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| The Pubs of Parkplace; Pull up a chair, have a drink! | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 17 2007, 08:35 AM (21,654 Views) | |
| Shelter from the Storm | Sep 18 2013, 07:03 AM Post #2541 |
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Mayor of Taco Island
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Why does this sound kinky? * drinks his expensive single malt, for which he conveniently forgot to add payment into the honesty jar. * |
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| Stormaen | Sep 19 2013, 09:54 AM Post #2542 |
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Sir Storm of the Order of the Maple Leaf
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There was a breeze up me kilt. I had to check what was blue and what was new... |
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Speaker of the House of Commons "Every joke is a tiny revolution." – George Orwell
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| Shelter from the Storm | Sep 19 2013, 10:41 AM Post #2543 |
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Was there anything old or borrowed? |
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| Stormaen | Sep 19 2013, 01:20 PM Post #2544 |
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Maybe the hand that was doing the checking out... |
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| laughterandsunshine | Sep 19 2013, 10:34 PM Post #2545 |
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Keeper of calm.
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*Pours Rum Chata on ice and deposits cash in jar* |
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| Omnivorous | Sep 20 2013, 07:01 PM Post #2546 |
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Drinks are on me! Don't spill any of them though, this skirt is expensive. |
# of points: -2Department of Immigration Member
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| Stormaen | Sep 21 2013, 10:25 AM Post #2547 |
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*Dutifully lifts drink off Omni, carefully brushing off the leg hair.* |
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| Almonaster | Sep 21 2013, 11:04 AM Post #2548 |
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Cheers, Omni! Nice outfit. |
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You use a mirror to see your face. You use works of art to see your soul. ~ G. B. Shaw Visit Al's FractAl Gallery I'm in ur detailz likin' ur sinz.
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| Stormaen | Sep 22 2013, 04:12 AM Post #2549 |
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This armour makes drinking a little clunky... |
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| Omnivorous | Sep 22 2013, 06:05 PM Post #2550 |
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Can you bend your elbow enough to bring pint to lips? |
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| Almonaster | Sep 22 2013, 07:07 PM Post #2551 |
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If not, he'll just have to lap it up. Semper Fido! |
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| Shelter from the Storm | Sep 22 2013, 09:16 PM Post #2552 |
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Yay for United States Marine dogs.
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| Matilda Love | Sep 23 2013, 07:45 AM Post #2553 |
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Bowl of water for me thanks
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| Stormaen | Sep 24 2013, 09:42 AM Post #2554 |
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Seems I've been let off the leash... |
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| Omnivorous | Sep 25 2013, 07:36 AM Post #2555 |
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No dogs please. Unless they are guide dogs or dressed in tuxedos.
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| Matilda Love | Sep 25 2013, 07:56 AM Post #2556 |
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What about Mittens?*nudges something black and bushy under the table* |
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| Omnivorous | Sep 25 2013, 11:43 AM Post #2557 |
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Mittens are a suitable replacement for tuxedos. Aw, look how funny they walk! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW-pQCjvJd8 |
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| Stormaen | Sep 26 2013, 12:43 PM Post #2558 |
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He is a guide dog. A religious guide dog! He guides me on dogma. |
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| Almonaster | Sep 26 2013, 08:27 PM Post #2559 |
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The dog collar seems appropriate, then. |
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| Matilda Love | Sep 29 2013, 03:29 PM Post #2560 |
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Not sure I'm ready for absolution yet
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points: -2


What about Mittens?
7:39 PM Jul 10