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Trap House Exclusive: Risky On Set 2
Topic Started: May 1 2013, 06:41 PM (229 Views)
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Lyle Risky
The scene fades as the viewers see a computer screen with a Trap House desktop background. After a few moments a chair is heard in the background moving around with a couple male voices in the background...

Deon Tyson, Fan
Ah shit bruh, yo you see that shit Trap House tweeted earlier? That dude Risky gonna load up another one of those videos on #TankLivin.

Cameron Michaels, Fan
Yeah, bruh I saw that shit when I was up in class. Shit I was talkin' to ol' girl but then I saw that shit and man! Last week was too damn real bruh, I'm tryna see what they gon' do tonight. Might be past my bed time and shit but fuck it, I'ma watch that mufucka. Ya feel me?

Deon Tyson, Fan
Yeah I feel you bruh...Wait...Nigga you got a bed time?

Cameron Michaels, Fan
Yo man, my dad don't play with that shit. Dude like a drill sergeant and shit.

Deon Tyson, Fan
Alright, whatever you say dude.

The mouse is seen moving around on the screen as Deon drags it over to the corner to click the Google Chrome tab. As he clicks it the browser quickly pops up. He clicks over to the Applications and clicks the YouTube tab. When YouTube loads he scrolls down to see his subscriptions and sees the Tank Livin channel has added two new videos.

Deon Tyson, Fan
Damn, two new videos?

Cameron Michaels, Fan
That other video must be some shit they caught Tank doin'.

Deon Tyson, Fan
Yeah you right...

As he clicks on the channel he sees the two videos added and sure enough the other was on in fact something with Tank.

Deon Tyson, Fan
You we can watch that shit after this one...

He scrolls down and sees the video that was uploaded up before titled...

Trap House Exclusive: Risky On Set Two

He quickly clicks it and it goes to the video. The video begins to load as he looks down and sees over a million thumbs up with the occasional two thumbs down but only three-hundred and one views, plus one. Typical YouTube shit...As they look down to see the comment section they sees the top two comments...

SHWANKTHASKANK: YO I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TILL THE NEXT EPISODE! BEENO THAT DUDE!, 73 Thumbs Up

MADEINYOURMOM: MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS ON THAT TAPE?! I SWEAR IF BB AND STAR DID SOMETHING, T GONNA BE SO HEATED!, 45 Thumbs Up

Suddenly the two comments move up and are seen with a comment from the Tank Livin page itself. You can hear the boys' shock in the background as they notice this. On the first comment they see...

TANKLIVIN: Yo I'm still gettin' used to this shit called fame but fuck it, FINALLY FAMOUS WHATS UP!? Appreciate the love tho! --Gambino, 34 Thumbs Up

One the second comment they see...

TANKLIVIN: Yo dead ass bruh, me and Ronnie started makin' funeral arrangements just in case. Tune in tho to see what's up --Gambino, 25 Thumbs Up

Deon scrolls back up as they hear FFOE by. Big Sean starting to play in the background. As he does so they see the Tank Livin logo in the corner...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #TankLivin

The video seems to be going in fast forward showing cameramen in the house of Ronnie T & Gambino, out back around set with Brandon Banks and Lyle Risky talking about something, Red is seen on the set for the first time hanging out with Lyle, Brandon and Ana are seen talking, Gambino is seen rolling up while Ronnie texts on his phone. The video then begins to slow down as it focuses on Lyle Risky who walks out of Ronnie and Gambino's house. He's a bit taken off guard by the camera but regains his composure.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Shit, I almost forgot about this shit man. Alright, yo what's up? As you can see it's ya boy Risky out here in Jersey shootin' Trap House obviously. So last week was the series premiere of the show. I would ask what y'all thought about it but shit you mufucks already done blasted my email, Twitter and all that good shit about how much you liked the show so I guess we doin' somethin' right?

He walks past a couple cameramen as he heads to the trailer area of the set.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
So alright man this week it's been a little hectic ya know for me but yo it's all good bruh. If you been payin' attention to whatever the fuck is goin' on in WEW you'd notice that the boy been put in a pay per view match at Battlefield. Which is all good and dandy but...Wait is that...Jordyn?

WEW's very own backstage interviewer Jordyn Wilde for the Animosity brand which is the brand Lyle is signed under is seen looking around with her hand on her hip.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Damn that is Jordyn...Fuck she doin' here?

As she turns around while still looking around on the set Lyle tilts his head.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Mmm, nice ass...Let's go see what she here for cuh, follow me.

Lyle leads the Tank Livin cameraman over to where Jordyn was and he clears his throat to get her attention. She turns to him and looks up with a smile on her face.

Jordyn☆Wilde
Lyle! There you are!

Lyle looks around a bit confused and looks back down at her.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Yeah here I am, and here you are in Jersey City, NJ...Why?

He raises his eyebrow.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
And how the hell did you get on the set? TANK?! TANK?! TANK?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

From out of nowhere Tank comes around the corner with a hot dog in his hand. He was just about to take a bite from the hot dog but stops himself when he hears Lyle calling for him. He walks over to him.

Tank
Tank here. What does Lyle want from Tank?

He points to Jordyn and her cameraman from WEW.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Just how in the hell did these two make it on to the set? Bruh you just can't let some media personal onto the set and shit bruh. No offense, Jordyn.

Jordyn☆Wilde
None taken...

Tank
Tank was hungry. So Tank left post. Tank got hot dog. Tank sorry. Mam, Tank will have to ask you to leave.

Lyle shakes his head and waves his hand...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Nah bruh, she ain't gotta leave. Jordyn, just let ya cameraman he can't be on set aight?

She nods and goes to inform her cameraman. Both men look down at her lower region as she turns towards the cameraman. Lyle leans over and whispers...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Yo Tank, I would tap that if givin' the chance bruh.

#TankSmirk

Tank nods..

Tank
Tank agrees. Lady is hot. Lady is really hot. Tank likes her.

Lyle laughs and puts out his hand for a high five. Tank takes Lyle's hand and in an instant brings him in for a bro hug. Lyle yelps in pain and holds his shoulder.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Shit...Fuck...Damn bruh.

Tank
Tank sorry. Tank not know own strength. Is Lyle okay?


Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Yeah, I'm good bruh. Shit...Almost dislocated my shoulder and shit. Yo go enjoy ya hot dog, we good here.

Tank nods and continues to head to wherever he was headed while enjoying his hot dog. Jordyn shortly returns back over to Lyle.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Let me guess, you just came here for an interview right? I was actually talkin' bout WEW so I guess I can start from where I left off right?

She nods...

Jordyn☆Wilde
Sure go right on ahead.

Lyle looks back at the camera and smirks.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Alright so like I was sayin', shit been getting' hectic these past few weeks and I just got put in this match for Battlefield which I'ma be reppin' the blue bland Animosity. Oh yeah and if you don't know this lovely young lady is Animosity's very own interviewer so yeah. But back to what I was sayin' though...That match might just be the boy Risky's last as a professional wrestler. Now you probably wonderin' why...

Alright I'ma give it to you straight. I'ma busy ass dude bruh like for real. And business is just pickin' up cuh. I'ma manager for one of PDW's biggest stars, co-producin' this show Trap House and wait for it, I'm bout to give y'all some exclusives...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Alright so I'm on the verge of possibly managin' this other dude in this FGA company then I just recently got offered to co-host this new show that's gonna be comin' on CTN with a probable promotion to go along with that whenever they figure out whatever the fuck they want me to do.

So with that said, the time of me wrestlin' is lookin' numbered bruh. Besides ain't nobody in WEW gonna miss me, ya feel me. The capo of Team Animosity even made it clear she don't fucks with the boy Risky. I mean for some petty reasons but other than that yo...It's obvious people on the WEW roster don't fucks with Risky. So I know this won't be too much of a blow against either side.

No I'm not gonna tell you who I'm gonna be managin' in FGA and no I'm not gonna tell you what show I got offered a job to either.

It's simple bruh, I'm just a TV personality. I don't need to be in the ring cuh. See look, who I face next week Jordyn?


Jordyn☆Wilde
Um, Kevin Kilbourne...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Yep, WEW just signed my death certificate. Ain't that some shit...Fuck...Alright fuck it. Alright does that cover ya needs or whatever? Wait a sec speakin' of your needs...Yo I know Declan ain't givin' it to you right, why don't you let me show you somethin' real.

Jordyn laughs and rolls her eyes...

Jordyn☆Wilde
In your dreams Lyle. Thanks anyways bye!

Jordyn walks away. Lyle watches her walk away and bites down on his bottom lip. He nods and looks back at the camera.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Yep, she wants the Risky Pipe.

He turns back towards the camera and smiles.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Alright back to Trap House shit though. So last week you Home Sweet Home Part One, so obviously Part Two gonna be comin' on next week...Well depends on when ever this shit posted up cause you know, we tape this shit a week before. So what you saw them foo's tryna watch a video tape they found labeled "BB & Star's Secrete Vacation" or some shit? I know y'all probably stressin' tryna find out whatever the fuck is on the mufucka right? How many of y'all was like, "man the fuck is on that tape?"...Haha! Nah I feel ya pain y'all. But I'ma let y'all in on'a secrete you gon' find out tonight.

If you saw the big homie Red on set in the openin' clip, I'ma say this shit. I don't know whether or not he gon' be on this week's episode or not but yo, be on the look out for my brother Red tho cuh.

Another topic at hand, who gon' guest star? Yo and I'ma tell you this shit bruh...I don't know who gon' guest star. It all depends on who these mufuckas fuckin' with during that time ya feel me. It's reality television not a damn sitcom. So I know y'all been askin' yo who gon' be on that shit and what not. And I know some people been askin' if they can be put on but yo...We ain't gotta guest list bruh. And we ain't plannin' on havin' one. It all has to do with who the cast members doin' somethin' with at that particular time and day. So please do us a favor and stop stressin' over the shit man.

Alright anyways, I'm bout to call up the wife...


Lyle pauses for a moment with a straight face. He then begins to bust out laughing.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Fuck I look like gettin' hitched? Nah I ain't gettin' married bruh. Not yet anyways. But I'm bout to call up my baby girl Minka here in'a few so y'all stay up. And don't forget to watch Trap House on Thursdays on CTN! Yep!

Lyle throws up the deuce and walks away from the camera as the video begins to speed back up showing Lyle taking out his phone and calling Minka, Ronnie and Brandon talking to Felicity, Gambino mugging Tank for some odd reason, TM Jr. is seen walking onto the set shaking up with Gambino. The scene then begins to fade to black as words begin to float on the screen...

Trap House
Tune In Every Thursday

Next Episode -- May 2, 2013
#TrapHouse #CTN #PDW #TankLivin #RiskyProductions #BanksPictures #BloodHoundENT


FFOE by. Big Sean begins to fade away as the video feed comes to an end....
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