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Bazeball; thats it
Topic Started: May 19 2005, 11:58 AM (1,343 Views)
betweenthewheels
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DODGER DAWG FOR BC

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'As for the other comment,you're not my type BeeCee'
who's ur daddy
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this guy is one of the best players ever!

and he takes more shit than anyone
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this guy is one of the best pitchers ever!

and he takes more shit than anyone

oh and pedro is good 2 :bandit:
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Red Sox SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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09:08 PM
Red Sox SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

ok u said tit

need a visual of Bill Buckner :ramon:
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Do you think he got the ball?
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The simple fact is that Bill Buckner is the Unabomber.

Bill had been busy raging his own terror war to get back at everyone for tormenting him over his error in the 1986 World Series. When federal authorities began getting wise to the clumsy first baseman’s evildoings, Bill began to panic. But then, as any true criminal mastermind does, he settled down and found a scapegoat. The government was so close to the truth, but in reality, were way off.

The feds definitely had the background information on the Unabomber correct. Buckner, being keenly aware of this, had to find a like-minded sucker to pass his mischief off on. That is how Bill Buckner came to frame Ted Kaczynski. In this case, the popular 90 Proof Sports T-shirt, “Buckner Was Framed” is not true. It is exactly the opposite.

Buckner knew that Kaczynski, like him, had come from a revered Massachusetts institution. For Buckner, it was the Boston Red Sox. For Kaczynski, it was Harvard. Buckner also knew that both men had been removed from these institutions for their radical views. Kaczynski for his views on taking over the world, Buckner for his views on letting baseballs roll between his legs.

But as convincing as these two similarities are, it was the choices the two men made after their banishments that made Ted the easy pawn for Buckner. Both men decided to live a life of seclusion in the western United States.

Bill quickly began to pass the whole thing off on Kaczynski, even posing as Kaczynski's brother as he turned Ted into the authorities. The whole nation breathed a sigh of relief. Bill giggled like the madman he is and then he booted a slow grounder for old times' sake.

Yes, all the clues were there. But probably none more convincing than this special issue Bill Buckner baseball card from Squirt.

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fucky that waz ur best story yet :ramon:
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On Life, Love, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness

"I am the most qualified expert on this subject considering I have been robbed of all three fundamental principles. The fact that I let a slow grounder roll through my legs does not mean that I do not deserve to seek these principles. I certainly have no liberty. I live in the hills of Idaho, how am I to seek liberty out here, when I can’t go into town without people making fun of me? I have no happiness. All I have is the same anguish I had in 1986. Love? Sure, I have a family with me. But they are only here to mooch the profits that I get from those pictures that Mookie and I are signing these days."

On the state of American society

"It is high-time that the Americans fall. No longer must we live on with Yankee influences. This system is hackneyed and not for the benefit of all. Only for a conglomerate of people in New York and for their cronies who hop on their bandwagon. What the United States needs is an infusion of red. If the Red (Sox) can finally gain power, then we can all unite in their power. And then maybe I can get some fucking sleep."

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wheelz will cut u down
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tribe didn't lose!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :fro:
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betweenthewheels,May 19 2005
11:43 PM
fucky that waz ur best story yet :ramon:

the link to the play itself didn't work :(
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betweenthewheels,May 19 2005
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fucky that waz ur best story yet  :ramon:

the link to the play itself didn't work :(

thats it
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On race

"Nobody has done more for race relations in this country than me. I brought Red Sox fans of all races, genders, and nationalities together in their hatred of me. I have never received so many insults in so many languages than I did in 1986. This veracity of these slurs has only slightly decreased."
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BC/fucky post a pic of ur fav ball player whin u were a kid

herez mine

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ohhhhh thats 1 of my fav's 2!! :titties:
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I don't think I had a favorite player

not much baseball on TV when I was a kid; probably first started watching the Montreal Expos in th late '70's, then the Blue jays after they joined the AL
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first real "favorite" player I guess

although I have no idea why
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bye bye pussy city
here'z mine

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bye bye pussy city
and him too
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bye bye pussy city
[ignore]ryne sandberg's column on yahoo baszeball
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Is Junior still around?

I hear nothing about him anymore.
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yes

He's having a decent season for a change.
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bordercollie,May 25 2005
06:57 AM
yes

He's having a decent season for a change.

he is?

why because he hasn't gone on the dl yet?

he's hitting 250 5 hr 20 rbi's ?

maybe
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betweenthewheels,May 25 2005
11:17 AM
bordercollie,May 25 2005
06:57 AM
yes

He's having a decent season for a change.

he is?

why because he hasn't gone on the dl yet?


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It is a decent season.

.253 6 HR 27 RBI in 43 games

about 1/4 of a season

full season projection comes out to 24 HR 108 RBI

he started off horribly too, so he could realistically be about .270, 27, 100 if he can stay healthy all year.
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bordercollie,May 25 2005
01:14 PM
It is a decent season.

.253 6 HR 27 RBI in 43 games

about 1/4 of a season

full season projection comes out to 24 HR 108 RBI

he started off horribly too, so he could realistically be about .270, 27, 100 if he can stay healthy all year.

decent season 4 Hafner or Gentle Ben

but this is Ken Grumpy Jr

if you're going to get paid more than Kobe than start playing like tit!

wheelz pissed! :fire:
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oaweiweroiuewroiweru :fire:
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decent year my azz
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stupid karl
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oh lighten up
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oh lighten up

oh ok borderpussywhipped
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[Dodgers'] Sanchez made a pair of costly mistakes and gave up a 4-2 lead in the seventh. On a high chopper over the mound he threw his glove in the air and deflected the ball and the umpires correctly called it a triple. The ball would have probably been handled by Cesar Izturis  if Sanchez had left it alone.
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fucky get us a visual on that?

man that was something you'll never see again in your lifetime :o
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sorry no luck
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The Big Red Machine is hawt guyz


21-31

6 out of there last 10

thanks Grump
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Tribe iz 500! :fro:
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Martinez homered in 2 straight games.

after i got rid of him :glare:
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