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Mike
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yea it matters since she said she will not tolerate that kind of jokes
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it should be "here iron this" its not as funny with "here, take my shirt and iron it"
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Mike
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i just translated what it said,it was a joke on croatian
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Funny. Yeah...
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*Extremely huge facedesk*.......................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH :o
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lucci85
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well, she simply comes some pages back and sees what you wrote monky...
anyway, that's the worst joke I ever heard...
Here's mine, but it's a blonde joke, so I'll make it under spoiler:
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Kerle
Nov 15 2009, 12:21 PM
*Extremely huge facedesk*.......................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH :o
what is it now >_>

what did say wrong this time >_>
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here my new site search
http://www.coolblondejokes.com/
and this is where Monky tookhis stupid joke
http://www.coolblondejokes.com/DumbJokes/
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cant wait to see EXSol's reaction on your post xD
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lucci85
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not to make Exsol furious, but here I found a strange joke, I didn't understand it(maybe it's english humour)
There was a blonde who was so dumb that she
a) locked herself in a restroom and wet her pants
b) got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
c) tripped over a cordless phone
d) tried to put m & m's in alphabetical order
Do you understand that?
I don't think it's funny...
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i understand it and its funny xD
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Kerle
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Funny. Yeah...
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Nov 15 2009, 12:22 PM
Kerle
Nov 15 2009, 12:21 PM
*Extremely huge facedesk*.......................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH :o
what is it now >_>

what did say wrong this time >_>
I think my brain is going to explode..............One more time then......... :o

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Changing kind of jokes....Police :D
Don't say this to a cop
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
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lol xDDDDDDDD

those are great ones
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Kerle
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lucci85
Nov 15 2009, 12:29 PM
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
This one was worth of a sneer......... :o
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YEAH I know, somebody else wants to try?
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A boy was riding his bicycle when he fell. From that day forward, his mother forbade him from eating oranges.
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OK you're really a good joker
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Mmhhhmmmmmhha................Yeah.......... :o
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that's like a spam, don't ya think?
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Aeon
Nov 15 2009, 12:33 PM
A boy was riding his bicycle when he fell. From that day forward, his mother forbade him from eating oranges.
wow,pretty good,i got it,not >_>
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Kerle
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Ok this one is going to be a bit gross..........So don't read it if you don't want to.........Like....Stuff.......... :o

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thats a little bit sick and kinda not a joke xD
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Kai
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lucci85
Nov 15 2009, 12:26 PM
not to make Exsol furious, but here I found a strange joke, I didn't understand it(maybe it's english humour)
There was a blonde who was so dumb that she
a) locked herself in a restroom and wet her pants
b) got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
c) tripped over a cordless phone
d) tried to put m & m's in alphabetical order
Do you understand that?
I don't think it's funny...
You need to understand it to find it funny. its like the first joke i said :/
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Nov 15 2009, 12:37 PM
Aeon
Nov 15 2009, 12:33 PM
A boy was riding his bicycle when he fell. From that day forward, his mother forbade him from eating oranges.
wow,pretty good,i got it,not >_>
You seriously have a problem understanding when things are supposed to make sense, and when they're just supposed to be stupid.
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Yonkou
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Nov 15 2009, 12:39 PM
thats a little bit sick and kinda not a joke xD
On the contrary, it's a joke..........And a funny one........... :o
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