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GARPA; The Granite And Rolling Pins Association
Topic Started: May 24 2007, 09:55 PM (4,165 Views)
Lady Sammi
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*as all of the sudden, the banjo player morphs into a sexy hot guy who turns into our bartender* :B)
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Almonaster
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Ah! I see you've discovered the joys of alcohol, KD!

You use a mirror to see your face. You use works of art to see your soul. ~ G. B. Shaw

Visit Al's FractAl Gallery

I'm in ur detailz likin' ur sinz. :evil:
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Lady Sammi
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No, the alcohol is for the other girls, he brings me virgin strawberry margaritas!
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Omnivorous
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Didn't know strawberries could do that kind of stuff... Thanks girls for your endeavours in science!
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Jack Tarr
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Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! A bar!!!!!

How quaint!!

*Starts singing.*

Have a tequila, have a tequila, have a tequila, just like before. :lol:
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Rock-Onia
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OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... 1, 2, 3, 4!!!!!

"WHAT'S MALT AND IT'S LIQUOR,
WHAT GET'S YOU DRUNKER QUICKER,
WHAT COMES IN BOTTLES OR A CAN?!!"

"BEER!!!!!"
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Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band)

"You can't look dignified when you're having fun."


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Rock-Onia,Sep 16 2007
10:18 PM
"WHAT'S MALT AND IT'S LIQUOR,
WHAT GET'S YOU DRUNKER QUICKER,
WHAT COMES IN BOTTLES OR A CAN?!!"

"BEER!!!!!"

Is you drunker quicker? :huh:

I was going to say tomato puree :rolleyes:
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Rock-Onia
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:lol:

*drops to hands and knees, and crawls out into gutter, and continues drinking until my liver disintigrates*
Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Summer '07-Spring '08
Proud Battle Rifle wielding member of the He Man Woman Hater Club
Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band)

"You can't look dignified when you're having fun."


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ParrrrTay
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...just a girl in the world.
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*winks at the new bartender* ;)

Hi, how you doin'?
The Pubs of Parkplace
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Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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Rock-Onia
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*bartender says, still retaining his thick, southern banjo pickin' accent: "Jus' fine, how youu doin', purty lady. You so fine, I'm a gonna treat choo like a prize winnin' hawg!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!! HOOO-WEEE!!! GIT-R-DONE!!!"*
Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Summer '07-Spring '08
Proud Battle Rifle wielding member of the He Man Woman Hater Club
Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band)

"You can't look dignified when you're having fun."


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Jack Tarr
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ZOMG!! Its Larry!!!
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Rock-Onia
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"GIT-R-DONE!!!!!"


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Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band)

"You can't look dignified when you're having fun."


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Omnivorous
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Larry, did you come in your monster truck?



(First of all I thought it was Forrest Gump :P)
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Rock-Onia,Sep 16 2007
06:11 PM
*bartender says, still retaining his thick, southern banjo pickin' accent: "Jus' fine, how youu doin', purty lady. You so fine, I'm a gonna treat choo like a prize winnin' hawg!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!! HOOO-WEEE!!! GIT-R-DONE!!!"*

Ok, so maybe he needs to be housetrained.
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Rock-Onia
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06:21 PM
Larry, did you come in your monster truck?

"Now I'll tell you what, a'int nuthin' better 'n' a nice, American built monster truck. That thing has more gas than Rosie O' Donnell after a Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's.

YIPPER DIPPER RIPPER STRIPPER!!!!

I mean,

GIT-R-DONE!!!!!"

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Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band)

"You can't look dignified when you're having fun."


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jDELIGHT
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Fun is the only noise you should hear
*Drinks 'til she can't hear RO anymore*





A 21-Skwerl Salute for the Dizzy Twirling Hippy Chick!

"Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT
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Jack Tarr
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*Rushes JD to the hospital with severe alcohol poisoning.*
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jDELIGHT
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Fun is the only noise you should hear
*wakes up laughing*

A 21-Skwerl Salute for the Dizzy Twirling Hippy Chick!

"Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT
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Jack Tarr
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*Dons a lab coat and a stethescope.*

I'm here for what ails yuh. ;)
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ParrrrTay
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a representative of GARPA will be allowed to sit on the council of the CPPO during the next council meeting.


I suggest we send Ess! ;)
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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