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The Pubs of Parkplace; Pull up a chair, have a drink!
Topic Started: Jun 17 2007, 08:35 AM (21,754 Views)
Fin
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I can beat that Mir. I can eat 50 eggs.

*Fin starts cramming boiled eggs in his mouth*
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Fin
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*This Happened Before Fin Began Eating His 50 Eggs*

And this is JT’s whiskey

*looks at the bottle in his hand*

No wonder it tasted better then usual

*He starts drinking from the bottle of JT’s whiskey*


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*Looks at FIN and starts to chuckle.*

Good luck with that laddie. That bottle is loaded with Tegaserod and Castor Oil. :rofl:

Grabs the mike and sings.

In Heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.

In Heaven there is no wine
So we drink till we feel fine
And when we leave this all behind
Our friends will be drinking all the wine.

In Heaven there is no fear
So we worry too much here
And we drink ourselves full of beer
To help us when we deal with the fear.

In Heaven there are no drugs
That's why we hang with thugs
And when the Lord pulls the plug
All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah.

Thugs and drugs
Beer...

In Heaven there is no sex
So let's do that next
And when our muscles no longer flex
Someone else will be having sex.

In Heaven there are no wars
Or cars, or movie stars
And when we no longer are
The world will probably still be having wars.

What the heck! Yeah!

Sex and war,
Bars and cars.
Drugs, thugs,
And delicious food.
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Mirahge
And you say I have problems!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

:band: *Plays 'Rockstar' by Nickleback*

"Life continues on, with...or without you" ~Locust Queen, Gears of War 2

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Great I have to take a major dump, thank you very much JT, and now Mir is playing Nickleback. What else can go wrong?

*The bad smell from the bathroom disperses into the pub and people can hear farts 12 miles away*
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...just a girl in the world.
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*Hazmat arrives* :P

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Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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Mirahge
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I shall take RO's place until he come's back.

:band: *Plays 'Kids of the Future' by The Jonas Brothers*

"Life continues on, with...or without you" ~Locust Queen, Gears of War 2

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Pvt Damain Horton - On the Front
Lance Dersan - Cops
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Fin
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*Fin comes back from his adventure with the HAZMAT folks*

Jungalunga it was horrible. They drew blood from my head and made me run in a hamster wheel.

*Fin covers his ears*

What in blazes is this racket? Must drawn out music with QUEEN

*Fin takes out a guitar from under his poncho and plays Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now”*
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Mirahge
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Attention! World Domination is now Locked. If you want it unlocked:

A: Start a Poll. If i see the Majority wants it opened again, i will

B: PM me, if i get enough PM's, i'll unlock it.

:band: *Plays 'We are the Champions' by Queen*

"Life continues on, with...or without you" ~Locust Queen, Gears of War 2

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James Redmen - 28 days later
Pvt Damain Horton - On the Front
Lance Dersan - Cops
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*stares at Mir, then gestures for the guitar*

I'm back now. Thanks for the help. You're welcome to jam with me and the Eighth Notes anytime.

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Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Summer '07-Spring '08
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Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band)

"You can't look dignified when you're having fun."


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Fin
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Park, I think I deserve a free bottle of whiskey since I’ve been named in Al’s Draft Ambassadors report for basically being the most annoying….HAHA I win
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:eyebrow: That's not what I said at all!


Whiskey sounds good, though. I'll have an Ardbeg please, Shay.
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I'm in ur detailz likin' ur sinz. :evil:
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I know Al, was just kidding but here have a drink with me

*Pours Al a glass and hands it to him*

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Slainte!

* Raises his glass *

Here's tae us
Wha's like us?
Guy few - an' they're a' deid!


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cause what are we but Archers trying to shoot down the stars
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*Fin slowly gets up and meanders to the juke box. He puts some money in the juke box, selects 99 red balloons (German Version)*

Yeah I love lively songs about nuclear winter

*Fin begins to dance*
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Mirahge
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I was mentioned in the Ambassadors report, so free whisky for me!

"Life continues on, with...or without you" ~Locust Queen, Gears of War 2

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Pvt Damain Horton - On the Front
Lance Dersan - Cops
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I'm a rambler, I'm a gambler,
I'm a long way from home;
And if you don't like me,
Just leave me alone.

I'll eat when I'm hungry,
I'll drink when l'm dry,
If the hard times don't kill me,
I'll live till I die.

Rye whisky, rye whisky,
Rye whisky, I cry,
If you don't give me rye whisky,
I surely will die.

For work I'm too lazy,
Investment's too slow
Train robbin's too risky,
It's gamblin' I'll go.

I'll tune up my fiddle,
And I 'll rosin my bow,
I'll make myself welcome,
Wherever I go.

Beefsteak when l'm hungry,
Rye Whiskey when I'm dry
Greenbacks when I'm hard up,
And religion when I die.

They say I drink whisky,
My money's my own;
All them that don't like me,
Can leave me alone.

Sometimes I drink whisky,
Sometimes I drink rum,
Sometimes I drink brandy,
At other times none.

But if I get boozy,
My whisky's my own,
And them that don't like me,
Can leave me alone.

Jack o' diamonds, jack o' diamonds,
I know you of old,
You've robbed my poor pockets
Of silver and gold.

Oh, whisky, you villain,
You've been my downfall,
You've kicked me, you've cuffed me,
But I love you for all.

If the ocean was whisky,
And I was a duck,
I'd dive to the bottom
To get one sweet suck.
But the ocean ain't whisky
And I ain't a duck,
So I'll play Jack of Diamonds
And trust to my luck.

My foot's in my stirrup,
My bridle's in my hand,
I'm leaving sweet Lillie,
The fairest in the land.

Her parents don't like me,
They say l'm too poor;
They say I'm unworthy
To enter her door.

Sweet milk when l'm hungry,
Rye whisky when l'm dry,
If a tree don't fall on me,
I'll live till I die.

I'll buy my own whisky,
I'll make my own stew,
If I get drunk, madam,
It's nothing to you.

I'll drink my own whisky,
I'll drink my own wine,
Some ten thousand bottles
I've killed in my time.

I've no wife to quarrel
No babies to bawl;
The best way of living
Is no wife at all.

Way up on Clinch Mountain
I wander alone,
I'm as drunk as the devil,
Oh, let me alone.

You may boast of your knowledge
An' brag of your sense,
'Twill all be forgotten
A hundred years hence.

In my little log cabin,
Ever since I been born,
Dere ain't been no nothin' -
'Cept dat hard salt, parched corn.

But I know whar's a henhouse,
De turkey he charve;
An, if ol' Massa don' kill me
I cain't never starve.

Rye whisky, rye whisky,
You're no friend to me;
You killed my poor daddy,
Goddamn you, try me.
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Mirahge
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Let have my free whisky!

"Life continues on, with...or without you" ~Locust Queen, Gears of War 2

RP Charecters:
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Pvt Damain Horton - On the Front
Lance Dersan - Cops
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Fin
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No, let me have Mir’s free whisky because I was mention twice in the report
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