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Weird roleplays you've written?
Topic Started: May 1 2013, 11:04 PM (979 Views)
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Yeah, I really don't think most people have written sex rp's lol. And I don't think they should either.
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I blush whenever I write one... And feel horrible embarrassed when I read them over later on. Hence, why for the most part, I never do them anymore.


and I think non-con would be non consensual? maybe?
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May 3 2013, 10:54 AM
Yeah, I really don't think most people have written sex rp's lol. And I don't think they should either.
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Probably not the best threat to start with but I couldnt resist :P

Worst that comes to mind was a storyline where my character raped the bosses sister, which ironically was a storyline she had come up with and conned me into performing.
It served its purpose for the rivalry but not exactly standard run of the mill stuff.

The fact that his victim more or less became his sex slave for a few months was a little disturbing.

Otherwise I once had a wrestling character inspired from "Jason Voorhees", which really had nothing to do with the character at all, just looked like him... Still, quite weird in hindsight
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May 4 2013, 10:19 AM
Probably not the best threat to start with but I couldnt resist :P

Worst that comes to mind was a storyline where my character raped the bosses sister
Someone would get killed for this here. Legitimately.
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Brett Sands
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Wrote one where my guy was caught by Russian mobsters. This was with my Brett Sands character.

Same character found a potion which he used for mind control.

And he did this while being a heel.
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May 2 2013, 08:48 PM
What is non-con?
non-consensual or basically, a really nice way of saying rape. :/
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Amy Ngoudje
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I don't... think I've ever written a sex scene? If I have I don't remember, so it can't have been that good. But I have done a promo with my character basically ragging on crappy sex scenes, with her talking about how you never see 'real' sex with all the awkward positions, random noises etc.


My weirdest character was probably La Sombra Oscura. You know the bit in a videogame where you have to fight a shadow version of the protagonist? Basically he was that. Dressed head to toe in a black mask and bodysuit, totally mute, and he wrestled with his opponent's moveset, body language and taunts. I made him to be an outlet for all my deconstructivist thoughts about fedding/wrestling... This, entitled "A Critique of Pure Wrestling," is the roleplay where I actually explained what his deal was (not advertising - the fed in that link is long dead).


Below is probably the most recent weird-ish roleplay I've done, from a couple of months ago.

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Hearing Baron doing that reading of Distler's lesbian roleplay was fucking priceless. Hearing that was the highlight of my e-fedding career.
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May 4 2013, 05:41 PM
I don't... think I've ever written a sex scene? If I have I don't remember, so it can't have been that good. But I have done a promo with my character basically ragging on crappy sex scenes, with her talking about how you never see 'real' sex with all the awkward positions, random noises etc.
Sex is NEVER like it is in the movies. Screw romance, acting like Brad Pitt and shit. You know what happens when you try to have sex in a hammock? You fall the fuck out.
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May 4 2013, 07:49 PM
Sex is NEVER like it is in the movies. Screw romance, acting like Brad Pitt and shit. You know what happens when you try to have sex in a hammock? You fall the fuck out.
I can't say I've ever tried sex in a hammock :D

That roleplay shattered the illusions of some of the fed's younger members. I remember one of them saying "But... I thought sex was magical and beautiful?" or words to that effect.
Edited by Amy Ngoudje, May 4 2013, 08:00 PM.
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Wayne Carruthers
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I've composed some erotic scenes for my match RPs but truth be told it's been awhile (2011, I believe). The prominent one was that last one where my character (named Demon, who is a seven-foot masked wrestler that was a bit of a sociopath and a stalker) went full blown crazy and was creeping on the wrong girl. They eventually were at a mall and had sex in a fitting room. Yup. A mall, a wrestler stalking the wrong girl, and rough sex in a fitting room lmao.

The weirdest non-erotic RP that I've composed would have to be my main character at the time and how he was not only seeing ghosts but would be visited by them. For example, when my character would check into a hotel, the concierge would say like "Oh hey, you received a letter" and the telegram would direct him all the way to the rooftop of the hotel where the ghost acted as a spiritual guide.
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May 4 2013, 01:18 PM
Someone would get killed for this here. Legitimately.
I was hesitant to do the story at first, as much as I was attempting to establish an evil character, I felt it might've been going too far, but it was her idea..

And I IRL I knew the boss well enough to know he'd be fine with the story, I did get a "WTF" phone call though...lol

Made me feel quite sick writing it though, but the pay off was worth the discomfort
Edited by The 13th, May 4 2013, 08:59 PM.
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May 4 2013, 07:49 PM
You know what happens when you try to have sex in a hammock? You fall the fuck out.
I had sex on a trampoline once, that was awkward enough, fuck sex in a hammock.

Also sex in a car sucks, I dont care what anyone says, way to cramped to have any real fun
Edited by The 13th, May 4 2013, 09:01 PM.
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May 4 2013, 09:01 PM


Also sex in a car sucks, I dont care what anyone says, way to cramped to have any real fun
this all depends on how bendy you are, actually. and that's all i'll say about that. :x
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