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The March Hare; A tale with no hats
Topic Started: Mar 1 2009, 01:11 PM (1,101 Views)
Moleland
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Hmm... damnation flavoured.
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Gillfish
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Getcha demonic humbugs 'ere.

Get them while they're damned!
"I beat up an admin trophy"
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Caution! Hot!
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Belschaft
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Funny

Warning - Demon humbugs may or may not devour your soul. Belschaft takes no responsability for anytihng that ever happens to you, not now, not ever. He further takes no responsability for anytihng ttah happens to paralel you's in the 4th, 5th or 6th dimensions, though dimensions 7 through 11 are covered by the Final Awsome Kinda Expensive (FAKE) waranty, and may be returned within five minutes of purchase in the event of default or soul rending.

All warantys and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licnesed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licnesed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution. Belschaft further takes no responsability for product defects and lack of delivary, or qulaity of service. Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Atractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb Holdings, wich is not associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp. Tfahcsleb Holdings is associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp.

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Belschaft,Jul 2 2009
01:08 AM
Funny

Warning - Demon humbugs may or may not devour your soul. Belschaft takes no responsability for anytihng that ever happens to you, not now, not ever. He further takes no responsability for anytihng ttah happens to paralel you's in the 4th, 5th or 6th dimensions, though dimensions 7 through 11 are covered by the Final Awsome Kinda Expensive (FAKE) waranty, and may be returned within five minutes of purchase in the event of default or soul rending.

All warantys and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licnesed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licnesed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution. Belschaft further takes no responsability for product defects and lack of delivary, or qulaity of service. Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Atractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb Holdings, wich is not associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp. Tfahcsleb Holdings is associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp.

All rights reserved 2023.

*Claims warning/licence agreement is void due to incorrect spellings*
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
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Belschaft
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Warning - Demon humbugs may or may not devour your soul. Belschaft takes no responsibility for anything that ever happens to you, not now, not ever. He further takes no responsibility for anything that happens to parallel versions of you in the 4th, 5th or 6th dimensions, though dimensions 7 through 11 are covered by the Final Awesome Kind of Expensive (FAKE) warranty, and may be returned within five minutes of purchase in the event of default or soul rending.

All warranties and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licensed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licensed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution. Belschaft further takes no responsibility for product defects and lack of delivery, or quality of service. Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb Holdings, which is not associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp. Tfahcsleb Holdings is associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp.


Belschaft takes no reasonability for any and all spelling, punctuation and grammar errors

All rights reserved 2023.
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Moleland
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bel
 

warning - Demon humbugs may or may not devour your soul. Belschaft takes no responsibility for anything that ever happens to you, not now, not ever. He further takes no responsibility for anything that happens to parallel versions of you in the 4th, 5th or 6th dimensions, though dimensions 7 through 11 are covered by the Final Awesome Kind of Expensive (FAKE) warranty, and may be returned within five minutes of purchase in the event of default or soul rending.

All warranties and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licensed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licensed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution. Belschaft further takes no responsibility for product defects and lack of delivery, or quality of service. Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb Holdings, which is not associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp. Tfahcsleb Holdings is associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp.


Belschaft takes no reasonability for any and all spelling, punctuation and grammar errors

All rights reserved 2023.


*Sues Bel, as his warning notice is not valid yet*
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Moleland,Jul 3 2009
08:31 AM
bel
 

warning - Demon humbugs may or may not devour your soul. Belschaft takes no responsibility for anything that ever happens to you, not now, not ever. He further takes no responsibility for anything that happens to parallel versions of you in the 4th, 5th or 6th dimensions, though dimensions 7 through 11 are covered by the Final Awesome Kind of Expensive (FAKE) warranty, and may be returned within five minutes of purchase in the event of default or soul rending.

All warranties and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licensed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licensed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution. Belschaft further takes no responsibility for product defects and lack of delivery, or quality of service. Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb Holdings, which is not associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp. Tfahcsleb Holdings is associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp.


Belschaft takes no reasonability for any and all spelling, punctuation and grammar errors

All rights reserved 2023.


*Sues Bel, as his warning notice is not valid yet*

Also is "Reasonability" even a word?
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
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Belschaft
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Moleland,Jul 2 2009
11:31 PM
bel
 

warning - Demon humbugs may or may not devour your soul. Belschaft takes no responsibility for anything that ever happens to you, not now, not ever. He further takes no responsibility for anything that happens to parallel versions of you in the 4th, 5th or 6th dimensions, though dimensions 7 through 11 are covered by the Final Awesome Kind of Expensive (FAKE) warranty, and may be returned within five minutes of purchase in the event of default or soul rending.

All warranties and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licensed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licensed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution. Belschaft further takes no responsibility for product defects and lack of delivery, or quality of service. Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb Holdings, which is not associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp. Tfahcsleb Holdings is associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp.


Belschaft takes no reasonability for any and all spelling, punctuation and grammar errors

All rights reserved 2023.


*Sues Bel, as his warning notice is not valid yet*

Read lines seven and eight.
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Moleland
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Belschaft,Jul 3 2009
07:58 PM
Moleland,Jul 2 2009
11:31 PM
bel
 

warning - Demon humbugs may or may not devour your soul. Belschaft takes no responsibility for anything that ever happens to you, not now, not ever. He further takes no responsibility for anything that happens to parallel versions of you in the 4th, 5th or 6th dimensions, though dimensions 7 through 11 are covered by the Final Awesome Kind of Expensive (FAKE) warranty, and may be returned within five minutes of purchase in the event of default or soul rending.

All warranties and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licensed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licensed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution. Belschaft further takes no responsibility for product defects and lack of delivery, or quality of service. Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb Holdings, which is not associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp. Tfahcsleb Holdings is associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp.


Belschaft takes no reasonability for any and all spelling, punctuation and grammar errors

All rights reserved 2023.


*Sues Bel, as his warning notice is not valid yet*

Read lines seven and eight.

Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb?

:unsure:
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Belschaft
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Moleland,Jul 3 2009
02:06 PM
Belschaft,Jul 3 2009
07:58 PM
Moleland,Jul 2 2009
11:31 PM
bel
 

warning - Demon humbugs may or may not devour your soul. Belschaft takes no responsibility for anything that ever happens to you, not now, not ever. He further takes no responsibility for anything that happens to parallel versions of you in the 4th, 5th or 6th dimensions, though dimensions 7 through 11 are covered by the Final Awesome Kind of Expensive (FAKE) warranty, and may be returned within five minutes of purchase in the event of default or soul rending.

All warranties and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licensed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licensed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution. Belschaft further takes no responsibility for product defects and lack of delivery, or quality of service. Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb Holdings, which is not associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp. Tfahcsleb Holdings is associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp.


Belschaft takes no reasonability for any and all spelling, punctuation and grammar errors

All rights reserved 2023.


*Sues Bel, as his warning notice is not valid yet*

Read lines seven and eight.

Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb?

:unsure:

All warranties and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licensed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licensed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution.


To paraphrase: just try it.
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Belschaft,Jul 3 2009
11:15 PM
Moleland,Jul 3 2009
02:06 PM
Belschaft,Jul 3 2009
07:58 PM
Moleland,Jul 2 2009
11:31 PM
bel
 

warning - Demon humbugs may or may not devour your soul. Belschaft takes no responsibility for anything that ever happens to you, not now, not ever. He further takes no responsibility for anything that happens to parallel versions of you in the 4th, 5th or 6th dimensions, though dimensions 7 through 11 are covered by the Final Awesome Kind of Expensive (FAKE) warranty, and may be returned within five minutes of purchase in the event of default or soul rending.

All warranties and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licensed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licensed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution. Belschaft further takes no responsibility for product defects and lack of delivery, or quality of service. Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb Holdings, which is not associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp. Tfahcsleb Holdings is associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp.


Belschaft takes no reasonability for any and all spelling, punctuation and grammar errors

All rights reserved 2023.


*Sues Bel, as his warning notice is not valid yet*

Read lines seven and eight.

Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb?

:unsure:

All warranties and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licensed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licensed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution.


To paraphrase: just try it.

You failed at pointing out those lines.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Gillfish,Jul 6 2009
06:45 AM
Belschaft,Jul 3 2009
11:15 PM
Moleland,Jul 3 2009
02:06 PM
Belschaft,Jul 3 2009
07:58 PM
Moleland,Jul 2 2009
11:31 PM
bel
 

warning - Demon humbugs may or may not devour your soul. Belschaft takes no responsibility for anything that ever happens to you, not now, not ever. He further takes no responsibility for anything that happens to parallel versions of you in the 4th, 5th or 6th dimensions, though dimensions 7 through 11 are covered by the Final Awesome Kind of Expensive (FAKE) warranty, and may be returned within five minutes of purchase in the event of default or soul rending.

All warranties and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licensed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licensed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution. Belschaft further takes no responsibility for product defects and lack of delivery, or quality of service. Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb Holdings, which is not associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp. Tfahcsleb Holdings is associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp.


Belschaft takes no reasonability for any and all spelling, punctuation and grammar errors

All rights reserved 2023.


*Sues Bel, as his warning notice is not valid yet*

Read lines seven and eight.

Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb?

:unsure:

All warranties and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licensed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licensed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution.


To paraphrase: just try it.

You failed at pointing out those lines.

Their lines seven and eight in normal size text.
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Belschaft,Jul 6 2009
06:03 PM
Gillfish,Jul 6 2009
06:45 AM
Belschaft,Jul 3 2009
11:15 PM
Moleland,Jul 3 2009
02:06 PM
Belschaft,Jul 3 2009
07:58 PM
Moleland,Jul 2 2009
11:31 PM
bel
 

warning - Demon humbugs may or may not devour your soul. Belschaft takes no responsibility for anything that ever happens to you, not now, not ever. He further takes no responsibility for anything that happens to parallel versions of you in the 4th, 5th or 6th dimensions, though dimensions 7 through 11 are covered by the Final Awesome Kind of Expensive (FAKE) warranty, and may be returned within five minutes of purchase in the event of default or soul rending.

All warranties and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licensed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licensed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution. Belschaft further takes no responsibility for product defects and lack of delivery, or quality of service. Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb Holdings, which is not associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp. Tfahcsleb Holdings is associated with Belschaft, Belinc, Schaft Investments, Schaft Schaft & Schaft or Your Face Corp.


Belschaft takes no reasonability for any and all spelling, punctuation and grammar errors

All rights reserved 2023.


*Sues Bel, as his warning notice is not valid yet*

Read lines seven and eight.

Belschaft does not promise that product will match one advertised.

By reading this you agree to hand over any and all rights to 1. Your soul 2. Cash and paper assets 3. Attractive female relatives to Tfahcsleb?

:unsure:

All warranties and customer rights are null and void upon purchase from any licensed sellers, and if purchased from an un-licensed salesman you are liable to criminal and civil prosecution.


To paraphrase: just try it.

You failed at pointing out those lines.

Their lines seven and eight in normal size text.

Bah.
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Moleland
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*Sets Bel on fire*
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*burns and plays a sea shanty*
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Why a sea shanty?
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
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Why not?
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Because you are not at sea?
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge
'golden yeti award'
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Belschaft
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And Moley's still top poster
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Or am I?
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