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We didn't start the flame war!
Topic Started: May 14 2009, 10:18 AM (1,267 Views)
Zarpstarine
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The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
*Looks in the pile*

Let's see... this bolt goes through my neck...

What's this? A bundle of hay? That's not part of me.

*Throws out*
Zarp™
Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp.
The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™.
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Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Hmm... a bolt through the kneck....

*activates ginat electromagnet*
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Zarpstarine
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The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
*Magnet doesn't do anything, as bolt is made out of a 300 series stainless steel*
Zarp™
Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp.
The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™.
Admin of the ZCSA
Awards:
Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
*toggles with controls*

*weird green light begins radiating from magnet*
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Zarpstarine
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The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Yay! Now we've got the type of light found in our native enviroment!
Zarp™
Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp.
The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™.
Admin of the ZCSA
Awards:
Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
*presses big red button*

*warning lights activate*
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Zarpstarine
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The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Ah, more and more like home...
Zarp™
Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp.
The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™.
Admin of the ZCSA
Awards:
Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
*speakers activate*

{All non esential personal please leave the area!}

{Weapon firing in fiftenn seconds!}

{Please vacate the forward vector!}
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Zarpstarine
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The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
*Leaves the area*
Zarp™
Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp.
The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™.
Admin of the ZCSA
Awards:
Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
{tracking primary target}
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Gillfish
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Zaro's rank
*Takes cover directly behind Bel*
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Zarpstarine
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The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
*Takes cover behind Gill*
Zarp™
Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp.
The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™.
Admin of the ZCSA
Awards:
Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009
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Gillfish
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Zaro's rank
*Activates rearward firing gattling cannon*
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Zarpstarine
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The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
*Falls, but ends up leaning on the wall behind Gill*
Zarp™
Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp.
The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™.
Admin of the ZCSA
Awards:
Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
{targeting lasers are locked in}

{primary target tagged}

{activating firing sub routines}

*dives out of way*
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Zarpstarine
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The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
*Prepares for a jolting*
Zarp™
Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp.
The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™.
Admin of the ZCSA
Awards:
Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
{magnetrons at full power}

{priming lasers active}

{lens aray aligned}
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Dunkum
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Bringing home the bacon
*throws rocks at the lenses, cracking them*
'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill

"Your incestuous murder-child was Hitler AND Stalin"
~SMBC theater
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Zarpstarine
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The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Dunkum,May 26 2009
11:48 AM
*throws rocks at the lenses, cracking them*

*Approves*
Zarp™
Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp.
The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™.
Admin of the ZCSA
Awards:
Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
{targeting aray broken}

{systems overload iminent}

Shit. *teleports away*

{implosion iminent.....
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