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The Pubs of Parkplace; Pull up a chair, have a drink!
Topic Started: Jun 17 2007, 08:35 AM (21,711 Views)
Omnivorous
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I'm sure we could sculpt your stomach to feature a Japanese koi pond and straw reeds and a fountain of flavoured vodka...
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Omnivorous,Jul 7 2009
12:44 AM
Niongor,Jul 4 2009
11:57 AM
Jägerbomb pleez :D

*Start muttering with his back turned to the bar*

If you want me to serve you, you have some nerve; I ask, nay I demand an apology or I'll get the heavies.
*Phones Youngtung and some Soldiers come over*

What the hell you going on about and where's my jägerbombs? :blink:

No tip for you... :P
"There is no next time: it's now or never!"

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We really need to get Shay back to tending bar around here. I mean men are from mars and women are from Venus but Omni is obviously from a whole other place. :rofl:
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Nordrige for alltid!
I dont drink alcohol.

Thanks for watching my stand up show now my order: 4 lagers, a guiness, 2 doubles of whisky and a Norwegian akevitt please. All in the same glass if you like :)
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Jack Tarr,Jul 11 2009
05:02 PM
We really need to get Shay back to tending bar around here. I mean men are from mars and women are from Venus but Omni is obviously from a whole other place. :rofl:

I might get fired if I say the obvious :P


*Gets Nordrige a pitcher and weeps as he mixes the alcohols and relents and give Nio a bomb*
I need my tips for next year...
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Omnivorous,Jul 11 2009
03:50 PM
Jack Tarr,Jul 11 2009
05:02 PM
We really need to get Shay back to tending bar around here. I mean men are from mars and women are from Venus but Omni is obviously from a whole other place.  :rofl:

I might get fired if I say the obvious :P

I had thought about saying something there...
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A 21-Skwerl Salute for the Dizzy Twirling Hippy Chick!

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Straight arm drinks jägerbomb, writes Omni blank cheque from JT's bank account :)

There you go...
"There is no next time: it's now or never!"

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Just don't ask anyone with a violent streak to cash that Omni. Bouncy bouncy. :lol:
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I don't understand why you're paying Nio, the drinks are free and as far as I remember there was no till when I was hired :shrug:

You like your bombs so much I might as well make it on tap.
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Speaking of bombs, I have a funny story about my son and this bomb.
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Omni i have a song for you...I call it Omni

There's a port, on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors, pass the time away
And talk about their homes

And there's a boy in this harbor town
And he works layin' whiskey down
They say "Omni, fetch another round"
He serves them whiskey and wine

The sailors say "Omni, you're a fine boy" (you're a fine boy)
"What a good mate you would be" (such a fine boy)
"Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea"

Omni wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the North of Spain
A locket that bears the name
Of the gal that Omni loves

She came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But she made it clear she couldn't stay
No harbor was her home

The sailor said " Omni, you're a fine boy" (you're a fine boy)
"What a good mate you would be" (such a fine boy)
"But my life, my lover, my gentleman is the sea"

Yeah, Omni used to watch her eyes
When she told her sailor stories
He could feel the ocean foam rise
He saw its ragin' glory
But she had always told the truth, lord, she was an honest gal
And Omni does her best to understand

At night when the bars close down
Omni walks through a silent town
And loves a gal who's not around
He still can hear her say

He hears her say " Omni, you're a fine boy" (you're a fine boy )
"What a good mate you would be" (such a fine boy)
"But my life, my lover, my gentleman is the sea"

He hears her say " Omni, you're a fine boy" (you're a fine boy)
"What a good mate you would be" (such a fine boy)
"But my life, my lover, my gentleman is the sea"
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Thank you Fin, you've brought a tear to my eye :cry:
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Gives Fin a free bottle of whiskey! :rockon:
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Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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I can't believe FIN got rid of Brandy. She was sooo hawt. :wall:
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I haz brandy!

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The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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Well ain't you miss.Fancy Pants Parrrtay
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Omnivorous,Jul 15 2009
06:53 PM
I don't understand why you're paying Nio, the drinks are free and as far as I remember there was no till when I was hired :shrug:

You like your bombs so much I might as well make it on tap.

I'm not paying, I'm just giving away whatever else remains of JT's savings :P



Ek sal 'n Tuborg het, asseblief! :D
"There is no next time: it's now or never!"

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With all this stale air going on i think its time for everyone have a glass of whiskey and join me in singing good ole Irish Punk.

"If I ever leave this world alive
I'll thank for all the things you did in my life
If I ever leave this world alive
I'll come back down and sit beside your
feet tonight
Wherever I am you'll always be
More than just a memory
If I ever leave this world alive

If I ever leave this world alive
I'll take on all the sadness
That I left behind
If I ever leave this world alive
The madness that you feel will soon subside
So in a word don't shed a tear
I'll be here when it all gets weird
If I ever leave this world alive

So when in doubt just call my name
Just before you go insane
If I ever leave this world
Hey I may never leave this world
But if I ever leave this world alive

She says I'm okay; I'm alright,
Though you have gone from my life
You said that it would,
Now everything should be all right

She says I'm okay; I'm alright,
Though you have gone from my life
You said that it would,
Now everything should be all right
Yeah should be alright"
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Niongor,Jul 17 2009
04:57 AM
Omnivorous,Jul 15 2009
06:53 PM
I don't understand why you're paying Nio, the drinks are free and as far as I remember there was no till when I was hired :shrug:

You like your bombs so much I might as well make it on tap.

I'm not paying, I'm just giving away whatever else remains of JT's savings :P



Ek sal 'n Tuborg het, asseblief! :D

You silly man. Boat ownership and savings are NEVER used in the same sentence. :rofl:
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