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| Moleland | Mar 1 2009, 04:38 AM Post #1 |
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Slayer of the lame Glitter Elves
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Hello Goats! First a little quiz 1. How many goats have stood for parliament? A) 1 70C) None 2) What animal can swallow a sheep whole? A) A goat An anaconda3. Who was the famous Notts and England fast bowler who figured in the body-line controversy of the early 1930's? A) Harold Larwood A goat4. Which Goat wrote 'Oliver Twist' A) Smokey Billy BoyC) Jacko D) Tin-Tin E) Not a goat at all. |
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The Benevolent Demi-Rule of Moleland demands gifts to remain benevolent! Bring them to me now! Trophies | |
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| Dunkum | Mar 1 2009, 08:08 AM Post #2 |
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Bringing home the bacon
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c, b, a, e? |
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'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill "Your incestuous murder-child was Hitler AND Stalin" ~SMBC theater | |
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| Demonic Gophers | Mar 1 2009, 09:15 AM Post #3 |
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
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Blargles?! What prompted this? |
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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| Moleland | Mar 1 2009, 12:36 PM Post #4 |
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Just randomness Good attempt Dunkum
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| Demonic Gophers | Mar 1 2009, 03:44 PM Post #5 |
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
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Ah. Well, randomness is a worthy goal.
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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| beware the bear | Mar 2 2009, 01:33 AM Post #6 |
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Evil!
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c,b,a,e we not all dum u know |
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Dragon Queen Consort of the SSA Guess what is out in APRIL The new four part of RED DWARF can't wait
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| Shades of Gray | Mar 2 2009, 08:57 AM Post #7 |
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Supreme Ruler of the Spamiverse
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As the only person who has ever had "goat" in their name, I'm an authority on this. The answers are of course, B, A, B, B. |
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There once was a poster called SoG about as substantial as fog he would gleefully beam while the others did scream as he fed them alive to the dogs - Dunkum Do you see what I'm getting at here? ![]() *nanomachines* My awards | |
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| Demonic Gophers | Mar 2 2009, 11:40 AM Post #8 |
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
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Your unimaginable knowledge is an inspiration to us all, SOG. |
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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| Shades of Gray | Mar 2 2009, 12:02 PM Post #9 |
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Supreme Ruler of the Spamiverse
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I am wise and all knowing, fortunately for all of you I share my wisdom.
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There once was a poster called SoG about as substantial as fog he would gleefully beam while the others did scream as he fed them alive to the dogs - Dunkum Do you see what I'm getting at here? ![]() *nanomachines* My awards | |
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| Kongregator | Mar 3 2009, 01:36 PM Post #10 |
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No my Post count is not compensating...
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My answer to all of them is 42. |
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Some say home is where one hangs one's hat, but those people tend to live on small hooks in closets. -Lemony Snicket I got blisters on my fingers! -the Beatles "Helter Skelter" I only do it because it's fun. The day I stop having fun, I'll just walk away. -Heath Ledger Awards Bested Moley's Wit Trophy* | |
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| Shades of Gray | Mar 3 2009, 01:41 PM Post #11 |
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Supreme Ruler of the Spamiverse
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A good choice.
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There once was a poster called SoG about as substantial as fog he would gleefully beam while the others did scream as he fed them alive to the dogs - Dunkum Do you see what I'm getting at here? ![]() *nanomachines* My awards | |
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| Demonic Gophers | Mar 3 2009, 01:56 PM Post #12 |
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Erazor Djinn cannot be stopped!
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It always is. |
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*digs tunnel under thread* Hail the Rodent Alliance! *Is currently in the form of a goblin.* My Trophies Colors! | |
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| Moleland | Mar 3 2009, 02:37 PM Post #13 |
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Slayer of the lame Glitter Elves
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Answers! 1. 70 2. An anaconda 3. Harold Larwood 4. Jacko - He thought up the title but OBVIOUSLY didn't write the book Quotes about goats Milton: Nothing Robespierre: Nothing William Pitt the Elder: "I must go and put a goat on." (Possibly misheard) Henry Ford: Nothing Clodagh Rodgers: Nothing Keith Miller (Famous Australian all rounder of the 1950's): Nothing |
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The Benevolent Demi-Rule of Moleland demands gifts to remain benevolent! Bring them to me now! Trophies | |
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| Nevrotic Maniacs | Mar 5 2009, 04:42 AM Post #14 |
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Yet another humorous rank title
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I once shot a goat in my pajamas. But why was a goat in my pajamas I could never figure out. (an elephant ? how could an elephant wear my pajamas? I'm not THAT fat) (just google "I once shot an elephant in my" in youtube and hope for the best)
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| The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation. | |
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| Moleland | Mar 5 2009, 12:38 PM Post #15 |
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Indeed |
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The Benevolent Demi-Rule of Moleland demands gifts to remain benevolent! Bring them to me now! Trophies | |
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| Lapse | Apr 26 2009, 06:10 PM Post #16 |
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1337 Admin
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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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LAPSE! I GOTS ME A MEDAL FOR BEEN HELPFUL; Most original poster 2008! A pet couch potato! Official Gustapoesque dictator/enslavor of the SSA according to TBM! | |
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| Shades of Gray | Apr 26 2009, 08:51 PM Post #17 |
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Supreme Ruler of the Spamiverse
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I'm already well familiar with the works of the Marx Brothers.
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There once was a poster called SoG about as substantial as fog he would gleefully beam while the others did scream as he fed them alive to the dogs - Dunkum Do you see what I'm getting at here? ![]() *nanomachines* My awards | |
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| Moleland | Apr 27 2009, 12:17 AM Post #18 |
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The Benevolent Demi-Rule of Moleland demands gifts to remain benevolent! Bring them to me now! Trophies | |
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| Belschaft | Apr 27 2009, 07:00 AM Post #19 |
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And Moley's still top poster
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| Gillfish | Apr 27 2009, 11:09 AM Post #20 |
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Zaro's rank
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*Gives Lapse a "Stating the Obvious" sticker* |
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"I beat up an admin trophy" !!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!! "dynamite trophy for inventiveness" "Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever" "Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign "Bel is (not) my God" badge "The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal "These go to 11!" Trophy "Victory Medal of Victoriousness" "Good memory" award 'I complete Sentences amusingly' badge 'golden yeti award' | |
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