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The Great Eggplant War
Topic Started: Apr 10 2014, 07:10 PM (156 Views)
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Canada's finest eggplant distributor.
Citizens of the Eggplant Empire of Canadian Eggplants were shocked as Rhuztovkia's armed forces, navy, and air force began to attack eggplant farms, eggplant factories, eggplant mines, along with Eggplant Inc, Eggplant Co, Eggplant LLC, Eggplants Inc, Eggplants Co, and Eggplants LLC headquarters, all completely unprovoked.

King Eggplant XXXVII declared war, dispatching eggplant troops to fight back. So far, both are at an equal match, but Eggplantians are warned to cut back on eggplants: they'll be needed for the war. Unfortunately, this means all we have left to eat are gross non-eggplant foods, which aren't even on the food chart, which consists of eggplants, eggs, and eggplants with other foods.

Eggplantian citizens are having different reactions. Some are happy. "While I don't like war, I have been meaning to go on a diet, so this makes it all the easier," Terri Bell Food, a local eggplantian reports. But Eg P. Lants, chairman of Eggplant, Inc, one of the nations largest companies worries, "This will affect everything! All of our core operations are based on eggplants!"

Government advisors say, "When the war is over, we will have double the territory to produce more eggplants." Eggplant Forces are making their way to defend Canadian Eggplants and what it represents.

So let us remind all you eggplantians out there: "From eggplant to sea!"
Proudly with an emoticon inspired by me! :eggplant:
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The DPL government condemns this despicable act by the Rhuztovkians, and furthermore, we would like to offer humanitarian aid, in the form of eggplants, to relieve the suffering of Eggplantian citizens currently deprived of eggplants. Our native eggplant species will not match the size or quality of your own varieties, but hopefully it will suffice until this war is ended.
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