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Dirty Diana
Topic Started: Mar 7 2013, 05:04 AM (166 Views)
Lyle Risky
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Lyle Risky
The scene fades inside a vehicle with the camera focused on Lyle Risky with his braids resting on his shoulder with the sun shining through the window shield glaring off his ice cold blue eyes. He's seen nodding to the music being played in the background which can't be heard all too clear. As he's seen turning the corner singing can be heard from the radio...

Oh no...
Oh no...
Oh no...

Lyle quickly turns up the song...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Ah yeah, this my shirt bruh!

He looks around quickly reaches into the glove compartment and pulls out a iced out microphone that says "Risky Mic" in pink diamonds. He puts it up his lips and begins to sing...Quite horribly.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
You'll Never Make Me Stay
So Take Your Weight Off Of Me
I Know Your Every Move
So Won't You Just Let Me Be
I've Been Here Times Before
But I Was Too Blind To See
That You Seduce Every Man
This Time You Won't Seduce Me


Looking out the window to the pedestrians along the side walk he continues to sing a bit more serious but still pretty bad...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
She's Saying That's Ok
Hey Baby Do What You Please
I Have The Stuff That You Want
I Am The Thing That You Need
She Looked Me Deep In The Eyes
She's Touchin' Me So To Start
She Says There's No Turnin' Back
She Trapped Me In Her Heart!


Turning away from the laughing pedestrians who laugh at Lyle's horrid singing, well if you consider that singing...He focuses on the road but turning his Charlotte Hornets snap back backwards. He's really getting into the song now...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Dirty Diana, Nah
Dirty Diana, Nah
Dirty Diana, No
Dirty Diana
Let Me Be!

Oh No . . .
Oh No . . .
Oh No . . .


Letting the instrumental play out until the next verse Lyle rubs his throat...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Shit my fuckin' throat bruh! How the fuck did Michael do this shit?

Reaching for the water bottle he has placed in the cup holder he quickly opens the bottle and takes a quick sip before the second verse begins. Now a bit calmer he begins to sing...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
She Likes The Boys In The
Band
She Knows When They Come To Town
Every Musician's Fan After
The Curtain Comes Down
She Waits At Backstage
Doors
For Those Who Have Prestige
Who Promise
Fortune And Fame, A Life
That's So Carefree


A little bit more dramatic in his singing now as he looks into the rear view mirror and closing his eyes while driving, causing him to start swerving...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
She's Saying That's Ok
Hey Baby Do What You Want
I'll Be Your Night Lovin' Thing
I'll Be The Freak You Can Taunt
And I Don't Care What You
Say
I Want To Go Too Far
I'll Be Your Everything
If You Make Me A Star


Opening his eyes he regains control of the car and looks over to the nearby curb and sees his manager or as of late his mentor, Vince Kennedy. Standing there looking at his watch, he was surely not in a patient mood. As he pulls up next to the curb to pick up Vince, he steps out of the car and turns the volume up. He begins to dance spinning around, kicking his leg up in a Michael Jackson type fashion while still singing leaving Vince to take off his glasses and look at Lyle with his eyes wide and mouth open...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Dirty Diana, Nah
Dirty Diana, Nah
Dirty Diana, No
Dirty Diana . . .
Dirty Diana, Nah
Dirty Diana, Nah
Dirty Diana, No
Dirty Diana . . .
Diana!
Diana!
Dirty Diana!
It's Dia . . .Aa . . .Aa . . .
Come On!


Vince Kennedy
What in the world? Boy if you don't get your flapjack ass in the damn car! You know you facing Charlie Luzon this week on Animosity?! Get in the fucking car, making a damn fool of your self

The two men quickly get in the car and Lyle pulls away.

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Yeah, yeah yeah hold up, you gotta listen to perfection real quick bruh...

With a smile on his face showing off his grill Lyle begins to sing yet again...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
She Said I Have To Go Home
'Cause I'm Real Tired You See
But I Hate Sleepin' Alone
Why Don't You Come With
Me
I Said My Baby's At Home
She's Probably Worried
Tonight
I Didn't Call On The Phone To
Say That I'm Alright


Looking over to Vince how looks right back at him shaking his head...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
I bet Charlie be doin' this part to his dudes bitches and shit...

Gripping the steering wheel Lyle closes his eyes yet again as he sings...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Diana Walked Up To Me,
She Said I'm All Yours
Tonight
At That I Ran To The Phone
Sayin' Baby I'm Alright
I Said But Unlock The Door,
Because I Forgot The Key,
She Said He's Not Coming
Back
Because He's Sleeping With
Me!

I swear he do bruh...

Dirty Diana, Nah
Dirty Diana, Nah
Dirty Diana, Nah
Dirty Diana, No
Dirty Diana, Nah
Dirty Diana, Nah
Dirty Diana, Nah
Dirty Diana . . .
Come On!
Come On!
Come On!
Come On!...


Out of nowhere, Vince slaps Lyle in the back of the head.

Vince Kennedy
Cut that bull shit out foo'! Now how that shit go last week on your first managing gig?

Rubbing the back of his head Lyle replies while turning his music down...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Dude lost bruh. But it was on some bull shit bruh I swear that Riley chick aka Number Seven had it out for 'em bruh. That shit was rigged the fuck out.

Vince Kennedy
What? Number Seven? You blaming your clients lost to a chick you call Number Seven? The fuck is a Number Seven?

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
Yeah bruh. Number Seven on the list...

Vince Kennedy
List? What list? You know what, nah I don't even wanna know bitch...Yo what's this I hear bout you getting your ass beat by that nigga that fucked your bitch?!

Shaking his head Lyle sighs..

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
She ain't my bitch bruh. Besides she got her lips around that Ryan Hall fool...

Vince begins to start laughing hysterically. Lyle looks at him and shakes his head...

Vince Kennedy
How you lose yo bitch to a nigga like Ryan Hall?!

Stopping at a stop light Lyle continues to shake his head...

Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness
She ain't my bitch bruh. And I didn't get my ass beat, I beat his bum ass! Dude was just tryna hug me on the ground...I wasn't up for that bull shit. Dude can take that shit over to Luzon bruh, I ain't with that shit. And I'm bout to beat yo punk ass Vince, keep slap...

Instantly Vince punches Lyle, knocking him out. His head hits the steering wheel onto the horn as the scene fades Vince is heard in the background...

Vince Kennedy
Ah shit...Lyle? Lyle? You alright? The fuck, I barely touched this nigga...Glass jaw having ass...
Edited by Lyle Risky, Mar 7 2013, 05:08 AM.
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