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| The Pubs of Parkplace; Pull up a chair, have a drink! | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 17 2007, 08:35 AM (21,711 Views) | |
| Omnivorous | Jul 10 2009, 02:35 PM Post #1401 |
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The AntiEss
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I'm sure we could sculpt your stomach to feature a Japanese koi pond and straw reeds and a fountain of flavoured vodka... |
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| Niongor | Jul 11 2009, 06:15 AM Post #1402 |
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Giver of the *Hi-5*
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What the hell you going on about and where's my jägerbombs? No tip for you...
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"There is no next time: it's now or never!"
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| Jack Tarr | Jul 11 2009, 11:02 AM Post #1403 |
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Chief Twanger Plunker
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We really need to get Shay back to tending bar around here. I mean men are from mars and women are from Venus but Omni is obviously from a whole other place.
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| Nordrige | Jul 11 2009, 02:45 PM Post #1404 |
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Nordrige for alltid!
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I dont drink alcohol. Thanks for watching my stand up show now my order: 4 lagers, a guiness, 2 doubles of whisky and a Norwegian akevitt please. All in the same glass if you like
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Kongeriket Nordrige Canada's resident viking! ![]()
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| Omnivorous | Jul 11 2009, 05:50 PM Post #1405 |
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The AntiEss
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I might get fired if I say the obvious ![]() *Gets Nordrige a pitcher and weeps as he mixes the alcohols and relents and give Nio a bomb* I need my tips for next year... |
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| Cowland5 | Jul 11 2009, 07:34 PM Post #1406 |
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Baron de Pompous
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I had thought about saying something there... |
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| Fin | Jul 11 2009, 09:02 PM Post #1407 |
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Tilting Windmills
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Well we're all ears Cow my man |
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| Niongor | Jul 13 2009, 08:29 AM Post #1408 |
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Giver of the *Hi-5*
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Straight arm drinks jägerbomb, writes Omni blank cheque from JT's bank account ![]() There you go... |
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| Jack Tarr | Jul 13 2009, 12:42 PM Post #1409 |
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Just don't ask anyone with a violent streak to cash that Omni. Bouncy bouncy. :lol: |
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| Omnivorous | Jul 15 2009, 12:53 PM Post #1410 |
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The AntiEss
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I don't understand why you're paying Nio, the drinks are free and as far as I remember there was no till when I was hired ![]() You like your bombs so much I might as well make it on tap. |
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| Jack Tarr | Jul 15 2009, 03:40 PM Post #1411 |
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Chief Twanger Plunker
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Speaking of bombs, I have a funny story about my son and this bomb.
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| Fin | Jul 15 2009, 08:34 PM Post #1412 |
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Tilting Windmills
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Omni i have a song for you...I call it Omni There's a port, on a western bay And it serves a hundred ships a day Lonely sailors, pass the time away And talk about their homes And there's a boy in this harbor town And he works layin' whiskey down They say "Omni, fetch another round" He serves them whiskey and wine The sailors say "Omni, you're a fine boy" (you're a fine boy) "What a good mate you would be" (such a fine boy) "Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea" Omni wears a braided chain Made of finest silver from the North of Spain A locket that bears the name Of the gal that Omni loves She came on a summer's day Bringin' gifts from far away But she made it clear she couldn't stay No harbor was her home The sailor said " Omni, you're a fine boy" (you're a fine boy) "What a good mate you would be" (such a fine boy) "But my life, my lover, my gentleman is the sea" Yeah, Omni used to watch her eyes When she told her sailor stories He could feel the ocean foam rise He saw its ragin' glory But she had always told the truth, lord, she was an honest gal And Omni does her best to understand At night when the bars close down Omni walks through a silent town And loves a gal who's not around He still can hear her say He hears her say " Omni, you're a fine boy" (you're a fine boy ) "What a good mate you would be" (such a fine boy) "But my life, my lover, my gentleman is the sea" He hears her say " Omni, you're a fine boy" (you're a fine boy) "What a good mate you would be" (such a fine boy) "But my life, my lover, my gentleman is the sea" |
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| Omnivorous | Jul 15 2009, 08:45 PM Post #1413 |
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The AntiEss
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Thank you Fin, you've brought a tear to my eye
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| ParrrrTay | Jul 16 2009, 12:27 PM Post #1414 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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Gives Fin a free bottle of whiskey!
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Jack Tarr | Jul 16 2009, 12:29 PM Post #1415 |
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I can't believe FIN got rid of Brandy. She was sooo hawt.
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| ParrrrTay | Jul 16 2009, 07:48 PM Post #1416 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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I haz brandy!
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Fin | Jul 16 2009, 10:30 PM Post #1417 |
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Tilting Windmills
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Well ain't you miss.Fancy Pants Parrrtay |
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| Niongor | Jul 17 2009, 04:57 AM Post #1418 |
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Giver of the *Hi-5*
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I'm not paying, I'm just giving away whatever else remains of JT's savings ![]() Ek sal 'n Tuborg het, asseblief!
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| Fin | Jul 24 2009, 02:42 PM Post #1419 |
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Tilting Windmills
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With all this stale air going on i think its time for everyone have a glass of whiskey and join me in singing good ole Irish Punk. "If I ever leave this world alive I'll thank for all the things you did in my life If I ever leave this world alive I'll come back down and sit beside your feet tonight Wherever I am you'll always be More than just a memory If I ever leave this world alive If I ever leave this world alive I'll take on all the sadness That I left behind If I ever leave this world alive The madness that you feel will soon subside So in a word don't shed a tear I'll be here when it all gets weird If I ever leave this world alive So when in doubt just call my name Just before you go insane If I ever leave this world Hey I may never leave this world But if I ever leave this world alive She says I'm okay; I'm alright, Though you have gone from my life You said that it would, Now everything should be all right She says I'm okay; I'm alright, Though you have gone from my life You said that it would, Now everything should be all right Yeah should be alright" |
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| Jack Tarr | Jul 24 2009, 02:51 PM Post #1420 |
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You silly man. Boat ownership and savings are NEVER used in the same sentence.
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