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I'm a fucking dick; Fairly self-explanatory...
Topic Started: Sep 16 2005, 01:12 AM (1,660 Views)
Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Belschaft,Jun 2 2009
08:23 AM
*writes league anthem*

Actual Dog save our gracious Mole!
Long live our noble Mole!
Actual Dog save the Mole!
Send him victorious (over Zarp),
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
Actual Dog Mole.

Thy choicest gifts in store
On him be pleased to pour, (*gives random trophy to moley*)
Long may he reign.
May he defend our laws (if not postcounts),
And give us ever cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
Actual Dog save the Mole.

This has just gained great irony I feel.
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Gillfish
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Zaro's rank
Belschaft,Jun 3 2009
04:37 PM
Belschaft,Jun 2 2009
08:23 AM
*writes league anthem*

Actual Dog save our gracious Mole!
Long live our noble Mole!
Actual Dog save the Mole!
Send him victorious (over Zarp),
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
Actual Dog Mole.

Thy choicest gifts in store
On him be pleased to pour,        (*gives random trophy to moley*)
Long may he reign.
May he defend our laws (if not postcounts),
And give us ever cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
Actual Dog save the Mole.

This has just gained great irony I feel.

True.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Moleland
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Slayer of the lame Glitter Elves
Gillfish,Jun 3 2009
04:18 PM
Moleland,Jun 2 2009
09:51 PM
Gillfish,Jun 2 2009
09:16 PM
Moleland,Jun 2 2009
08:56 PM
Gillfish,Jun 2 2009
08:55 PM
Moleland,Jun 2 2009
07:49 PM
Belschaft,Jun 2 2009
05:23 PM
*writes league anthem*

Actual Dog save our gracious Mole!
Long live our noble Mole!
Actual Dog save the Mole!
Send him victorious (over Zarp),
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
Actual Dog Mole.

Thy choicest gifts in store
On him be pleased to pour,        (*gives random trophy to moley*)
Long may he reign.
May he defend our laws (if not postcounts),
And give us ever cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
Actual Dog save the Mole.

I highly approve of this

Haven't added you random trophy, yet?

Not yet

I see you have now, though.

And the title and medal I awarded you with! :D

i hope you don't mind the re-wording?

Not at all.

Excellent!
The Benevolent Demi-Rule of Moleland demands gifts to remain benevolent! Bring them to me now!

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Gillfish
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Zaro's rank
Moleland,Jun 3 2009
08:25 PM
Gillfish,Jun 3 2009
04:18 PM
Moleland,Jun 2 2009
09:51 PM
Gillfish,Jun 2 2009
09:16 PM
Moleland,Jun 2 2009
08:56 PM
Gillfish,Jun 2 2009
08:55 PM
Moleland,Jun 2 2009
07:49 PM
Belschaft,Jun 2 2009
05:23 PM
*writes league anthem*

Actual Dog save our gracious Mole!
Long live our noble Mole!
Actual Dog save the Mole!
Send him victorious (over Zarp),
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
Actual Dog Mole.

Thy choicest gifts in store
On him be pleased to pour,        (*gives random trophy to moley*)
Long may he reign.
May he defend our laws (if not postcounts),
And give us ever cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
Actual Dog save the Mole.

I highly approve of this

Haven't added you random trophy, yet?

Not yet

I see you have now, though.

And the title and medal I awarded you with! :D

i hope you don't mind the re-wording?

Not at all.

Excellent!

Indeed.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Moleland
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Slayer of the lame Glitter Elves
Dynamite is also excellent
The Benevolent Demi-Rule of Moleland demands gifts to remain benevolent! Bring them to me now!

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Gillfish
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Very true, sir.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Moleland
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Slayer of the lame Glitter Elves
Thank you
The Benevolent Demi-Rule of Moleland demands gifts to remain benevolent! Bring them to me now!

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Gillfish
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Yes, thank me.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Moleland
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Slayer of the lame Glitter Elves
:)
The Benevolent Demi-Rule of Moleland demands gifts to remain benevolent! Bring them to me now!

Trophies
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Gillfish
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Zaro's rank
*Takes a bow*
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
*shoots with a crossbow*
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Gillfish
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*Is stuck to wall*

Damn you Bel!
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
*gets out scalpel and puts on scrubs*
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Moleland
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Slayer of the lame Glitter Elves
Unneccessiary surgery?
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Nope. I just intend to remove a few 'momentos'.

*looks at Gill evily*

edit- *Insert evil laughter here*
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Gillfish
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Oh, dog.

Hey look over there! A distraction.

*Struggles free and runs*
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
*throws scalpel*
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Shades of Gray
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Belschaft,Jun 5 2009
03:38 AM
*looks at Gill evily*

Throw in an evil laugh, and the situation will improve. :)
There once was a poster called SoG
about as substantial as fog
he would gleefully beam
while the others did scream
as he fed them alive to the dogs

- Dunkum

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*nanomachines*
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Gillfish
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Belschaft,Jun 5 2009
05:48 PM
*throws scalpel*

*Has a scalper stuck in back*

Oww!

That really hurt!

Who throws a scalpel? Honestly?
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Gillfish
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Shades of Gray,Jun 5 2009
06:08 PM
Belschaft,Jun 5 2009
03:38 AM
*looks at Gill evily*

Throw in an evil laugh, and the situation will improve. :)

Not for me it won't
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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