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Road Trip; Part One
Topic Started: Oct 18 2012, 08:42 PM (231 Views)
Josephine

-The camera fades in from black to see a brightly lit sky with very few clouds. The sun is beating down as the days of endless heat are prepared to retreat and give way to fall and then winter, making this hot day one of the last of the year. As the camera pans down, you hear screams and cheers and the sounds of boys shouting. Finally, the camera rests on a baseball diamond where a group of elementary school students are having their final softball game-

Josephine: Geneveeeeeee.....come on! This is torture!

-The camera pans over to a hot pink Cadillac where Josephine is laying on the hood, resting her head on a small pillow which is propped up against the windshield. She has a pair of sunglasses over her eyes and is dressed in a pair of pink boy shorts and a pink tank top. She checks her wrist watch, which is a sleek black strap with a diamond crusted time piece and looks back over to Genevee Helmsley, who is standing on the bleachers near the car and has clearly ignored her and is snapping pictures with her camera-

Josephine: I hate baseball!

-Genevee glances at Josephine briefly and a frown plays at the edge of her lips but she quickly returns her attention to the game that is rapidly reaching the end. Josephine sighs and watches as the batter heads up to the plate. The first two balls are a strike and the third is a foul. Josephine quickly climbs off the car and goes to the driver's seat and waits until the pitcher is winding up for another throw. As he releases the ball, Josephine presses down on the car horn, startling the batter and making him get his final strike. The crowd turns towards Josephine with hatred in their eyes-

Josephine: It's one.. two.. three strikes your out...now let's get the HELL out of here!

-Josephine jumps out, grabs her pillow and tosses it into the car before starting it up and revving the engine. The camera pans over to Genevee who is apologizing to everyone in the crowd. Finally, after a good five minutes of the deepest apologies, Genevee slips into the passenger side and Josephine stomps down on the gas pedal, sending the car flying in reverse, kicking up dirt and mud in the process-

Josephine: Thank you, God!

Genevee Helmsley: I am so embarrassed! How could you do that?!

Josephine: Hon, how could I not! I know there is a God and I am pretty sure there is a devil. I am pretty sure there is a devil because I have been to hell and I am driving as far away from it as I possible can. They got it wrong though. There aren't any demons with pitchforks. They are gremlins with baseball bats!

Genevee Helmsley: Are you calling my nephew a gremlin?

Josephine: gremlin is too nice for that little bas

Genevee Helmsley: Josephine Renee Turner!

-Josephine winces at her full name being used and rolls down the driver side window, letting her hair fly behind her in the breeze. She reaches down, takes her Collective Soul cd out of it's jewel case and slides it into the CD player, pressing the play button-

Josephine: Ah...Welcome All, Welcome All, Welcome All Again....Welcome All Again...Welcome All Again....WELCOME ALL AGAIN!

-Genevee laughs as Josephine begins nodding her head as the rock rift begins playing. The pull up along side an SUV where a husband and wife are cruising down the highway. The wife is driving and the husband, in the passenger side, stealing glances at them every two seconds. Josephine grins and turns to Genevee-

Genevee Helmsley: NO!

Josephine: Aww come on!

Genevee Helmsley: Don't you dare!

Josephine: Fine, I won't. Take the wheel for a second...

-Genevee sighs and takes the wheel. Josephine fixes the tank top and pushes her breasts up so that they are all but completely exposed. She leans out the window and the poor husband's eyes look like they are going to pop out of their socket-

Josephine: Hey, Big Boy! Want a little action tonight? My friend here will even join in for free. Two hundred bucks!

-Josephine sticks her tongue out seductively and lowers it towards her breasts. The husband and wife look at each other, mouths wide open, and quickly speed up, both of them blushing worse than a nun who has accidentally walked in to a brothel. Genevee lets go of the wheel as Josephine takes back over, laughing her head off-

Genevee Helmsley: Oh my god! What did you do to that poor man?

-Josephine presses down on the gas and quickly catch up to the SUV again. This time, she drives past, holding on to the wheel with her right hand while introducing them to the unofficial state bird with her left hand. She looks into the mirror to see the wife's jaw drop as she stares at her middle finger-

Genevee Helmsley: Josephine...

Josephine: Yes, dear?

Genevee Helmsley: I know you are excited to get going. I am excited that you are excited about PDW. Just promise me from here on out, we will get there without an incident.

Josephine: Incident?

Genevee Helmsley: No more offering sex to married men, no flashing your tits. No honking your horn to annoy other drivers. No screaming out explicit words. No more giving people the middle finger...

-Josephine sighs and nods her head. Genevee raises her pinkie finger in the air and Josephine shakes her head 'no'. Genevee turns and looks Josephine in the eye and Josephine finally caves and locks pinkie fingers, shaking them-

Genevee Helmsley: Good, now, I am going to get some shut eye so I can drive when you are tired.

Josephine: Okay.

-Josephine continues driving and then her eyes catch a sign off to the side of the road a couple of yards ahead-

Josephine: You didn't say anything about Indian Casinos, did you?

Genevee Helmsley: Wha? No..why?

Josephine: No reason...

-Josephine flips on the turning signal and prepares to take the next exit as they pass a sign for Little Bear's Indian Casino-

Josephine: No reason...
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