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Goats Corner; Welcome Goats!
Topic Started: Mar 1 2009, 04:38 AM (674 Views)
Moleland
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Hello Goats! First a little quiz

1. How many goats have stood for parliament?

A) 1
B) 70
C) None

2) What animal can swallow a sheep whole?

A) A goat
B) An anaconda

3. Who was the famous Notts and England fast bowler who figured in the body-line controversy of the early 1930's?

A) Harold Larwood
B) A goat

4. Which Goat wrote 'Oliver Twist'

A) Smokey
B) Billy Boy
C) Jacko
D) Tin-Tin
E) Not a goat at all.
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c, b, a, e?
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Just randomness

Good attempt Dunkum :)
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Ah. Well, randomness is a worthy goal. :)
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As the only person who has ever had "goat" in their name, I'm an authority on this.

The answers are of course, B, A, B, B.
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Your unimaginable knowledge is an inspiration to us all, SOG.
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I am wise and all knowing, fortunately for all of you I share my wisdom. ^_^
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My answer to all of them is 42.
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01:36 PM
My answer to all of them is 42.

A good choice. :D
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10:36 PM
My answer to all of them is 42.

:D

Answers!

1. 70
2. An anaconda
3. Harold Larwood
4. Jacko - He thought up the title but OBVIOUSLY didn't write the book

Quotes about goats

Milton: Nothing

Robespierre: Nothing

William Pitt the Elder: "I must go and put a goat on." (Possibly misheard)

Henry Ford: Nothing

Clodagh Rodgers: Nothing

Keith Miller (Famous Australian all rounder of the 1950's): Nothing
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I once shot a goat in my pajamas.

But why was a goat in my pajamas I could never figure out.




(an elephant ? how could an elephant wear my pajamas? I'm not THAT fat)


(just google "I once shot an elephant in my" in youtube and hope for the best)


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The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation.
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Indeed
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09:37 AM


Keith Miller (Famous Australian all rounder of the 1950's): Nothing

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04:42 AM
I once shot a goat in my pajamas.

But why was a goat in my pajamas I could never figure out.




(an elephant ? how could an elephant wear my pajamas? I'm not THAT fat)


(just google "I once shot an elephant in my" in youtube and hope for the best)


:toast:

I'm already well familiar with the works of the Marx Brothers. :)
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Moleland,Mar 4 2009
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Keith Miller (Famous Australian all rounder of the 1950's): Nothing

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D
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And Moley's still top poster
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Moleland,Mar 4 2009
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Keith Miller (Famous Australian all rounder of the 1950's): Nothing

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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