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| Lyle Risky | Feb 26 2013, 02:27 PM Post #1 |
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The scene fades inside a vehicle with tan leathered interior. In the background you viewers can hear Birthday by. 2 Chainz featuring Kanye West playing within the car. During the chorus of the song one can hear the voice of Vince Kennedy singing... Vince Kennedy ALL I WANT FO' MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HO'! ALL I WANT FO' MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HO'! WHEN I DIE, BURY ME INSIDE A GUCCI STORE! WHEN I DIE, BURY ME INSIDE A LOUIS STORE! The camera begins to pan around and there he is. Vince Kennedy dressed in a white polo, Christian Dior sunglasses, and blue jeans dancing in the driver seat with a hand on the steering wheel. Stopping at a stop sign he looks around to check out his surroundings. As he does so the camera begins to pan around also. He seems to be driving around a park full of maple trees. Why would he be in such a place like this? He reaches for his cell phone from the middle compartment under the GPS system. He begins flipping through his contacts until he finds who he was in search of. Clicking on the name the phone immediately begins to call the person...Rings can be heard just slightly as Vince turns down the music. Finally after a few minutes a recording comes on, voice mail. Vince rolls his eyes as he listens to the recording waiting for the beep. Vince Kennedy Yo, Lyle where the fuck you at?! You got me driving around this fucking...The fuck is this? A park full of all these ugly ass maple trees and shit. I'm just about done with yo... Stopping in midsentence he begins to squints his eyes as he looks into the woods a little and sees a white male dressed in pink/purple colored khaki shorts, orange sleeveless shirt that says "Got Risky?" on the front humping a tree with his black with a black Miami Heat snapback with the same color way and matching Lebron 10's. Vince Kennedy The fuck... He hangs up the phone and tosses it in the passenger seat as he leaves the stops sign and pulls next to the man. He rolls down his window as the camera begins to zoom into the man. Sure enough it's none other than Lyle Risky. Vince gets out of the car shaking his head. Walking up behind him he takes his sunglasses off giving him a death stare. Vince Kennedy Boy, what the fuck you call yo self doing molesting that damn tree?! Stopping what he's doing Lyle nervously turns around and backs off the tree. He scratches his head and looks around innocently. Lyle Risky - #RiskyProductions I was uh...Um...I was tryna get some maple syrup for my pancakes? Rubbing his upper lip trying to keep from laughing Vince tilts his head before shaking it. Vince Kennedy You what nigga? Lyle Risky - #RiskyProductions I said I was tryna... Vince Kennedy Nah I heard what you said, but why...You know what don't even answer that shit Lyle. I don't wanna know...Fucking dumbass. Look I got this call from World Elite Wrestling and they want you in Los Angeles on Monday. And you main eventing they pre-show. Looking a bit shocked at the news he was presented Lyle looks around and points to himself. Lyle Risky - #RiskyProductions Me? You talkin' bout me? They want me to main event? Like no battle royal? A one on one deal? Me? Lyle Risky? Me? Vince Kennedy It's just the pre-show Lyle, don't get too excited...And ain't you supposed to be studying up on being a damn manager?! The fuck you out here fucking trees and shit?! Don't you have bitches for that shit?! Lyle Risky - #RiskyProductions Nah bruh, I'ma bonifide main eventer now! Lyle motha' fuckin' Risky the motha' fuckin' Main Eventer! Vince slaps Lyle in the back of the head preventing him from getting ahead of himself. Vince Kenndy It's just a damn preshow! Shut the fuck up! Now about ya managing shit? Did you find you a client yet? Rubbing the back of his head complaining just a little, Lyle looks up and nods. Lyle Risky - #RiskyBusiness Damn bruh why you gotta hit me so fuckin' hard. And yeah bruh I got me a client. Brandon Banks, said he was gonna give me a shot next week at Disclosure or whatever. And that bum ass ni... Vince eyes begin to widen a bit as he hears Lyle getting a bit close to saying the N word. Lyle quickly backs off it and continues to speak. Lyle Risky - #RiskyProductions Uh...Um that bum ass motha' fucka' 'Bino was with him mugging and shit. Vince Kennedy Ah that fool that fucked yo bitch? Lyle Risky - #RiskyProductions She ain't my bitch bruh... Vince grunts and laughs it off. He turns to the car and waves for Lyle to follow him. Still rubbing his head as he follows Vince back to the car the scene begins to fade away... Lyle Risky - #RiskyProductions Damn bruh I think you gave me concussion or something damn... Vince Kenndey Shut yo bitch ass up and get in the car... |
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