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We didn't start the flame war!
Topic Started: May 14 2009, 10:18 AM (1,257 Views)
Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
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Gillfish,Jul 13 2009
03:41 AM
Belschaft,Jul 12 2009
07:04 PM
Gillfish,Jul 12 2009
09:43 AM
Belschaft,Jul 12 2009
03:09 PM
Gillfish,Jul 12 2009
01:04 AM
Belschaft,Jul 11 2009
08:57 PM
*survives*

You're a cockroach?

I'm as hard to kill as one.

And twice as disgusting.

Though I am as hard to kill as a water bear.

Easy enough. They can survive extreme environments, but not a mallet.

Actually as they are so small, they possibly can.

They could be saved by imperfections in the material the mallet was made of.

What about being stamped on by a gut in steel shod jackboots?
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Gillfish
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Belschaft,Jul 13 2009
05:11 PM
Gillfish,Jul 13 2009
03:41 AM
Belschaft,Jul 12 2009
07:04 PM
Gillfish,Jul 12 2009
09:43 AM
Belschaft,Jul 12 2009
03:09 PM
Gillfish,Jul 12 2009
01:04 AM
Belschaft,Jul 11 2009
08:57 PM
*survives*

You're a cockroach?

I'm as hard to kill as one.

And twice as disgusting.

Though I am as hard to kill as a water bear.

Easy enough. They can survive extreme environments, but not a mallet.

Actually as they are so small, they possibly can.

They could be saved by imperfections in the material the mallet was made of.

What about being stamped on by a gut in steel shod jackboots?

Likewise.
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
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Gillfish,Jul 14 2009
04:02 AM
Belschaft,Jul 13 2009
05:11 PM
Gillfish,Jul 13 2009
03:41 AM
Belschaft,Jul 12 2009
07:04 PM
Gillfish,Jul 12 2009
09:43 AM
Belschaft,Jul 12 2009
03:09 PM
Gillfish,Jul 12 2009
01:04 AM
Belschaft,Jul 11 2009
08:57 PM
*survives*

You're a cockroach?

I'm as hard to kill as one.

And twice as disgusting.

Though I am as hard to kill as a water bear.

Easy enough. They can survive extreme environments, but not a mallet.

Actually as they are so small, they possibly can.

They could be saved by imperfections in the material the mallet was made of.

What about being stamped on by a gut in steel shod jackboots?

Likewise.

Repeatedly?
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