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| The Pubs of Parkplace; Pull up a chair, have a drink! | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 17 2007, 08:35 AM (21,754 Views) | |
| Fin | Feb 17 2008, 10:35 PM Post #541 |
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I can beat that Mir. I can eat 50 eggs. *Fin starts cramming boiled eggs in his mouth* |
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| Fin | Feb 17 2008, 10:38 PM Post #542 |
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*This Happened Before Fin Began Eating His 50 Eggs* And this is JT’s whiskey *looks at the bottle in his hand* No wonder it tasted better then usual *He starts drinking from the bottle of JT’s whiskey* |
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| Jack Tarr | Feb 18 2008, 01:51 PM Post #543 |
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*Looks at FIN and starts to chuckle.* Good luck with that laddie. That bottle is loaded with Tegaserod and Castor Oil. Grabs the mike and sings. In Heaven there is no beer That's why we drink it here And when we're all gone from here Our friends will be drinking all the beer. In Heaven there is no wine So we drink till we feel fine And when we leave this all behind Our friends will be drinking all the wine. In Heaven there is no fear So we worry too much here And we drink ourselves full of beer To help us when we deal with the fear. In Heaven there are no drugs That's why we hang with thugs And when the Lord pulls the plug All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah. Thugs and drugs Beer... In Heaven there is no sex So let's do that next And when our muscles no longer flex Someone else will be having sex. In Heaven there are no wars Or cars, or movie stars And when we no longer are The world will probably still be having wars. What the heck! Yeah! Sex and war, Bars and cars. Drugs, thugs, And delicious food. |
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| Mirahge | Feb 18 2008, 03:23 PM Post #544 |
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And you say I have problems!
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*Plays 'Rockstar' by Nickleback*
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"Life continues on, with...or without you" ~Locust Queen, Gears of War 2 RP Charecters: James Redmen - 28 days later Pvt Damain Horton - On the Front Lance Dersan - Cops | |
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| Fin | Feb 18 2008, 03:36 PM Post #545 |
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Great I have to take a major dump, thank you very much JT, and now Mir is playing Nickleback. What else can go wrong? *The bad smell from the bathroom disperses into the pub and people can hear farts 12 miles away* |
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| ParrrrTay | Feb 18 2008, 05:12 PM Post #546 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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*Hazmat arrives* *ParrrrTay waves 'bye bye' as they carry Fin off. |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Mirahge | Feb 18 2008, 05:56 PM Post #547 |
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And you say I have problems!
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I shall take RO's place until he come's back. *Plays 'Kids of the Future' by The Jonas Brothers*
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"Life continues on, with...or without you" ~Locust Queen, Gears of War 2 RP Charecters: James Redmen - 28 days later Pvt Damain Horton - On the Front Lance Dersan - Cops | |
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| Fin | Feb 18 2008, 06:42 PM Post #548 |
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*Fin comes back from his adventure with the HAZMAT folks* Jungalunga it was horrible. They drew blood from my head and made me run in a hamster wheel. *Fin covers his ears* What in blazes is this racket? Must drawn out music with QUEEN *Fin takes out a guitar from under his poncho and plays Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now”* |
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| Mirahge | Feb 18 2008, 06:47 PM Post #549 |
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And you say I have problems!
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Attention! World Domination is now Locked. If you want it unlocked: A: Start a Poll. If i see the Majority wants it opened again, i will B: PM me, if i get enough PM's, i'll unlock it. *Plays 'We are the Champions' by Queen*
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"Life continues on, with...or without you" ~Locust Queen, Gears of War 2 RP Charecters: James Redmen - 28 days later Pvt Damain Horton - On the Front Lance Dersan - Cops | |
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| Rock-Onia | Feb 18 2008, 11:10 PM Post #550 |
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*stares at Mir, then gestures for the guitar* I'm back now. Thanks for the help. You're welcome to jam with me and the Eighth Notes anytime. * plays "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister*
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Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Summer '07-Spring '08 Proud Battle Rifle wielding member of the He Man Woman Hater Club Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band) "You can't look dignified when you're having fun." | |
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| Fin | Feb 19 2008, 06:50 PM Post #551 |
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Park, I think I deserve a free bottle of whiskey since I’ve been named in Al’s Draft Ambassadors report for basically being the most annoying….HAHA I win |
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| Almonaster | Feb 19 2008, 07:04 PM Post #552 |
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That's not what I said at all!Whiskey sounds good, though. I'll have an Ardbeg please, Shay. |
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You use a mirror to see your face. You use works of art to see your soul. ~ G. B. Shaw Visit Al's FractAl Gallery I'm in ur detailz likin' ur sinz.
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| Fin | Feb 19 2008, 07:09 PM Post #553 |
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I know Al, was just kidding but here have a drink with me *Pours Al a glass and hands it to him* |
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| Almonaster | Feb 19 2008, 07:12 PM Post #554 |
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Slainte! * Raises his glass * Here's tae us Wha's like us? Guy few - an' they're a' deid! |
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You use a mirror to see your face. You use works of art to see your soul. ~ G. B. Shaw Visit Al's FractAl Gallery I'm in ur detailz likin' ur sinz.
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| Fin | Feb 19 2008, 07:14 PM Post #555 |
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cause what are we but Archers trying to shoot down the stars |
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| Fin | Feb 19 2008, 10:29 PM Post #556 |
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*Fin slowly gets up and meanders to the juke box. He puts some money in the juke box, selects 99 red balloons (German Version)* Yeah I love lively songs about nuclear winter *Fin begins to dance* |
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| Mirahge | Feb 19 2008, 11:52 PM Post #557 |
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And you say I have problems!
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I was mentioned in the Ambassadors report, so free whisky for me! |
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"Life continues on, with...or without you" ~Locust Queen, Gears of War 2 RP Charecters: James Redmen - 28 days later Pvt Damain Horton - On the Front Lance Dersan - Cops | |
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| Jack Tarr | Feb 20 2008, 01:03 PM Post #558 |
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I'm a rambler, I'm a gambler, I'm a long way from home; And if you don't like me, Just leave me alone. I'll eat when I'm hungry, I'll drink when l'm dry, If the hard times don't kill me, I'll live till I die. Rye whisky, rye whisky, Rye whisky, I cry, If you don't give me rye whisky, I surely will die. For work I'm too lazy, Investment's too slow Train robbin's too risky, It's gamblin' I'll go. I'll tune up my fiddle, And I 'll rosin my bow, I'll make myself welcome, Wherever I go. Beefsteak when l'm hungry, Rye Whiskey when I'm dry Greenbacks when I'm hard up, And religion when I die. They say I drink whisky, My money's my own; All them that don't like me, Can leave me alone. Sometimes I drink whisky, Sometimes I drink rum, Sometimes I drink brandy, At other times none. But if I get boozy, My whisky's my own, And them that don't like me, Can leave me alone. Jack o' diamonds, jack o' diamonds, I know you of old, You've robbed my poor pockets Of silver and gold. Oh, whisky, you villain, You've been my downfall, You've kicked me, you've cuffed me, But I love you for all. If the ocean was whisky, And I was a duck, I'd dive to the bottom To get one sweet suck. But the ocean ain't whisky And I ain't a duck, So I'll play Jack of Diamonds And trust to my luck. My foot's in my stirrup, My bridle's in my hand, I'm leaving sweet Lillie, The fairest in the land. Her parents don't like me, They say l'm too poor; They say I'm unworthy To enter her door. Sweet milk when l'm hungry, Rye whisky when l'm dry, If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I die. I'll buy my own whisky, I'll make my own stew, If I get drunk, madam, It's nothing to you. I'll drink my own whisky, I'll drink my own wine, Some ten thousand bottles I've killed in my time. I've no wife to quarrel No babies to bawl; The best way of living Is no wife at all. Way up on Clinch Mountain I wander alone, I'm as drunk as the devil, Oh, let me alone. You may boast of your knowledge An' brag of your sense, 'Twill all be forgotten A hundred years hence. In my little log cabin, Ever since I been born, Dere ain't been no nothin' - 'Cept dat hard salt, parched corn. But I know whar's a henhouse, De turkey he charve; An, if ol' Massa don' kill me I cain't never starve. Rye whisky, rye whisky, You're no friend to me; You killed my poor daddy, Goddamn you, try me.
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| Mirahge | Feb 20 2008, 06:07 PM Post #559 |
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Let have my free whisky! |
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"Life continues on, with...or without you" ~Locust Queen, Gears of War 2 RP Charecters: James Redmen - 28 days later Pvt Damain Horton - On the Front Lance Dersan - Cops | |
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| Fin | Feb 21 2008, 02:18 PM Post #560 |
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No, let me have Mir’s free whisky because I was mention twice in the report |
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*Plays 'Rockstar' by Nickleback*

That's not what I said at all!

7:41 PM Jul 10