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Topic Started: Feb 15 2007, 11:51 PM (164 Views)
MichaelMercer
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With a black hoodie over his head and headphones over his ears, Michael Mercer walked the perimeter of The Dynasty Spectrum. It was late and the freezing Philidelphia weather had only begun to get nasty. Not that he really cared; he just needed a place to be to calm himself down with only days to go before a big first round tournament match. For some reason, though, he got some kind of feeling that he wasn't alone.

[TBC by whoever. I'm bored. :/ ]
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Matthews
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[As Mercer continued walking, he suddenly stopped. His jaw dropped. The camera turns to see Jake Matthews walking around the parking lot with a rope in his hand. Jake turned around to see Mercer standing there. He ran up to him with a HUGE smile. Tied to that rope was a....]


Jake Matthews: DUDE! I FOUND A FUCKING GOAT JUST WALKING AROUND OUT HERE!
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MichaelMercer
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Michael turned around, and there it was. Jake Matthews had really nabbed a goat. Slowly- very slowly- Michael pulled down his hoodie, and his headphones came off and around his neck, with it. "...is that what I think it is?" half in amazement, half in refusal to believe what he was seeing, even though it was as plain as day.
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Matthews
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[Jake just nodded]


Jake Matthews: I came out here to do....


[Jake thought for a moment]


Jake Matthews: ...something... I kinda forgot why I came out here... but then I saw it... this fucking goat was just standing there...


[Jake looks up at Mercer]


Jake Matthews: Any clue what goats eat?
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MichaelMercer
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"No shit..."

Michael scratched his shaggy black hair and shrugged his shoulders. "I dunno, uh... cheese?" He reached out to tentatively pat it on the head. "...this thing ain' diseased, is it? Any note of who it belongs to? Like a collar or some shit?" Michael eyed the goat warily, shaking his head. He was actually patting a fucking goat. Wow. And he really did think he'd seen everything wrestling had to offer.
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Matthews
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[Jake shrugged]


Jake Matthews: I didn't see a collar.


[Jake looked down at the goat]


Jake Matthews: I didn't even know they HAD goats in Philly...


[Jake looks back up at Mercer]


Jake Matthews: Where's Ryba? Someone told me he keeps a cheese wheel in his locker room along with bundles of 1 dollar bills...
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MichaelMercer
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"Yeah, I thought goats like... lived in the mountains an' shit.." Michael shook his head, trying not to laugh at the sight. It still didn't sink in that he was staring at a goat.

"Cheese wheels and one dollar bills, eh? Kurupt Loc didn't tell that to you in an internet chat room, did he?"

Michael cracked a momentary smile, before sighing a bit. "Really though, dunno where he is."
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Matthews
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[Jake shook his head]


Jake Matthews: Be serious Mercer... Loc doesn't know how to use a computer....


[Jake looks down at the goat]


Jake Matthews: he needs a name...
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Mike Ryba
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~Ryba is shown walking outside, whistling the theme to Commando. As he walks by, there is a wheel of cheese in his left hand. His is a good distance away, as he is walking off. As he turns to look at Mercer and Matthews, Matthews and Mercer look at him. It is shown that Ryba can see the goat and looks. He quickly runs up to them in cartoon form and stops~

Ryba: You found a goat?! I KNEW IT!
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MichaelMercer
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"Good point," Michael nodded, before rubbing his chin in contemplation.

"Meh. I'm not very good with names. Jus' don' call it Snowflake... last pet I heard got called Snowflake got kidnapped by Ray Finkle."
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Matthews
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[Jake nods then looks at Ryba]


Jake Matthews: huh?


[Jake sees the wheel of cheese in Ryba's hand]


Jake Matthews: Dude... Goatsie is hungry...
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Mike Ryba
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~Ryba looks at the cheese, then the goat, then back to the cheese. He then tosses the cheese as it bonks the goat right on the head~

Ryba: ...guess he doesn't know any tricks? And he really isn't that entertaining...I guess we can call him BombaLoc?
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MichaelMercer
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"BombaLoc... damn.. what'd the goat do to you to deserve a fate like that?"

Michael continued to pat the goat on the head.
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Matthews
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[Jake looks at Mercer, then at Ryba, then at the goat, then down to the cheese. He leans over and picks up the wheel]


Jake Matthews: He knows lots of tricks Ryba...


[Jake tosses the wheel of cheese a few feet away. Jake then picks the goat up into the air and tosses it towards the wheel. The goat lands right ontop of it]
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MichaelMercer
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Michael could only watch and shake his head. Poor goat. "...that's just... wow."
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