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SSA people have lives; we have proof
Topic Started: Apr 26 2009, 06:48 AM (1,882 Views)
Nevrotic Maniacs
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Yet another humorous rank title
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Going to India to trade.
The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation.
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Gillfish
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Belschaft,May 7 2009
10:29 PM
Gillfish,May 7 2009
12:15 PM
Belschaft,May 7 2009
06:22 PM
*is safe in 1536*

What ya doin in 1536?

Conquering France

Who hasn't done that?
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Demonic Gophers
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
I haven't conquered France.
*digs tunnel under thread*
Hail the Rodent Alliance!

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Zarpstarine
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The one with no life
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Indeed.
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
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Gillfish,May 8 2009
07:16 AM
Belschaft,May 7 2009
10:29 PM
Gillfish,May 7 2009
12:15 PM
Belschaft,May 7 2009
06:22 PM
*is safe in 1536*

What ya doin in 1536?

Conquering France

Who hasn't done that?

But I intend to do it in 1536, and change the future. If I've got my calculations right spratz should be seizing to exist just about (checks callender)... in a year and a halfs time.


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Gillfish
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Demonic Gophers,May 8 2009
05:38 PM
I haven't conquered France.

Wuss. <_<
"I beat up an admin trophy"
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Demonic Gophers
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
Gillfish,May 8 2009
07:40 PM
Demonic Gophers,May 8 2009
05:38 PM
I haven't conquered France.

Wuss. <_<

What would I do with it?
*digs tunnel under thread*
Hail the Rodent Alliance!

*Is currently in the form of a goblin.*

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Zarpstarine
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Thanks for the warning. I'll plan on getting into my time machine and going to 1436 in a year and a half.
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Belschaft
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Demonic Gophers,May 8 2009
10:55 AM
Gillfish,May 8 2009
07:40 PM
Demonic Gophers,May 8 2009
05:38 PM
I haven't conquered France.

Wuss. <_<

What would I do with it?

Eliminate garlic from existence?
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Gillfish
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Belschaft,May 8 2009
08:35 PM
Demonic Gophers,May 8 2009
10:55 AM
Gillfish,May 8 2009
07:40 PM
Demonic Gophers,May 8 2009
05:38 PM
I haven't conquered France.

Wuss. <_<

What would I do with it?

Eliminate garlic from existence?

Excellent plan.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
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Demonic Gophers
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
...But I like garlic. :unsure:
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Gillfish
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Demonic Gophers,May 8 2009
09:20 PM
...But I like garlic. :unsure:

Frenchie!!! :angry:
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"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
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Demonic Gophers
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
((My family tried to grow some in the vegetable garden once. Gophers got it all!))
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Gillfish
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Damn Gophers!
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
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"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
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Demonic Gophers
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
Wouldn't eliminating garlic require conquering China, too?
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Belschaft
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Well France is just the begining. In 1536 It's one of the dominant European powers, and with the addition of my leadership (and P90's) it can conquer the world.
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Zarpstarine
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The one with no life
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Indeed.
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Gillfish
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Belschaft,May 9 2009
01:00 AM
Well France is just the begining. In 1536 It's one of the dominant European powers, and with the addition of my leadership (and P90's) it can conquer the world.

1st French rule of warfare - we can never win

The only wars the French have won are civil wars. Primarily because the opponent was also French. :P
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
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Demonic Gophers
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
Gillfish,May 9 2009
04:20 PM
Belschaft,May 9 2009
01:00 AM
Well France is just the begining. In 1536 It's one of the dominant European powers, and with the addition of my leadership (and P90's) it can conquer the world.

1st French rule of warfare - we can never win if we invade Russia right before winter

The only wars the French have won are civil wars. Primarily because the opponent was also French. :P

Fixed.
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