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| GARPA; The Granite And Rolling Pins Association | |
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| Topic Started: May 24 2007, 09:55 PM (4,165 Views) | |
| Lady Sammi | Sep 14 2007, 11:27 PM Post #101 |
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*as all of the sudden, the banjo player morphs into a sexy hot guy who turns into our bartender*
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| Almonaster | Sep 15 2007, 09:07 AM Post #102 |
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Ah! I see you've discovered the joys of alcohol, KD! |
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You use a mirror to see your face. You use works of art to see your soul. ~ G. B. Shaw Visit Al's FractAl Gallery I'm in ur detailz likin' ur sinz.
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| Lady Sammi | Sep 15 2007, 10:38 AM Post #103 |
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No, the alcohol is for the other girls, he brings me virgin strawberry margaritas! |
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| Omnivorous | Sep 15 2007, 03:14 PM Post #104 |
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The AntiEss
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Didn't know strawberries could do that kind of stuff... Thanks girls for your endeavours in science! |
# of points: -2Department of Immigration Member
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| Jack Tarr | Sep 16 2007, 01:24 PM Post #105 |
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Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! A bar!!!!! How quaint!! *Starts singing.* Have a tequila, have a tequila, have a tequila, just like before. :lol: |
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| Rock-Onia | Sep 16 2007, 04:18 PM Post #106 |
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Stanley Cup Champ
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OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... 1, 2, 3, 4!!!!! "WHAT'S MALT AND IT'S LIQUOR, WHAT GET'S YOU DRUNKER QUICKER, WHAT COMES IN BOTTLES OR A CAN?!!" "BEER!!!!!"
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Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Summer '07-Spring '08 Proud Battle Rifle wielding member of the He Man Woman Hater Club Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band) "You can't look dignified when you're having fun." | |
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| Omnivorous | Sep 16 2007, 04:23 PM Post #107 |
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The AntiEss
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Is you drunker quicker? ![]() I was going to say tomato puree :rolleyes: |
# of points: -2Department of Immigration Member
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| Rock-Onia | Sep 16 2007, 04:32 PM Post #108 |
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Stanley Cup Champ
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:lol: *drops to hands and knees, and crawls out into gutter, and continues drinking until my liver disintigrates* |
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Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Summer '07-Spring '08 Proud Battle Rifle wielding member of the He Man Woman Hater Club Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band) "You can't look dignified when you're having fun." | |
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| ParrrrTay | Sep 16 2007, 06:57 PM Post #109 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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*winks at the new bartender* Hi, how you doin'? |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Rock-Onia | Sep 16 2007, 08:11 PM Post #110 |
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Stanley Cup Champ
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*bartender says, still retaining his thick, southern banjo pickin' accent: "Jus' fine, how youu doin', purty lady. You so fine, I'm a gonna treat choo like a prize winnin' hawg!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!! HOOO-WEEE!!! GIT-R-DONE!!!"* |
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Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Summer '07-Spring '08 Proud Battle Rifle wielding member of the He Man Woman Hater Club Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band) "You can't look dignified when you're having fun." | |
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| Jack Tarr | Sep 17 2007, 03:54 PM Post #111 |
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ZOMG!! Its Larry!!! |
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| Rock-Onia | Sep 17 2007, 05:31 PM Post #112 |
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Stanley Cup Champ
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"GIT-R-DONE!!!!!"
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Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Summer '07-Spring '08 Proud Battle Rifle wielding member of the He Man Woman Hater Club Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band) "You can't look dignified when you're having fun." | |
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| Omnivorous | Sep 18 2007, 01:21 PM Post #113 |
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The AntiEss
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Larry, did you come in your monster truck? (First of all I thought it was Forrest Gump :P) |
# of points: -2Department of Immigration Member
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| Lady Sammi | Sep 18 2007, 04:13 PM Post #114 |
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MVP
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Ok, so maybe he needs to be housetrained. |
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| Rock-Onia | Sep 18 2007, 04:52 PM Post #115 |
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Stanley Cup Champ
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"Now I'll tell you what, a'int nuthin' better 'n' a nice, American built monster truck. That thing has more gas than Rosie O' Donnell after a Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's. YIPPER DIPPER RIPPER STRIPPER!!!! I mean, GIT-R-DONE!!!!!"
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Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Summer '07-Spring '08 Proud Battle Rifle wielding member of the He Man Woman Hater Club Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band) "You can't look dignified when you're having fun." | |
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| jDELIGHT | Sep 18 2007, 10:15 PM Post #116 |
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Fun is the only noise you should hear
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*Drinks 'til she can't hear RO anymore* |
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A 21-Skwerl Salute for the Dizzy Twirling Hippy Chick! "Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT | |
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| Jack Tarr | Sep 18 2007, 10:16 PM Post #117 |
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*Rushes JD to the hospital with severe alcohol poisoning.* |
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| jDELIGHT | Sep 18 2007, 10:17 PM Post #118 |
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Fun is the only noise you should hear
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*wakes up laughing* |
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A 21-Skwerl Salute for the Dizzy Twirling Hippy Chick! "Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT | |
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| Jack Tarr | Sep 19 2007, 01:45 PM Post #119 |
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*Dons a lab coat and a stethescope.* I'm here for what ails yuh.
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| ParrrrTay | Feb 13 2008, 08:35 PM Post #120 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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I suggest we send Ess!
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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