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| Canadian Eggplants' Eggplant Bar; Get yer eggplants! | |
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| Topic Started: Feb 27 2014, 02:06 PM (906 Views) | |
| Eggplants | Feb 27 2014, 02:06 PM Post #1 |
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Welcome to the Canadian Eggplants Eggplant Bar! All eggplants are 100% Canadian!Menu: Classic Eggplants- Eggplants, Freshly Grown, eh! Eggs n' Eggplants- Eggplants with Eggs! Green Eggplants and Ham- Not at all inspired by Dr. Seuss! Mashed Eggplants- Gravy available as well! Blue Eggplants- These freaks of nature taste delicious. Banana Topped Eggplants- Because fruit and eggplants. Scrambled Eggplants- Also available: Sliced, diced, or spiced eggplants! Deluxe Eggplants- Extra Eggplants, and a secret ingredient! Egg sans plant- Because sometimes, eggplants are too much ![]() Moussaka-On request from Almonaster. Eggplant Soup- It's soup with Eggplants in it. That's all. Eggplant of the day- Special eggplants! New each day! Eggplant Ribs- Delicious, mouthwatering ribs from Eggplant cows. 100% natural. Eggplant Hot Dog- Hot dog with eggplant and whatever condiment you like. Eggplant Burger- Straight from American Eggplants. Beverages: Water- It's water. That's all there is to say about it. Eggplant Water- Water with Eggplants! Who needs lime? Eggplant Soda- It tastes good. Trust me. No refunds. Eggplant Mead- Yeah, we have it. Snacks: Eggplants n' Crackers- Available with apples and/or Peanut Butter as well. Eggplant Cookies- Just like chocolate chip, except everything is made of eggplant, purple, and there are no chips. Eggplant Donuts- Mouthwatering.
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| disposablepuppetland | Feb 27 2014, 03:10 PM Post #2 |
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Could I have an Eggplant soda please? |
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| Matilda Love | Feb 27 2014, 03:59 PM Post #3 |
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Deluxe eggplants with some of them sliced spiced eggplant please ![]() |
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| Eggplants | Feb 27 2014, 06:06 PM Post #4 |
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Here y'all go! *Serves up meals* |
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| disposablepuppetland | Mar 5 2014, 05:15 PM Post #5 |
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Thank you! It's delicious. |
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| Almonaster | Mar 5 2014, 06:08 PM Post #6 |
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Deluxe for me, please. Do you do moussaka? |
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| Stormaen | Mar 7 2014, 01:58 PM Post #7 |
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Blue eggplants, please!
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| Eggplants | Mar 7 2014, 06:52 PM Post #8 |
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*Serves up Deluxe and Blue eggplants* Yeah, the cooks are learning the recipe for moussaka. |
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| Lorelai County | Mar 7 2014, 09:43 PM Post #9 |
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I'd like a canadian eggplant. Long live the maple! Would you do that? |
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| Eggplants | Mar 8 2014, 04:20 PM Post #10 |
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You're in luck! That is the eggplant of the day! Long live Canada!
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| Matilda Love | Mar 8 2014, 05:18 PM Post #11 |
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May I please have a serve of the maple orange roasted eggplant too?
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| Almonaster | Mar 8 2014, 06:12 PM Post #12 |
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Oh I'll try some of that! Moussaka for the main, please. Thanks for setting that up. |
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| Lorelai County | Mar 8 2014, 11:27 PM Post #13 |
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How about we follow that with a round of "Melanzane al Cioccolato" as dessert. I think the menu starts to take shape. Need a good eggplant drink for it though. |
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| Boreal Tundra | Mar 9 2014, 06:49 PM Post #14 |
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Eggs and Eggplants, hold the eggplants, substitute bacon for the eggs and double the order please,...
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| Eggplants | Mar 10 2014, 06:16 PM Post #15 |
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![]() We don't serve Bacon. Only things that have the word "Egg" or "Plant" or "Eggplant" as an ingredient or in the name are allowed.
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| Lorelai County | Mar 10 2014, 07:57 PM Post #16 |
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Lucky BT. The laboratories of LC just grown it's first baconplant. It is started from an egg.
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| Almonaster | Mar 10 2014, 09:18 PM Post #17 |
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Do you have Lynda La Plante? |
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| Eggplants | Mar 11 2014, 06:15 PM Post #18 |
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I believe that isn't a food. |
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| Almonaster | Mar 11 2014, 06:18 PM Post #19 |
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There's no fooling you, is there!? |
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| Lorelai County | Mar 11 2014, 06:33 PM Post #20 |
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Unless we're cannibals
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Welcome to the Canadian Eggplants Eggplant Bar! All eggplants are 100% Canadian!

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