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Topic Started: Feb 11 2007, 08:15 PM (441 Views)
Matthews
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[Jake nods in agreement]


Jake Matthews: And then London stepped up ot me alone...


[Jake glances over at Mercer]


Jake Matthews: Is it just me, or is there a pattern forming here?
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MichaelMercer
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"Pattern, yeh." He smirked lightly, tapping stray ashes from his smoke. "Though I find it to be a bit more of a reminder than anythin'. A reminder of the fact that the three of us can't be fucked with one on one, yeah."
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Mike Ryba
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"Indeed. Now all one of us needs to do is give Loc the pimp hand, and the set will be complete."

~Ryba rubs his chin and smiles~

"That gives me another idea for a game. Beat all three Explicit Content members, and afterwards...try to tell someone what you did and see if they react to it as an accomplishment. There...lies the true challenge."
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Matthews
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[Jake lets out a laugh as he leans against the wall]


Jake Matthews: Speaking of challenge, I saw a poster back there with the tournament brackets...


[Jake glances down at Ryba]


Jake Matthews: Looks like you're gonna have your hands full this week with that Skater Boy, Kalie...
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Mike Ryba
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~Raises a brow at Jake~

"Skater 'boy'? You know somethin' I don't know Jake?
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Matthews
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[Jake shakes his head is complete disgust as he looks down at the floor]


Jake Matthews: Earlier... I was walking around backstage looking for Bombay right? Well, I wasn't paying attention and I opened a door... and there she was... BUCK ass nekked. She looked like a white etheopeon. At first, I thought I walked in on one of Nightmare's boyfriends... then I realized it was Kalie. I will forever be scared by that image... I swear to god though... I could swore she had a baby dick sticking out of her bush... either that or one of those HUGE external clits.


[Jake continues to stare at the floor, shaking his head]
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Mike Ryba
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~Ryba gets a frightened "WTF" look on his face as his eyes trail to the ground. He digs into his pockets quickly and pulls out another cigarette, lighting it as he stares endlessly at the floor~

"That...is just...no. I..oh god...the images. Are you sure? Maybe you had something in your eye?
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Matthews
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[Jake continues looking down at the floor, shaking his head]


Jake Matthews: Nah man... there was definently something there... and it moved a little... like... moved upwards... like a tiny little erection...


[Jake convulses a little, as if he might throw up]


Jake Matthews: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
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MichaelMercer
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Michael just stood there in silence; at that point, he was chewing fervently on his cigarette to get the bad taste of his own vomit from his mouth.
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Mike Ryba
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~Ryba stood there comatose, staring at the floor. The image running through his mind, with the word "Nub, Nub, Nub, Nub, Nub" echoing. Ryba shakes his head violently as he looks up~

"Where the fuck am I?"

~Ryba sees Mercer and Matthews and sighs out a bit~

"Swear to god I thought I was entrapped in my own visual world there. Anyway...the fuck? Are there ANY normal girls in this fed? At this point...my dick is hiding whenever I walk down the halls.."
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MichaelMercer
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"I got kicked in the crotch once by a woman here who has a signature move of rubbing her own diseased cunt in people's faces. Is that normal?"
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Mike Ryba
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"Well.."

~Ryba looks up a bit and thinks~

"Uhm..if it is diseased, then no. If it isn't well..

~Ryba squints as he looks up~

"...still no. What the fuck did we get ourselves contracted to?
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MichaelMercer
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"Yeah..."

At that point, Michael's cigarette was practically made up of nothing but ashes. Before he burned his face off, he took the smoke from his mouth and chucked it to the floor.

"...so. That sky. Talk about your blue."
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Mike Ryba
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"Yeah..very bluetiful. An-wait.."

~Ryba looks to Mercer with a questionable look on his face~

"Didn't you end up going to dinner with Latrisha?"

~Ryba points to him like the Evil Monkey from Family Guy~

"YOU FED IT!"
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MichaelMercer
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Michael stared at his friend like a deer in headlights. "...you think that was my check that I left at that place?!"
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