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| MichaelMercer | Mar 5 2007, 01:03 AM Post #31 |
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"Fuckin' A right, that shit's as illegal as the juice." Michael inhaled on nicotine and exhaled a light mist of smoke. "He wouldn't stand for any plebians pullin' some shit like that." |
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| Mike Ryba | Mar 5 2007, 01:15 AM Post #32 |
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"Yeah. One thing with Bob is he takes no shit.." ~Ryba smokes his cigarette and exhales~ "So he would be on Drusilla's case hard. Probably with a wiffle bat or whatever that psycho would use." |
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| MichaelMercer | Mar 5 2007, 01:19 AM Post #33 |
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"I'd put money on that fucker findin' a way to strangle her with his bow tie," Michael quipped, taking another drag from his smoke, "and then puttin' her in the chicken wing... and once he was done doin' that, maybe he'd do what you and I would do: beat her ass like he jus' caught her finger fuckin' his daughter." |
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| Mike Ryba | Mar 5 2007, 01:25 AM Post #34 |
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"Like Couture did to Sylvia...oh yes I can picture that!" ~Ryba taking a pose and pointing off to the corner, like he is seeing something~ "GAHDAMNITYOUWILLMARRYHERNOW!" ~Ryba chuckled and took another drag of his cigarette~ "He would probably whallop her with his suspenders" |
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| MichaelMercer | Mar 5 2007, 01:31 AM Post #35 |
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Michael snickered; considering his mood before then, that was a feat in itself. "Yeah really.. those things are lethal weapons. Like Latrisha's crotch, apparently." |
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| Mike Ryba | Mar 5 2007, 01:33 AM Post #36 |
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"Latrisha's crotch is a crime against nature. It has to be the only thing that you can actually begin to feel for the tampon she uses." ~Ryba takes a drag of his cigarette~ "If anyone needed a straight jacket and a cattleprod to the damn uterus...it is her.." |
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| MichaelMercer | Mar 5 2007, 01:35 AM Post #37 |
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"Yeah. Now you know how I felt actually havin' that walkin' poster child for The Clap as my tag team partner at one point." Michael shook his head slowly, eyes averted to the floor. "I'm surprised I didn't get any staff infections after that night." |
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| Mike Ryba | Mar 5 2007, 01:39 AM Post #38 |
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"Forget the staff infections. Your skin should have melted off according to the Laws of Rhysics." ~Ryba rubbed the cherry out of the cigarette and then stepped on it when it hit the floor~ "And besides those two there is Kindred. If he wins this match I swear...I am going to find Michael J. Fox, with all his shakes, and have him fetch me that time machine. Because something would be seriously fucked up" |
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| MichaelMercer | Mar 5 2007, 01:43 AM Post #39 |
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"No kiddin'.." Michael sighed, taking his cigarette in between his fingers and tapping stray ash from it, "if you do end up doin' that though, remember..." Michael cleared his throat and in his best Christopher Lloyd voice, he said, "EIGHTY-EIGHT MIIIILES PER HOUUUUURRR!" |
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| Mike Ryba | Mar 5 2007, 02:02 AM Post #40 |
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"Screaming that while I look for a lightning storm" ~Ryba laughed as he drank from his beer that he hardly drank from~ "But hopefully the worlds will realign....and Hogan can take control of the cockpit after I win this title." |
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| MichaelMercer | Mar 5 2007, 02:22 AM Post #41 |
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"....and you will soon.. be close... to parts... UN-KNOWN." Michael snarled mockingly, before taking another long drag off his smoke. |
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| Mike Ryba | Mar 5 2007, 04:09 AM Post #42 |
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~Ryba laughed as he chugged his beer and tossed it into the can. He picked up another beer and popped the top, he looked to Mercer and smiled, doing a cheer with his beer~ "For a second I wondered why no one wanted to come celebrate my win. But all the potshots we take on people...I finally figured out why!" ~Ryba laughed as he chugged the beer~ |
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