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Corrupt a wish
Topic Started: Jan 9 2009, 05:07 PM (11,030 Views)
Saskatchewan Warriers
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The first person makes a positive wish, and the next person plays the role of the djinn granting the wish, and then turning it into a disaster. The second person then makes the next wish, and the cycle repeats itself.

Example:

1st Person: "I wish for world peace."

2nd Person: "Granted! All the peoples of the world lay down their weapons, get together to sing "Kumbaya," and have a bottle of coke. Freedom, peace, and happiness spreads to all nations.

Not long after, a gigantic asteroid smashes into Earth, causing the extinction of all humanity."

OK, let's do it!

I wish for eternal youth and immortality.
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Saskatchewan.... Flat - It's so flat!
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Ess
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You remain an invincible 7 month old, forever!


I wish I could retire, soon! :D
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The hippy chick is Canada's coolest! ~Fiddy
HappinEss ~Matilda
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Kyleslavia
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You retire, but suffer from chronic boredom.

I wish I was eating some vanilla pudding.
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Omnivorous
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You'll retire before the human race dies out :)


I wish for a cheese sandwich.
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Granted, it's a piece of cheese sandwiched between the thighs of a fat, hairy, biker.


I wish for more wishes!
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You get 40,000 wishes, but only in 2147.

I wish for tomato and herb risotto.
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jDELIGHT
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Yes, you may have some... after the Cambodian weasel is through "processing" it.

I wish for warm shoes

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"Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT
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Granted, your shoes are warm, but they're on my feet.


I wish NS2 had been more like I had hoped for.
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Fun is the only noise you should hear
*imagines before responding*

NS2 - now with 47% more Max Barry!


wishing for an mp3 player

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"Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT
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Mirahge
And you say I have problems!
Granted! You have recive an MP3, but all it has is Scream-o and you can't change it.

I wish for this smily :fonz: to go out with this smily :garpa:

"Life continues on, with...or without you" ~Locust Queen, Gears of War 2

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Granted, but they get bored because it's just like every other day in NS Canada. :P

I wish I could make a thread that people would post on. :P
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Mirahge
And you say I have problems!
Granted! But all the posts are spam!

I wish there was a planet called Fritzenberg.

"Life continues on, with...or without you" ~Locust Queen, Gears of War 2

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Granted, they're well aware of the other thread, they're just deliberately posting in this one to annoy you.

I wish I could play the piano.
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granted, but you must play it forever or your house will explode.


I wish that everyone had a horse.
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Jack Tarr
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kablooooie, everyone now has a horse and you must spend every waking moment cleaning their stalls.

I wish the greed gene was eliminated from our DNA.
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Mirahge
And you say I have problems!
Granted! It is now replaced with the demonic gene

I wish everyone would flush their toilets at once

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jDELIGHT
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Fun is the only noise you should hear
world's largest goldfish funeral
goldfish clog toilets
toilets overflow
miraghe cleans up the aftermath

wishing i could go out with friends tonight

A 21-Skwerl Salute for the Dizzy Twirling Hippy Chick!

"Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT
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Mirahge
And you say I have problems!
Granted! You go out with your friends to a bar, but then you have to drive them all home, and there all on the opposite sides of town!

I wish you'd all stop looking at me

"Life continues on, with...or without you" ~Locust Queen, Gears of War 2

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Granted, we all look the other way, but this does mean we all keep walking into you.

I wish I had more energy in the mornings.
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You do, but your legs are superglued to your bed.


I wish that I could buy a huge house.
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