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Canadian Eggplants' Eggplant Bar; Get yer eggplants!
Topic Started: Feb 27 2014, 02:06 PM (900 Views)
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Canada's finest eggplant distributor.
:cananim: :eggplant: Welcome to the Canadian Eggplants Eggplant Bar! All eggplants are 100% Canadian!

Menu:
Classic Eggplants- Eggplants, Freshly Grown, eh!
Eggs n' Eggplants- Eggplants with Eggs!
Green Eggplants and Ham- Not at all inspired by Dr. Seuss!
Mashed Eggplants- Gravy available as well!
Blue Eggplants- These freaks of nature taste delicious.
Banana Topped Eggplants- Because fruit and eggplants.
Scrambled Eggplants- Also available: Sliced, diced, or spiced eggplants!
Deluxe Eggplants- Extra Eggplants, and a secret ingredient!
Egg sans plant- Because sometimes, eggplants are too much :o :blink:
Moussaka-On request from Almonaster.
Eggplant Soup- It's soup with Eggplants in it. That's all.
Eggplant of the day- Special eggplants! New each day!
Eggplant Ribs- Delicious, mouthwatering ribs from Eggplant cows. 100% natural.
Eggplant Hot Dog- Hot dog with eggplant and whatever condiment you like.
Eggplant Burger- Straight from American Eggplants.

Beverages:
Water- It's water. That's all there is to say about it.
Eggplant Water- Water with Eggplants! Who needs lime?
Eggplant Soda- It tastes good. Trust me. No refunds.
Eggplant Mead- Yeah, we have it.

Snacks:
Eggplants n' Crackers- Available with apples and/or Peanut Butter as well.
Eggplant Cookies- Just like chocolate chip, except everything is made of eggplant, purple, and there are no chips.
Eggplant Donuts- :drool: Mouthwatering.
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disposablepuppetland
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Could I have an Eggplant soda please?
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Matilda Love
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Deluxe eggplants with some of them sliced spiced eggplant please :D

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Here y'all go! *Serves up meals*
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disposablepuppetland
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Thank you! It's delicious.
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Almonaster
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Deluxe for me, please.


Do you do moussaka?
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Blue eggplants, please! :)
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*Serves up Deluxe and Blue eggplants*
Yeah, the cooks are learning the recipe for moussaka.
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Lorelai County
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I'd like a canadian eggplant. Long live the maple! Would you do that?
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Lorelai County,Mar 7 2014
09:43 PM
I'd like a canadian eggplant. Long live the maple! Would you do that?

You're in luck! That is the eggplant of the day! :cananim: Long live Canada!
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Matilda Love
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May I please have a serve of the maple orange roasted eggplant too? :drool:
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Almonaster
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Oh I'll try some of that!

Moussaka for the main, please. Thanks for setting that up.
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Lorelai County
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How about we follow that with a round of "Melanzane al Cioccolato" as dessert. I think the menu starts to take shape. Need a good eggplant drink for it though.
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Boreal Tundra
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Eggs and Eggplants, hold the eggplants, substitute bacon for the eggs and double the order please,... :angel:
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Boreal Tundra,Mar 9 2014
06:49 PM
Eggs and Eggplants, hold the eggplants, substitute bacon for the eggs and double the order please,...  :angel:

:huh: :o

We don't serve Bacon. Only things that have the word "Egg" or "Plant" or "Eggplant" as an ingredient or in the name are allowed. :P
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Lorelai County
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Lucky BT. The laboratories of LC just grown it's first baconplant. It is started from an egg. :P
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Do you have Lynda La Plante?
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Almonaster,Mar 10 2014
09:18 PM
Do you have Lynda La Plante?

I believe that isn't a food.
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Eggplants,Mar 12 2014
12:15 AM
Almonaster,Mar 10 2014
09:18 PM
Do you have Lynda La Plante?

I believe that isn't a food.

Unless we're cannibals :ebil:
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