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Here Kity Kity Kity; have a stick of dynamite
Topic Started: May 30 2009, 03:03 PM (917 Views)
Gillfish
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Moleland,Jun 10 2009
10:01 PM
Gillfish,Jun 9 2009
09:12 PM
Moleland,Jun 9 2009
08:55 PM
Gillfish,Jun 9 2009
04:31 PM
Moleland,Jun 9 2009
08:59 AM
Gillfish,Jun 8 2009
10:27 PM
Moleland,Jun 8 2009
09:58 PM
Gillfish,Jun 8 2009
09:23 PM
Moleland,Jun 8 2009
09:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 8 2009
05:08 PM
Moleland,Jun 8 2009
07:38 AM
Gillfish,Jun 7 2009
06:38 PM
Moleland,Jun 7 2009
04:51 PM
Gillfish,Jun 6 2009
09:10 PM
Moleland,Jun 6 2009
08:31 PM
Gillfish,Jun 6 2009
10:10 AM
Belschaft,Jun 6 2009
12:17 AM
Moleland,Jun 5 2009
02:18 PM
Gillfish,Jun 5 2009
11:18 PM
Moleland,Jun 5 2009
08:10 PM
Belschaft,Jun 5 2009
01:05 PM
Moleland,Jun 5 2009
01:13 AM
Belschaft,Jun 4 2009
09:45 PM
*has no powers whatsover*

*does have a very large gun*

*Transmogrifies gun into turnip*

That's inconvenient.

*throws turnip at moley*

*Ducks*

*Throws ducks at turnip*

:rolleyes:

*duck pecks Gill*

In mid air travveling away from me?

That's quite a feat.

It has a stretcho beak

Bah!

*Is pecked*

Mwaahahahha!

*Throws Mobius strip at Moley*

*Turns blue, grows spikes and runs along it*

*Watches as Moley runs for eternity*

*Completes level in 3'42*

*Universe explodes due to moley-sonic actually running out of mobius strip.*

*Scores 3,000 time bonus points*

*Makes Moley try a level with no coins and a floor of spikes*

*uses the 'debug' cheat and builds path for self*

<_<

*Pulls out the plug whilst Moley is still in the level*

You BSTM :angry:

Teach you to hack my game. <_<

Not my fault you made the level impossible :angry:

I respectfully disagree.
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Moleland
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Bah!
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Bah to you too, sir.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Moleland
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*Starts the game up again*
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
*offers moley PS3 and Killzone 2 instead*
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I prefer the retroness
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Gillfish
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Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
04:34 AM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*hacks and inserts a couple og hundred Higs*
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Moleland
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Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*
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Gillfish
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Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Moleland
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Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*
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Gillfish
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Moleland,Jun 16 2009
08:58 AM
Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*

Bah!

<_<
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
08:44 AM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
08:58 AM
Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*

Bah!

<_<

Make the level longer, so he physically can't reach the end. By about a metre.
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Gillfish
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Belschaft,Jun 16 2009
06:43 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
08:44 AM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
08:58 AM
Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*

Bah!

<_<

Make the level longer, so he physically can't reach the end. By about a metre.

*Does so*

One flat level, coming up with no rings or checkpoints and where even heading at the maximum speed he will reach (which he can't due to the fact he will have to accelerate first) he will not reach the end before timing out.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Moleland
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Slayer of the lame Glitter Elves
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
07:58 PM
Belschaft,Jun 16 2009
06:43 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
08:44 AM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
08:58 AM
Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*

Bah!

<_<

Make the level longer, so he physically can't reach the end. By about a metre.

*Does so*

One flat level, coming up with no rings or checkpoints and where even heading at the maximum speed he will reach (which he can't due to the fact he will have to accelerate first) he will not reach the end before timing out.

*Debugs some speedboots into level*

*Completes in ?<'{:*
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Gillfish
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Moleland,Jun 16 2009
09:05 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
07:58 PM
Belschaft,Jun 16 2009
06:43 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
08:44 AM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
08:58 AM
Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*

Bah!

<_<

Make the level longer, so he physically can't reach the end. By about a metre.

*Does so*

One flat level, coming up with no rings or checkpoints and where even heading at the maximum speed he will reach (which he can't due to the fact he will have to accelerate first) he will not reach the end before timing out.

*Debugs some speedboots into level*

*Completes in ?<'{:*

Stop hacking my damn game! :angry:
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Moleland
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Slayer of the lame Glitter Elves
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
09:45 PM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
09:05 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
07:58 PM
Belschaft,Jun 16 2009
06:43 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
08:44 AM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
08:58 AM
Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*

Bah!

<_<

Make the level longer, so he physically can't reach the end. By about a metre.

*Does so*

One flat level, coming up with no rings or checkpoints and where even heading at the maximum speed he will reach (which he can't due to the fact he will have to accelerate first) he will not reach the end before timing out.

*Debugs some speedboots into level*

*Completes in ?<'{:*

Stop hacking my damn game! :angry:

It be called 'cheating' B)
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Moleland,Jun 17 2009
01:26 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
09:45 PM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
09:05 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
07:58 PM
Belschaft,Jun 16 2009
06:43 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
08:44 AM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
08:58 AM
Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*

Bah!

<_<

Make the level longer, so he physically can't reach the end. By about a metre.

*Does so*

One flat level, coming up with no rings or checkpoints and where even heading at the maximum speed he will reach (which he can't due to the fact he will have to accelerate first) he will not reach the end before timing out.

*Debugs some speedboots into level*

*Completes in ?<'{:*

Stop hacking my damn game! :angry:

It be called 'cheating' B)

*Sets max velocity to below walking speed, locks debug mode and reloads level*
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Moleland
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Slayer of the lame Glitter Elves
Gillfish,Jun 17 2009
03:49 PM
Moleland,Jun 17 2009
01:26 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
09:45 PM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
09:05 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
07:58 PM
Belschaft,Jun 16 2009
06:43 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
08:44 AM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
08:58 AM
Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*

Bah!

<_<

Make the level longer, so he physically can't reach the end. By about a metre.

*Does so*

One flat level, coming up with no rings or checkpoints and where even heading at the maximum speed he will reach (which he can't due to the fact he will have to accelerate first) he will not reach the end before timing out.

*Debugs some speedboots into level*

*Completes in ?<'{:*

Stop hacking my damn game! :angry:

It be called 'cheating' B)

*Sets max velocity to below walking speed, locks debug mode and reloads level*

Bugger
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Moleland,Jun 17 2009
11:31 AM
Gillfish,Jun 17 2009
03:49 PM
Moleland,Jun 17 2009
01:26 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
09:45 PM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
09:05 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
07:58 PM
Belschaft,Jun 16 2009
06:43 PM
Gillfish,Jun 16 2009
08:44 AM
Moleland,Jun 16 2009
08:58 AM
Gillfish,Jun 15 2009
10:37 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:19 PM
Gillfish,Jun 12 2009
01:34 PM
Moleland,Jun 12 2009
08:25 AM
I prefer the retroness

*Loads completely flat level with no enemies or hazards*

*Is timed out*

Victory is mine!

*Starts from starpost, 92% of the way through the level*

*completes in 0'50*

Bah!

<_<

Make the level longer, so he physically can't reach the end. By about a metre.

*Does so*

One flat level, coming up with no rings or checkpoints and where even heading at the maximum speed he will reach (which he can't due to the fact he will have to accelerate first) he will not reach the end before timing out.

*Debugs some speedboots into level*

*Completes in ?<'{:*

Stop hacking my damn game! :angry:

It be called 'cheating' B)

*Sets max velocity to below walking speed, locks debug mode and reloads level*

Bugger

*offers moley flash version of the game*
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