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Bad Pick Up Lines; Post!
Topic Started: Nov 27 2006, 02:02 PM (865 Views)
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How about an Aussie accent and an akubra?
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if i knew what an akubra was i could answer that question.

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a hat similar to what Indiana Jones wears... aswell as khaki clothes, and an over-the-top attitude about everything?
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Dead Bug,Jun 16 2007
03:27 PM
nope.


only about .27953332% of women will EVER go for that.








ever.

I thought it was 0% and thus the line would not be a pick up line.

So about 11.2 million women would fall for that ?

:rolleyes:

Nahh, you're kidding right ?
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try it and see.
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also make a record of how ugly/inbred they are - there may be a pattern.
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okay GF, I'll ask your girlfriend/sister/other female you associate with. They'll say yes for sure :P
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Bastard! :upyours:

Btw, your mum sed yes.
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oooooh
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Careful! Mrs Wedgepong may have heard that.

On the subject of Bad pick up lines: approach any female and say:

Do you know how the lizzards get when the rain is scarce?
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.......?


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As a pick up line it's bad.
Worse is the answer: (- what?) (- no, wet!)
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F*ck... I'm out of title ideas
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........


:unsure:



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Blargles!
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there is no other response to that...

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there's "SHLEGEL!"
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but that just sounds strange, and slightly alarming.
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your point is...?
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this. it's the opposite end of my sword from the end i hold, and it's the part that i stick into people.
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When a point is made, if one thinks about it, an Universe is created.



:rolleyes:


As you may have figured out, I tend to place strange posts in this particular thread (bad pick up lines)

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