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Here Kity Kity Kity; have a stick of dynamite
Topic Started: May 30 2009, 03:03 PM (908 Views)
Nevrotic Maniacs
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Explosive kittens ROCK!
The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation.
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Zarpstarine
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Indeed.
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Gillfish
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Dynamite rocks. Especially for giving to newly returned members.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
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Moleland
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Another pointful topic!

Nev - you've really outdone yourself this time
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Gillfish
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Have a snack! :explode:
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
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"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
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Moleland
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*approves*
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*gives Nev a dynamite shaped 'snack'*
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Gillfish
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You want one too Bel?

:explode:
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Explosive Ninja Kittehs
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*sniffs dynamite*

om nyom nyom nyom.

*explodes, in a stealthy fashion*
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
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Nope. Messa fina.
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Gillfish
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Belschaft,May 31 2009
05:59 PM
Nope. Messa fina.

Youssa Jar jar Binks?
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
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Gillfish,May 31 2009
09:50 AM
Belschaft,May 31 2009
05:59 PM
Nope. Messa fina.

Youssa Jar jar Binks?

No mesa gungan. Jar jar isa gunga tu, but mesa noit he.
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Moleland
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Gillfish,May 31 2009
06:50 PM
Belschaft,May 31 2009
05:59 PM
Nope. Messa fina.

Youssa Jar jar Binks?

:lol:
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Gillfish
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Belschaft,May 31 2009
08:07 PM
Gillfish,May 31 2009
09:50 AM
Belschaft,May 31 2009
05:59 PM
Nope. Messa fina.

Youssa Jar jar Binks?

No mesa gungan. Jar jar isa gunga tu, but mesa noit he.

*Shoots gungan*

Damn things.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Nevrotic Maniacs
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Yes, I have learned the beauty of blowing myself up.
The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation.
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Moleland
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Gillfish,Jun 1 2009
04:43 PM
Belschaft,May 31 2009
08:07 PM
Gillfish,May 31 2009
09:50 AM
Belschaft,May 31 2009
05:59 PM
Nope. Messa fina.

Youssa Jar jar Binks?

No mesa gungan. Jar jar isa gunga tu, but mesa noit he.

*Shoots gungan*

Damn things.

*Approves*
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Lapse
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Gillfish,Jun 2 2009
02:43 AM
Belschaft,May 31 2009
08:07 PM
Gillfish,May 31 2009
09:50 AM
Belschaft,May 31 2009
05:59 PM
Nope. Messa fina.

Youssa Jar jar Binks?

No mesa gungan. Jar jar isa gunga tu, but mesa noit he.

*Shoots gungan*

Damn things.

I would prefer if you shot them, then stabbed them, then ran over them with a car, then shot them again with a bigger gun, then set them on fire, then jumped on the ashes a little bit, then froze them with liquid helium, then dissociate all the electrons from their atoms, then shoot them with an even bigger gun, then split the nucleus of all the atoms, and then turn them into solar panels, then burn the solar panels, and then finally shoot them with a really really bug gun!
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
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Lapse,Jun 2 2009
01:49 AM
Gillfish,Jun 2 2009
02:43 AM
Belschaft,May 31 2009
08:07 PM
Gillfish,May 31 2009
09:50 AM
Belschaft,May 31 2009
05:59 PM
Nope. Messa fina.

Youssa Jar jar Binks?

No mesa gungan. Jar jar isa gunga tu, but mesa noit he.

*Shoots gungan*

Damn things.

I would prefer if you shot them, then stabbed them, then ran over them with a car, then shot them again with a bigger gun, then set them on fire, then jumped on the ashes a little bit, then froze them with liquid helium, then dissociate all the electrons from their atoms, then shoot them with an even bigger gun, then split the nucleus of all the atoms, and then turn them into solar panels, then burn the solar panels, and then finally shoot them with a really really bug gun!

Perhaps a little overkill...
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Gillfish
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Belschaft,Jun 2 2009
02:10 PM
Lapse,Jun 2 2009
01:49 AM
Gillfish,Jun 2 2009
02:43 AM
Belschaft,May 31 2009
08:07 PM
Gillfish,May 31 2009
09:50 AM
Belschaft,May 31 2009
05:59 PM
Nope. Messa fina.

Youssa Jar jar Binks?

No mesa gungan. Jar jar isa gunga tu, but mesa noit he.

*Shoots gungan*

Damn things.

I would prefer if you shot them, then stabbed them, then ran over them with a car, then shot them again with a bigger gun, then set them on fire, then jumped on the ashes a little bit, then froze them with liquid helium, then dissociate all the electrons from their atoms, then shoot them with an even bigger gun, then split the nucleus of all the atoms, and then turn them into solar panels, then burn the solar panels, and then finally shoot them with a really really bug gun!

Perhaps a little overkill...

There is no such thing as overkill, there is only "Open fire" and "I need to reload"

*Follows Lapse's advice*
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Moleland
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Gillfish,Jun 2 2009
05:06 PM
Belschaft,Jun 2 2009
02:10 PM
Lapse,Jun 2 2009
01:49 AM
Gillfish,Jun 2 2009
02:43 AM
Belschaft,May 31 2009
08:07 PM
Gillfish,May 31 2009
09:50 AM
Belschaft,May 31 2009
05:59 PM
Nope. Messa fina.

Youssa Jar jar Binks?

No mesa gungan. Jar jar isa gunga tu, but mesa noit he.

*Shoots gungan*

Damn things.

I would prefer if you shot them, then stabbed them, then ran over them with a car, then shot them again with a bigger gun, then set them on fire, then jumped on the ashes a little bit, then froze them with liquid helium, then dissociate all the electrons from their atoms, then shoot them with an even bigger gun, then split the nucleus of all the atoms, and then turn them into solar panels, then burn the solar panels, and then finally shoot them with a really really bug gun!

Perhaps a little overkill...

There is no such thing as overkill, there is only "Open fire" and "I need to reload"

*Follows Lapse's advice*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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