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Topic Started: Feb 11 2007, 08:15 PM (440 Views)
Mike Ryba
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~Ryba nods and rubs his chin~

"True. Knowing me I would have ended up shimmying through the bathroom window and running away like I was having magic missiles shot at me."

~Ryba looks down the hallways as there is no one but him and Matthews there~

"For being after the show, it sure is empty. Some anti-social nubs...I mean bums we have here.."
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MichaelMercer
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"Well no shit, it's PDW. Holdin' a conversation with anyone 'round here is like pullin' teets- ohmygod teeth."
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Mike Ryba
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"Its like shooting pricks- fish in a barrel! Oh god my head.."

~Ryba rubs the back of his head and shakes his head~

"Even after our tag match we opened it up to these shmucks to come have dinner with us as celebration. And all we ended up getting is this guy!"

~Points to Matthews~

"No offense of course there Duffel master."
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Matthews
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[Jake doesn't even look up from the floor]


Jake Matthews: None taken...


[Jake continues to shake his head in disbelief]


Jake Matthews: ...if she DOES have a baby dick... does she have baby balls?
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MichaelMercer
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"...it somewhat scares me that you would ask such a question."
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Matthews
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[Jake looks up at Mercer]


Jake Matthews: THINK about it Mercer... if she has a pair of nuts... that means she has some testicular fortitude...


[Jake looks over to Ryba]


Jake Matthews: ..if she has testicular fortitude you're not actually facing a woman...


[Jake's glance goes back to Mercer]


Jake Matthews: ...if he's not facing a woman... that would make Kalie a Carl...


[Jake looks back at Mercer]


Jake Matthews: ...end result being that Kurupt Loc is fucking a dude...
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MichaelMercer
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"But..."

Michael nibbled his bottom lip.

"But..."

Michael scratched his head.

"...butIdon'twannathinkaboutthat!"
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Matthews
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[Jake once again lowers his head]


Jake Matthews: ...too late.
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Mike Ryba
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"I've got a lovely bunch of nubonuts tiddleedee...there they are standing in a row. Bum bum bum-wh-huh?"

~Ryba shots glances at Mercer and Matthews~

"My apologies, got lost into the visual world again. But yeah...I really hope that she doesnt have baby balls, although I would have a lot of jokes made for Kurupt though"
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Matthews
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[Jake looks up at Ryba... than at Mercer]


Jake Matthews: All in favor that Kalie has baby balls and that Loc is fucking a dude... raise their hands.


[Jake raises his hand very quickly]
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MichaelMercer
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Michael sniffled a bit and brushed a few locks of black hair away from his face. "Well on the bright side, if she did have uh... you know... baby bits like ya said, at least the two of'em would be unable ta create hellspawn children... unless they had ass babies, which the thought of... oh god where're my smokes?"

Michael soon began digging into his pockets, hoping to whatever sweet, merciful God that was above and watching him that there would be a loose cigarette on his person.
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Mike Ryba
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~Ryba quickly extended his hand to him with a cigarette, as he already has two lit in his mouth, smoking both at the same time~

"My god....ass babies. A mini- Kalie Loc running around. Dear god its the end of the world."
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MichaelMercer
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Michael quickly accepted the cigarette and nearly burnt one of his fingers as he sparked his lighter. "Fuckin' A right this is the end of the world. The Mayans said this world would end in 2012, y'know... and the Mayans were smart people."
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Mike Ryba
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"Smart enough to lose their land and then end up running Casino's?"

~Ryba shrugged as he took a drag of his cigarette~
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Matthews
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[Jake looks at Ryba confused]


Jake Matthews: I thought that was the Apachies...
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