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Warning: New Date Rape Drug
Topic Started: Dec 16 2008, 06:36 PM (107 Views)
Almonaster
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Be on the lookout! Police warn all male clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market, called "beer", is used by females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is found in liquid form, and is now available almost anywhere.

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened the night before...usually with a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship".

Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "golf courses" in the yellow pages.
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OMG thats so funny!

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jDELIGHT
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when i saw the topic title, my first thought was whatever happened to good ol' beer?

not that *i* would ever do such a thing, mind you.

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North Star State
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HAHA! :rofl:
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That why i don't drink...:P Much..;)
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Jack Tarr
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No drugs required here.

I'm EASY!! :giggle:
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katemmanza
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SHHHHH! dont tell my husband about the support groups! :ph43r:

The beer drug still works in my favour!
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Niongor
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Beer doesn't seem to work with me, I can have upwards of 15 bottles and it does nothing other than increase urinal visits. <_<

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jDELIGHT
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Must be drinking American beer. :P

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jDELIGHT,Dec 19 2008
11:25 AM
Must be drinking American beer. :P

Reminds me of the Python sketch at the Hollywood Bowl, where the guys from Australia compared American beer to "making love in a canoe". :P
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Pez201,Dec 19 2008
02:50 AM
jDELIGHT,Dec 19 2008
11:25 AM
Must be drinking American beer.  :P

Reminds me of the Python sketch at the Hollywood Bowl, where the guys from Australia compared American beer to "making love in a canoe". :P

:rofl:


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jDELIGHT
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my dad used to say that LOL


A 21-Skwerl Salute for the Dizzy Twirling Hippy Chick!

"Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT
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Niongor
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I don't get it :blink: :unsure:
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You have not lived! :o

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eE7Fe1cGLPk WARNING: May contain M. Python-esque rudeness. And that date rape drug Al's been going on about. [/on-topic] :hide:
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