 'cheating' B)

*Sets max velocity to below walking speed, locks debug mode and reloads level*

Bugger

*offers moley flash version of the game*

I'll pass thanks

Victory is mine!
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Moleland
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Slayer of the lame Glitter Elves
Gillfish,Jun 18 2009
12:59 PM
Moleland,Jun 18 2009
09:39 AM
Belschaft,Jun 17 2009
09:00 PM
Moleland,Jun 17 2009
11:31 AM
Gillfish,Jun 17 2009
03:49 PM
Moleland,Jun 17 2009
01:26 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
09:45 PM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
09:05 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
07:58 PM
Belschaft,Jun 16 2009
06:43 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
08:44 AM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
08:58 AM
Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*

Bah!

<_<

Make the level longer, so he physically can't reach the end. By about a metre.

*Does so*

One flat level, coming up with no rings or checkpoints and where even heading at the maximum speed he will reach (which he can't due to the fact he will have to accelerate first) he will not reach the end before timing out.

*Debugs some speedboots into level*

*Completes in ?<'{:*

Stop hacking my damn game! :angry:

It be called 'cheating' B)

*Sets max velocity to below walking speed, locks debug mode and reloads level*

Bugger

*offers moley flash version of the game*

I'll pass thanks

Victory is mine!

Indeed

*Watches as Gill's Multi-million dollar game makes 0 sales and his company go bust*
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Belschaft
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Moleland,Jun 18 2009
06:27 AM
Gillfish,Jun 18 2009
12:59 PM
Moleland,Jun 18 2009
09:39 AM
Belschaft,Jun 17 2009
09:00 PM
Moleland,Jun 17 2009
11:31 AM
Gillfish,Jun 17 2009
03:49 PM
Moleland,Jun 17 2009
01:26 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
09:45 PM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
09:05 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
07:58 PM
Belschaft,Jun 16 2009
06:43 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
08:44 AM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
08:58 AM
Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*

Bah!

<_<

Make the level longer, so he physically can't reach the end. By about a metre.

*Does so*

One flat level, coming up with no rings or checkpoints and where even heading at the maximum speed he will reach (which he can't due to the fact he will have to accelerate first) he will not reach the end before timing out.

*Debugs some speedboots into level*

*Completes in ?<'{:*

Stop hacking my damn game! :angry:

It be called 'cheating' B)

*Sets max velocity to below walking speed, locks debug mode and reloads level*

Bugger

*offers moley flash version of the game*

I'll pass thanks

Victory is mine!

Indeed

*Watches as Gill's Multi-million dollar game makes 0 sales and his company go bust*

*Buys Gill's company folr peanuts*
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Moleland
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With what? :huh:
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
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Peanuts. Literaly.
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Gillfish
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Unfortunately for you, Bel, I had stolen your identity documents when I founded the company and claimed I was you. So you just lost a lot of money.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Belschaft
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Really? Strange, my passports biometric, they should have spotted that...
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Belschaft,Jun 18 2009
11:30 PM
Really? Strange, my passports biometric, they should have spotted that...

Well obviously they didn't.

They were more interested in your Debit card.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Belschaft
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Hmm. I think a law suit is in order.

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Belschaft,Jun 19 2009
03:28 PM
Hmm. I think a law suit is in order.

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Oh noes! :o
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Belschaft
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Gillfish,Jun 19 2009
08:29 AM
Belschaft,Jun 19 2009
03:28 PM
Hmm. I think a law suit is in order.

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Oh noes! :o

I may be willing to settle out of court. What you got?
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Gillfish
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Belschaft,Jun 19 2009
08:52 PM
Gillfish,Jun 19 2009
08:29 AM
Belschaft,Jun 19 2009
03:28 PM
Hmm. I think a law suit is in order.

Posted Image

Oh noes! :o

I may be willing to settle out of court. What you got?

The company I set up in your name?
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Gillfish,Jun 20 2009
03:19 AM
Belschaft,Jun 19 2009
08:52 PM
Gillfish,Jun 19 2009
08:29 AM
Belschaft,Jun 19 2009
03:28 PM
Hmm. I think a law suit is in order.

Posted Image

Oh noes! :o

I may be willing to settle out of court. What you got?

The company I set up in your name?

Wait, it's in my name as well?

*cancels buyout*
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Belschaft,Jun 20 2009
12:57 PM
Gillfish,Jun 20 2009
03:19 AM
Belschaft,Jun 19 2009
08:52 PM
Gillfish,Jun 19 2009
08:29 AM
Belschaft,Jun 19 2009
03:28 PM
Hmm. I think a law suit is in order.

Posted Image

Oh noes! :o

I may be willing to settle out of court. What you got?

The company I set up in your name?

Wait, it's in my name as well?

*cancels buyout*

Why else would I steal your identity documents?
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Moleland
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Mwhahahaha!
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Belschaft
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*claims company on basis it's in my name*

*also claims Gill's back acounts linked to company*

*claims all other assets in my name*
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Belschaft,Jun 23 2009
09:56 PM
*claims company on basis it's in my name*

*also claims Gill's back acounts linked to company*

*claims all other assets in my name*

Glad I didn't lose anything that was rightfully mine.

*Watches failing company as Bel seizes it*
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Gillfish,Jun 24 2009
01:50 AM
Belschaft,Jun 23 2009
09:56 PM
*claims company on basis it's in my name*

*also claims Gill's back acounts linked to company*

*claims all other assets in my name*

Glad I didn't lose anything that was rightfully mine.

*Watches failing company as Bel seizes it*

*turns around companys fortunes*
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Gillfish
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Belschaft,Jun 24 2009
06:32 PM
Gillfish,Jun 24 2009
01:50 AM
Belschaft,Jun 23 2009
09:56 PM
*claims company on basis it's in my name*

*also claims Gill's back acounts linked to company*

*claims all other assets in my name*

Glad I didn't lose anything that was rightfully mine.

*Watches failing company as Bel seizes it*

*turns around companys fortunes*

Good for you.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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