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The banana that survived; heroics at its best
Topic Started: Oct 16 2008, 11:17 PM (2,736 Views)
Shades of Gray
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I think I've had enough of them for one day.
There once was a poster called SoG
about as substantial as fog
he would gleefully beam
while the others did scream
as he fed them alive to the dogs

- Dunkum

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Belschaft
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Blasphemy!
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Shades of Gray
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No, no, no... if I was being blasphemous it would go something like this.

"How exactly do you know that you are God?"
"Easy, when I pray, I find that I'm talking to myself."
There once was a poster called SoG
about as substantial as fog
he would gleefully beam
while the others did scream
as he fed them alive to the dogs

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Also a sign of multiple personality disorder.
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Shades of Gray
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Only occasionally.
There once was a poster called SoG
about as substantial as fog
he would gleefully beam
while the others did scream
as he fed them alive to the dogs

- Dunkum

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More often than your first example.
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Shades of Gray
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Perhaps... but then again, I could be making this all up.
There once was a poster called SoG
about as substantial as fog
he would gleefully beam
while the others did scream
as he fed them alive to the dogs

- Dunkum

Do you see what I'm getting at here? Posted Image

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Could? I was assuming you were.
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Well of course SOG is making things up. It's what he does. SOG is in fact the latest avatar of Shiva, pray Vishnu he may be mercyfull.

(still I can't find my eyes. I'm sure I had them when I woke up this morning)
The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation.
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I see them! There, under the couch.
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Demonic Gophers
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Belschaft,Sep 10 2009
10:16 PM
I see them!

Not without your eyes!

*Steals Bel's eyes.*
*digs tunnel under thread*
Hail the Rodent Alliance!

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Nevrotic Maniacs,Sep 10 2009
06:08 AM
(still I can't find my eyes. I'm sure I had them when I woke up this morning)

This is very strange... I stole NM's eyes weeks ago. How could he have had them this morning?
There once was a poster called SoG
about as substantial as fog
he would gleefully beam
while the others did scream
as he fed them alive to the dogs

- Dunkum

Do you see what I'm getting at here? Posted Image

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Demonic Gophers,Sep 10 2009
02:42 PM
Belschaft,Sep 10 2009
10:16 PM
I see them!

Not without your eyes!

*Steals Bel's eyes.*

a) That's sogs line
B) I still haven't replaced my olives
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Belschaft,Sep 11 2009
09:46 PM
Demonic Gophers,Sep 10 2009
02:42 PM
Belschaft,Sep 10 2009
10:16 PM
I see them!

Not without your eyes!

*Steals Bel's eyes.*

a) That's sogs line
B) I still haven't replaced my olives

It's a good line, and he didn't object to me borrowing it.

*Steals the visual processing center of Bel's brain, then.*
*digs tunnel under thread*
Hail the Rodent Alliance!

*Is currently in the form of a goblin.*

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Demonic Gophers,Sep 11 2009
01:36 PM
Belschaft,Sep 11 2009
09:46 PM
Demonic Gophers,Sep 10 2009
02:42 PM
Belschaft,Sep 10 2009
10:16 PM
I see them!

Not without your eyes!

*Steals Bel's eyes.*

a) That's sogs line
B) I still haven't replaced my olives

It's a good line, and he didn't object to me borrowing it.

*Steals the visual processing center of Bel's brain, then.*

*wasn't using it*
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Belschaft,Sep 11 2009
12:46 PM
Demonic Gophers,Sep 10 2009
02:42 PM
Belschaft,Sep 10 2009
10:16 PM
I see them!

Not without your eyes!

*Steals Bel's eyes.*

a) That's sogs line

But it's not my catchphrase. The only issue I have with people stealing the eyes of others, is that I no longer get to steal said eyes.
There once was a poster called SoG
about as substantial as fog
he would gleefully beam
while the others did scream
as he fed them alive to the dogs

- Dunkum

Do you see what I'm getting at here? Posted Image

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Shades Of Gray,Sep 13 2009
04:29 AM
Belschaft,Sep 11 2009
12:46 PM
Demonic Gophers,Sep 10 2009
02:42 PM
Belschaft,Sep 10 2009
10:16 PM
I see them!

Not without your eyes!

*Steals Bel's eyes.*

a) That's sogs line

But it's not my catchphrase. The only issue I have with people stealing the eyes of others, is that I no longer get to steal said eyes.

And that is a terrible problem.
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Gillfish,Sep 13 2009
02:23 AM
Shades Of Gray,Sep 13 2009
04:29 AM
Belschaft,Sep 11 2009
12:46 PM
Demonic Gophers,Sep 10 2009
02:42 PM
Belschaft,Sep 10 2009
10:16 PM
I see them!

Not without your eyes!

*Steals Bel's eyes.*

a) That's sogs line

But it's not my catchphrase. The only issue I have with people stealing the eyes of others, is that I no longer get to steal said eyes.

And that is a terrible problem.

What with the current eye deficit where going through.
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Belschaft,Sep 13 2009
01:53 PM
Gillfish,Sep 13 2009
02:23 AM
Shades Of Gray,Sep 13 2009
04:29 AM
Belschaft,Sep 11 2009
12:46 PM
Demonic Gophers,Sep 10 2009
02:42 PM
Belschaft,Sep 10 2009
10:16 PM
I see them!

Not without your eyes!

*Steals Bel's eyes.*

a) That's sogs line

But it's not my catchphrase. The only issue I have with people stealing the eyes of others, is that I no longer get to steal said eyes.

And that is a terrible problem.

What with the current eye deficit where going through.

We are?
"I beat up an admin trophy"
!!stating the obvious about the obvious sticker!!
"dynamite trophy for inventiveness"
"Most Amusing Typo of the Week" edited to read "Absolutely Most Amusing Typo Ever"
"Tastiest Member of the SSA" sign
"Bel is (not) my God" badge
"The Pun that Made Bel Cry" medal
"These go to 11!" Trophy
"Victory Medal of Victoriousness"
"Good memory" award
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Demonic Gophers
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Didn't you notice?



Or was that a possible replacement for "where"?
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