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I'm a fucking dick; Fairly self-explanatory...
Topic Started: Sep 16 2005, 01:12 AM (1,655 Views)
Belschaft
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Gillfish,Jun 30 2009
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Moleland,Jun 29 2009
08:58 PM
God knows

I wish to debate that point.

God doesn't.
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Belschaft,Jun 30 2009
06:04 PM
Gillfish,Jun 30 2009
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Moleland,Jun 29 2009
08:58 PM
God knows

I wish to debate that point.

God doesn't.

Nope
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He'll just DEAT you
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Meh.
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True
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You can fight anyone and everyone, except God/Jehova/Yahwe/Allah/Zeus/Jupiter/Thor/Odin/Wodan/The Earth Spirit/The Circle of Life/The FSM/Cthulhu/Osiris/Zorastor/Xenu/etc
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actually, the entire norse afterlife was centered around fighting, and given how tehy acted, im pretty sure that thor would get in on that, just for kicks...odin maybe too

also, as something resembling an atheist, i completely support your statement in as much as i dont credit any of the listed beings as actually existing
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What about Xenu? Every time you laugh at scientoligists Baby Suri is beaten by Tom Cruise.
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Belschaft,Jul 1 2009
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What about Xenu? Every time you laugh at scientoligists Baby Suri is beaten by Tom Cruise.

the wonderful thing about apathy is i find it hard to care about the feelings of some child all the way across the country.

also scientology is blatantly a scam, im told hubbard actually admitted to it in a journal or some such thing, but scientologists refuse to accept it
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I wouldn't be surprised.
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Don't! If you anger Lord Xenu he'll come back and rip your Thetan from your body! Forever!
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Wow
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*Ritually drowns Bel*
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09:14 PM
also scientology is blatantly a scam, im told hubbard actually admitted to it in a journal or some such thing, but scientologists refuse to accept it

well, i did a report on Scientology last year, sadly enough, and Hubbard did say the best way to make 1,000,000 dollars was to start a religion.

Not to mention that some of their rules would be considered cruel and unusual punishment(by me at least), their societies are somewhat like The Soviet Union under Stalin
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Wolfemastre,Jul 5 2009
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Dunkum,Jul 1 2009
09:14 PM
also scientology is blatantly a scam, im told hubbard actually admitted to it in a journal or some such thing, but scientologists refuse to accept it

well, i did a report on Scientology last year, sadly enough, and Hubbard did say the best way to make 1,000,000 dollars was to start a religion.

Not to mention that some of their rules would be considered cruel and unusual punishment(by me at least), their societies are somewhat like The Soviet Union under Stalin

You heard the story about how Katie Holmes got forcibly impregnated with Hubbard's frozen sperm to produce 'The Chosen One'?
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Belschaft,Jul 6 2009
12:06 PM
Wolfemastre,Jul 5 2009
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also scientology is blatantly a scam, im told hubbard actually admitted to it in a journal or some such thing, but scientologists refuse to accept it

well, i did a report on Scientology last year, sadly enough, and Hubbard did say the best way to make 1,000,000 dollars was to start a religion.

Not to mention that some of their rules would be considered cruel and unusual punishment(by me at least), their societies are somewhat like The Soviet Union under Stalin

You heard the story about how Katie Holmes got forcibly impregnated with Hubbard's frozen sperm to produce 'The Chosen One'?

no :unsure:
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Wolfemastre,Jul 7 2009
02:49 AM
Belschaft,Jul 6 2009
12:06 PM
Wolfemastre,Jul 5 2009
04:36 PM
Dunkum,Jul 1 2009
09:14 PM
also scientology is blatantly a scam, im told hubbard actually admitted to it in a journal or some such thing, but scientologists refuse to accept it

well, i did a report on Scientology last year, sadly enough, and Hubbard did say the best way to make 1,000,000 dollars was to start a religion.

Not to mention that some of their rules would be considered cruel and unusual punishment(by me at least), their societies are somewhat like The Soviet Union under Stalin

You heard the story about how Katie Holmes got forcibly impregnated with Hubbard's frozen sperm to produce 'The Chosen One'?

no :unsure:

Me neither.
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how did they get hold of Hubbards frozen sperm?
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I assume he had it frozen with such an invent in mind. Thus baby Suri.

Also it gets around the problem of Tom Cruise's homosexuality/impotence.
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