Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to The SSA. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Bad Pick Up Lines; Post!
Topic Started: Nov 27 2006, 02:02 PM (859 Views)
Er-Murazur
Member Avatar
The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Post bad pick up lines, here is a couple examples...


Did you hear an Airplane cause I think my Heart just took off...

Is there a Mirror in your pants cause I see myself in them..
a commemorative mug for an outstanding pyramid.
Trophy for posting immediatly prior to Lapse in the Beating Forschnik thread.
20 points from Moley
Pays attention to details medal
the offical underground construction contract for 2008
"Has a Stupid Excuse for Everything" Award
A five-star medal for commanding bananary legions of DOOM
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Er-Murazur
Member Avatar
The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
More Bad Pickup lines....

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

Do you want to see something swell?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

So, you're a girl huh?

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You make my software turn to hardware!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.





*Note: I got these of a site, and yes, some are dirty, but wow, you shoulda seen some of the others..*
a commemorative mug for an outstanding pyramid.
Trophy for posting immediatly prior to Lapse in the Beating Forschnik thread.
20 points from Moley
Pays attention to details medal
the offical underground construction contract for 2008
"Has a Stupid Excuse for Everything" Award
A five-star medal for commanding bananary legions of DOOM
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
RhynoD
Member Avatar
MOD: Mad Old Delusionist!
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Nice shoes...wanna fuck?

Or, my version:

Yea verily, thy footwear is pleasing to mine eyes. Wouldst thou like to accompany me to my place of residence and engage in fornication?
Former Top Poster and first President

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

I was a moose once.
Facebook Group
Trophies
Moscars
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Er-Murazur
Member Avatar
The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Nice...

~(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.~




rofl....
a commemorative mug for an outstanding pyramid.
Trophy for posting immediatly prior to Lapse in the Beating Forschnik thread.
20 points from Moley
Pays attention to details medal
the offical underground construction contract for 2008
"Has a Stupid Excuse for Everything" Award
A five-star medal for commanding bananary legions of DOOM
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
RhynoD
Member Avatar
MOD: Mad Old Delusionist!
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Yeah, pretty much all of LICD is bad pick-up lines.
Former Top Poster and first President

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

I was a moose once.
Facebook Group
Trophies
Moscars
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Er-Murazur
Member Avatar
The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
:)
a commemorative mug for an outstanding pyramid.
Trophy for posting immediatly prior to Lapse in the Beating Forschnik thread.
20 points from Moley
Pays attention to details medal
the offical underground construction contract for 2008
"Has a Stupid Excuse for Everything" Award
A five-star medal for commanding bananary legions of DOOM
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Mearu
Member Avatar
Roast Turkey
[ *  * ]
*takes notes*

:shifty:
1 perverted trophy!!!!
2nd perverted trophy!!!
owner of the Sick, but Incredibly Amusing mug of monkey brains -_-

feed the cattle of your soul.......

epileptic lettuce farmer makes seizure salad

Posted Image Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Mearu
Member Avatar
Roast Turkey
[ *  * ]
if you were a buggar, i'd pick you
1 perverted trophy!!!!
2nd perverted trophy!!!
owner of the Sick, but Incredibly Amusing mug of monkey brains -_-

feed the cattle of your soul.......

epileptic lettuce farmer makes seizure salad

Posted Image Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Er-Murazur
Member Avatar
The one with no life
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Wouldn't that be Booger?
a commemorative mug for an outstanding pyramid.
Trophy for posting immediatly prior to Lapse in the Beating Forschnik thread.
20 points from Moley
Pays attention to details medal
the offical underground construction contract for 2008
"Has a Stupid Excuse for Everything" Award
A five-star medal for commanding bananary legions of DOOM
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Dead Bug
Member Avatar
F*ck... I'm out of title ideas
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
you must be tired - you've been running through my mind all night.

Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

*shudders*
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
DragonQueen
Member Avatar
Roast Turkey
[ *  * ]
ok i got a WoW one

Did those pants drop in MC cause your ass is epic!
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
RhynoD
Member Avatar
MOD: Mad Old Delusionist!
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
*gak*
Former Top Poster and first President

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

I was a moose once.
Facebook Group
Trophies
Moscars
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Harlesburg
Member Avatar
Giant Purple Hippopotumus
[ * ]
DragonQueen,Feb 17 2007
06:15 AM
ok i got a WoW one

Did those pants drop in MC cause your ass is epic!

World of Warcraft? :unsure:





If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Dead Bug
Member Avatar
F*ck... I'm out of title ideas
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
yes, yes i would.

;)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Nevrotic Maniacs
Member Avatar
Yet another humorous rank title
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]

Let's recoup this

Hey, you are looking so bad the only chance of a date in the near future is me

The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Lapse
1337 Admin
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
"Daddy's home"

LAPSE!
I GOTS ME A MEDAL FOR BEEN HELPFUL; Most original poster 2008!
A pet couch potato!
Official Gustapoesque dictator/enslavor of the SSA according to TBM!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Nevrotic Maniacs
Member Avatar
Yet another humorous rank title
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Hey that is not a bad pickup line!
The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Dead Bug
Member Avatar
F*ck... I'm out of title ideas
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
******************************************************

WHAT FOLLOWS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCEMENT
FOR ALL MALES ON THE PLANET

******************************************************

Most, repeat MOST women do NOT enjoy it when men refer to
themselves as DADDY when trying to pick them up. Women
do NOT want to date their own father, and therefore are NOT
turned on my guys calling themselves daddy. There are a
few wackos out there that like this, but they are few and far
between. Generally speaking, if you want to have any
shot at all with a girl, DON'T call yourself daddy.

******************************************************








Q: Is it hot in here?

A: It's about to be.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Lapse
1337 Admin
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Dead Bug,Jun 12 2007
02:26 AM
******************************************************

WHAT FOLLOWS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCEMENT
FOR ALL MALES ON THE PLANET

******************************************************

Most, repeat MOST women do NOT enjoy it when men refer to
themselves as DADDY when trying to pick them up. Women
do NOT want to date their own father, and therefore are NOT
turned on my guys calling themselves daddy. There are a
few wackos out there that like this, but they are few and far
between. Generally speaking, if you want to have any
shot at all with a girl, DON'T call yourself daddy.

******************************************************








Q: Is it hot in here?

A: It's about to be.

It kinda worked on how I met your mother :(

I thought that was the only way to pick up a seppo chick
LAPSE!
I GOTS ME A MEDAL FOR BEEN HELPFUL; Most original poster 2008!
A pet couch potato!
Official Gustapoesque dictator/enslavor of the SSA according to TBM!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Dead Bug
Member Avatar
F*ck... I'm out of title ideas
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
nope.


only about .27953332% of women will EVER go for that.








ever.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Spam · Next Topic »
Add Reply