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| Nevrotic Maniacs | May 8 2009, 05:18 AM Post #81 |
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Yet another humorous rank title
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Going to India to trade. |
| The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation. | |
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| Gillfish | May 8 2009, 07:16 AM Post #82 |
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Zaro's rank
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Who hasn't done that? |
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"I beat up an admin trophy" !!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!! "dynamite trophy for inventiveness" "Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever" "Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign "Bel is (not) my God" badge "The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal "These go to 11!" Trophy "Victory Medal of Victoriousness" "Good memory" award 'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge 'golden yeti award' | |
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| Demonic Gophers | May 8 2009, 08:38 AM Post #83 |
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
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I haven't conquered France. |
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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| Zarpstarine | May 8 2009, 10:24 AM Post #84 |
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The one with no life
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Indeed. |
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Zarp™ Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp. The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™. Admin of the ZCSA Awards: Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009 | |
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| Belschaft | May 8 2009, 10:36 AM Post #85 |
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And Moley's still top poster
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But I intend to do it in 1536, and change the future. If I've got my calculations right spratz should be seizing to exist just about (checks callender)... in a year and a halfs time.
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| Gillfish | May 8 2009, 10:40 AM Post #86 |
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Zaro's rank
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Wuss. <_< |
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"I beat up an admin trophy" !!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!! "dynamite trophy for inventiveness" "Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever" "Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign "Bel is (not) my God" badge "The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal "These go to 11!" Trophy "Victory Medal of Victoriousness" "Good memory" award 'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge 'golden yeti award' | |
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| Demonic Gophers | May 8 2009, 10:55 AM Post #87 |
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
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What would I do with it? |
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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| Zarpstarine | May 8 2009, 11:02 AM Post #88 |
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The one with no life
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Thanks for the warning. I'll plan on getting into my time machine and going to 1436 in a year and a half. |
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Zarp™ Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp. The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™. Admin of the ZCSA Awards: Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009 | |
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| Belschaft | May 8 2009, 11:35 AM Post #89 |
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And Moley's still top poster
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Eliminate garlic from existence? |
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| Gillfish | May 8 2009, 12:09 PM Post #90 |
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Excellent plan. |
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"I beat up an admin trophy" !!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!! "dynamite trophy for inventiveness" "Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever" "Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign "Bel is (not) my God" badge "The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal "These go to 11!" Trophy "Victory Medal of Victoriousness" "Good memory" award 'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge 'golden yeti award' | |
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| Demonic Gophers | May 8 2009, 12:20 PM Post #91 |
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
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...But I like garlic.
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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| Gillfish | May 8 2009, 12:23 PM Post #92 |
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Zaro's rank
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Frenchie!!! :angry: |
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"I beat up an admin trophy" !!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!! "dynamite trophy for inventiveness" "Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever" "Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign "Bel is (not) my God" badge "The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal "These go to 11!" Trophy "Victory Medal of Victoriousness" "Good memory" award 'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge 'golden yeti award' | |
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| Demonic Gophers | May 8 2009, 12:32 PM Post #93 |
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
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((My family tried to grow some in the vegetable garden once. Gophers got it all!)) |
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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| Gillfish | May 8 2009, 12:53 PM Post #94 |
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Zaro's rank
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Damn Gophers! |
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"I beat up an admin trophy" !!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!! "dynamite trophy for inventiveness" "Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever" "Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign "Bel is (not) my God" badge "The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal "These go to 11!" Trophy "Victory Medal of Victoriousness" "Good memory" award 'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge 'golden yeti award' | |
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| Demonic Gophers | May 8 2009, 01:14 PM Post #95 |
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
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Wouldn't eliminating garlic require conquering China, too? |
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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| Belschaft | May 8 2009, 04:00 PM Post #96 |
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And Moley's still top poster
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Well France is just the begining. In 1536 It's one of the dominant European powers, and with the addition of my leadership (and P90's) it can conquer the world. |
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| Zarpstarine | May 8 2009, 06:26 PM Post #97 |
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Indeed. |
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Zarp™ Also known as Zarps™, Zarpse™, Zar™, Zarpstarin™, Zarpstarine™, Zarpsetar™, and Zarp. The member formerly known as Spart™, sometimes called Zarp™. Admin of the ZCSA Awards: Medal of Hidden Wisdom | Trophy for Adaptability | Self-Awarded 'Most Annoying SSAer' Trophy | Least Popular Guy on the SSA 2009 | |
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| Moleland | May 9 2009, 12:14 AM Post #98 |
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Slayer of the lame Glitter Elves
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Dynamite can also conquer the world |
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The Benevolent Demi-Rule of Moleland demands gifts to remain benevolent! Bring them to me now! Trophies | |
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| Gillfish | May 9 2009, 07:20 AM Post #99 |
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Zaro's rank
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1st French rule of warfare - we can never win The only wars the French have won are civil wars. Primarily because the opponent was also French.
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"I beat up an admin trophy" !!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!! "dynamite trophy for inventiveness" "Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever" "Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign "Bel is (not) my God" badge "The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal "These go to 11!" Trophy "Victory Medal of Victoriousness" "Good memory" award 'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge 'golden yeti award' | |
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| Demonic Gophers | May 9 2009, 08:24 AM Post #100 |
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Fixed. |
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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