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| Zarpstarine | May 26 2009, 10:52 AM Post #81 |
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*Looks in the pile* Let's see... this bolt goes through my neck... What's this? A bundle of hay? That's not part of me. *Throws out* |
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Zarp™ Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp. The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™. Admin of the ZCSA Awards: Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009 | |
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| Belschaft | May 26 2009, 11:19 AM Post #82 |
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Hmm... a bolt through the kneck.... *activates ginat electromagnet* |
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| Zarpstarine | May 26 2009, 11:23 AM Post #83 |
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*Magnet doesn't do anything, as bolt is made out of a 300 series stainless steel* |
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Zarp™ Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp. The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™. Admin of the ZCSA Awards: Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009 | |
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| Belschaft | May 26 2009, 11:26 AM Post #84 |
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*toggles with controls* *weird green light begins radiating from magnet* |
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| Zarpstarine | May 26 2009, 11:28 AM Post #85 |
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Yay! Now we've got the type of light found in our native enviroment! |
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Zarp™ Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp. The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™. Admin of the ZCSA Awards: Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009 | |
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| Belschaft | May 26 2009, 11:29 AM Post #86 |
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*presses big red button* *warning lights activate* |
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| Zarpstarine | May 26 2009, 11:30 AM Post #87 |
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Ah, more and more like home... |
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Zarp™ Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp. The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™. Admin of the ZCSA Awards: Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009 | |
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| Belschaft | May 26 2009, 11:33 AM Post #88 |
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*speakers activate* {All non esential personal please leave the area!} {Weapon firing in fiftenn seconds!} {Please vacate the forward vector!} |
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| Zarpstarine | May 26 2009, 11:34 AM Post #89 |
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*Leaves the area* |
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Zarp™ Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp. The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™. Admin of the ZCSA Awards: Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009 | |
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| Belschaft | May 26 2009, 11:35 AM Post #90 |
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{tracking primary target} |
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| Gillfish | May 26 2009, 12:27 PM Post #91 |
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Zaro's rank
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*Takes cover directly behind Bel* |
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"I beat up an admin trophy" !!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!! "dynamite trophy for inventiveness" "Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever" "Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign "Bel is (not) my God" badge "The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal "These go to 11!" Trophy "Victory Medal of Victoriousness" "Good memory" award 'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge 'golden yeti award' | |
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| Zarpstarine | May 26 2009, 12:30 PM Post #92 |
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*Takes cover behind Gill* |
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Zarp™ Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp. The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™. Admin of the ZCSA Awards: Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009 | |
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| Gillfish | May 26 2009, 12:35 PM Post #93 |
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Zaro's rank
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*Activates rearward firing gattling cannon* |
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"I beat up an admin trophy" !!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!! "dynamite trophy for inventiveness" "Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever" "Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign "Bel is (not) my God" badge "The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal "These go to 11!" Trophy "Victory Medal of Victoriousness" "Good memory" award 'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge 'golden yeti award' | |
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| Zarpstarine | May 26 2009, 12:38 PM Post #94 |
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*Falls, but ends up leaning on the wall behind Gill* |
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Zarp™ Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp. The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™. Admin of the ZCSA Awards: Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009 | |
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| Belschaft | May 26 2009, 12:45 PM Post #95 |
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{targeting lasers are locked in} {primary target tagged} {activating firing sub routines} *dives out of way* |
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| Zarpstarine | May 26 2009, 12:46 PM Post #96 |
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*Prepares for a jolting* |
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Zarp™ Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp. The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™. Admin of the ZCSA Awards: Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009 | |
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| Belschaft | May 26 2009, 12:47 PM Post #97 |
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{magnetrons at full power} {priming lasers active} {lens aray aligned} |
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| Dunkum | May 26 2009, 12:48 PM Post #98 |
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Bringing home the bacon
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*throws rocks at the lenses, cracking them* |
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'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill "Your incestuous murder-child was Hitler AND Stalin" ~SMBC theater | |
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| Zarpstarine | May 26 2009, 12:50 PM Post #99 |
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*Approves* |
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Zarp™ Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp. The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™. Admin of the ZCSA Awards: Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009 | |
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| Belschaft | May 26 2009, 12:55 PM Post #100 |
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{targeting aray broken} {systems overload iminent} Shit. *teleports away* {implosion iminent..... |
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