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The Second Church of Rhyno
Topic Started: Jun 18 2005, 11:11 PM (4,311 Views)
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OURSPAMLORD, SpamGod rhyno has set forth these rules by which we must spam:

1: Thou shalt not recognize any other as Spam God.
2: Thou shalt not try to become Spam God.
3: Thou shalt not take the name of spam in vain.
4: Thou shalt remember the Spammath day, to keep it spammy.
5: Thou shalt honor thy mods, as long as they are spammy in my sight.
6: Thou shalt NOT post goatse.
7: Thou shalt NOT post tubgirl.
8: Thou shalt NOT post lemonparty.
9: Thou shalt not lie about thy postcount.
10: Thou shalt strive to keep thy postcount high.

Now please join me in a prair for our SpamGod, and let us keep ourselves free from the temptations of the anti-rhyno and of moderation and of nationstates!

all together!:

Our Father, who art in spam heaven,
Hallowed be thy spam.
Thy spam kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily spam.
And forgive us our bad spamming,
As we forgive those who spam badly against us.
And lead us not into moderation,
But deliver us from nationstates.
For thine is the spam kingdom,
and the spam power,
and the spam glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
Veni, Vidi, Vici.

If anyone asks, I'm at the pub.

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W00T! Hmm...I wonder if this isn't breaking the original commandments? Meh, I did say SPAM God, not THE God.
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RhynoD,Jun 19 2005
08:52 PM
W00T! Hmm...I wonder if this isn't breaking the original commandments? Meh, I did say SPAM God, not THE God.

Could be blasphamy, but as you say, My SpamLord, this is a spam god, and not the eternal father.
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Ah, well blessed are thee for creating this, my first church of me.

*blesses*
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RhynoD,Jun 19 2005
08:59 PM
Ah, well blessed are thee for creating this, my first church of me.

*blesses*

My spamlord Rhyno, in your eternal wisdom and benevolence, I thank thee for this blessing thou have'th bestowed upon me.

*bows*

PS: also, I have to ask this. In your opinion, could have a picture of jesus be creating a carved image of the lord, since he was god the son?
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Erm...yeah, but you can have images of God. You just can't worship the images, you worship the actual God. And you don't create images of and worship other gods.
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RhynoD,Jun 19 2005
09:05 PM
Erm...yeah, but you can have images of God. You just can't worship the images, you worship the actual God. And you don't create images of and worship other gods.

Good point there, thanks for that.

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Now, if you were muslim it'd be different. Then you're not allowed to have images of God, or people, or any living thing, actually...
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Moleland,Jun 20 2005
08:49 AM
*Sets fire to church*

*burns moleland*
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*Sets fire to church*

*smites*
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WTF!?

*smites*
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Moleland,Jun 20 2005
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*Sets fire to church*

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RhynoD,Jun 20 2005
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Moleland,Jun 20 2005
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*Sets fire to church*

*smites*

*Cannot be smiten? By rhyno*

*His attempt to smite em sets him on fire*
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Curses be upon you all for worshipping a false spamgod. Fo I am truly the one true spamgod. Checketh thee out my rapidly advancing Postcount and be shown the One True Way. Forsooth.
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WORSHIP UZ OR BOI ASSIMILOITED! RISISTINS IZ FEWTOILE!
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OI, It is I who has the powah to smite .... Not some puny mortAl
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I was assimiloiting, not smiting.

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