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| GARPA; The Granite And Rolling Pins Association | |
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| Topic Started: May 24 2007, 09:55 PM (4,152 Views) | |
| laughterandsunshine | Feb 25 2013, 10:25 PM Post #341 |
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Keeper of calm.
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*Shines a spotlight on Stormaen*
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Forever in my heart: JT & ESS GARPA MEMBER *Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. *Reality can be beaten with enough imagination. *Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature. | |
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| Stormaen | Feb 27 2013, 10:18 AM Post #342 |
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Sir Storm of the Order of the Maple Leaf
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Speaker of the House of Commons "Every joke is a tiny revolution." – George Orwell
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| Shelter from the Storm | Mar 2 2013, 05:31 AM Post #343 |
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Mayor of Taco Island
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You can hide but you can't run... |
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| Stormaen | Mar 2 2013, 09:47 AM Post #344 |
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Sir Storm of the Order of the Maple Leaf
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I shall hide where they will never look... THE MAN DRAW! ![]()
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Speaker of the House of Commons "Every joke is a tiny revolution." – George Orwell
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| ParrrrTay | Mar 3 2013, 11:59 AM Post #345 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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*empties man drawer and runs for my life!*
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Omnivorous | Mar 3 2013, 03:00 PM Post #346 |
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The AntiEss
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I think that is what is called a 'tidy mess'. *Sticks Shay's thumb to her index finger* |
# of points: -2Department of Immigration Member
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| Stormaen | Mar 3 2013, 04:49 PM Post #347 |
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Sir Storm of the Order of the Maple Leaf
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*Throws superglue under Shay's foot, sticking her down.* |
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Speaker of the House of Commons "Every joke is a tiny revolution." – George Orwell
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| ParrrrTay | Mar 9 2013, 09:04 AM Post #348 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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*Whips out the Acetone and stashes it in the GARPA secret hiding place* The He Man Woman Hater Club will never see that drawer again! |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| disposablepuppetland | Jul 15 2013, 08:16 PM Post #349 |
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Hall of Famer
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*Swaggers up the driveway* *Shakes head at the dreadful parallel parking in the members car park* *Saunters in* *Doesn't bother wiping feet* *Turns on the lights...* Looks like no one has ever changed a light bulb in this place! *Noses around* *Notices the total lack of shelving* Time for a nice cuppa... *Opens kitchen cupboard* It's full of unopened jars... *Eventually finds tea, sugar, milk, cup and spoon - all in illogical places* *Notices the kettle has no plug* *Boils up some water on the hob instead* *Spills quite a lot of milk and sugar* *Finally enjoys a nice cup of tea* *Puts empty milk bottle back in fridge* *Puts empty mug on, not in, the dishwasher* *Sits down in front of the TV* Looks like no one managed to tune it in. *Tunes in the sports channels, only* *Removes all extraneous cushions, doilies, pouffes, scented candles, air-fresheners, teddy bears, pot-pourri, cats, drapes and trinkets; and makes a big fire on the front lawn* *Replaces them with engine parts, football trophies, old game consoles, pornography, and empty beer bottles* Yeah, that's better. This place is finally starting to feel like home. *Settles down on the couch for a nap* |
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[align=center]This is what DPL is about - Also known as The Justified Ancients of West-Side - Furthermore known as the Jam Cartographer of Canada[/align] | |
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| ParrrrTay | Jul 16 2013, 05:58 AM Post #350 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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Oh look...A man napping on our couch. *duck tapes man on couch* *fluffs pillow, adds a touch of ruby red lipstick* *changes channel to show women's lifetime movies* *puts a neon pink drink with a wedge of lime in his hand*
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Matilda Love | Jul 16 2013, 06:49 AM Post #351 |
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^ Daedal Devil ^
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You forgot the cats and the stale cigarette smoke Shay *lets 20 cats out of pound truck I just hijacked* *turns on robot cigarette chain smoker and grinds used butts into the floor* *shuts windows* *sprays one of those ghastly air fresheners liberally around the entire building* *exits and locks door* |
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| Shelter from the Storm | Jul 18 2013, 08:47 AM Post #352 |
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Mayor of Taco Island
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* wakes up * * crawls out from under bar * * holds hangover-ridden head * * chugs downs a half litre of scotch * * takes photos of naked and bound DPL * * uploads them to a secure server * * lights a cigar * |
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__ Mayor of Taco Island ![]() Ambassador of 10000 Islands.
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| laughterandsunshine | Aug 4 2014, 09:26 PM Post #353 |
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Keeper of calm.
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*Crawls into bed and pulls the covers over my head* "Sweet dreams Canada" |
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Forever in my heart: JT & ESS GARPA MEMBER *Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. *Reality can be beaten with enough imagination. *Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature. | |
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| Ess | Aug 4 2014, 09:33 PM Post #354 |
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twirling hippy chick
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Sweet dreams, LaS! ![]() *Saran's the boys' toilet seats*
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| Lardon | Aug 4 2014, 10:06 PM Post #355 |
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MVP
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Sweet dreams LandD, Ess... *steals all the slats from their bed frames* |
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The trouble with normal is it always gets worse. ~Bruce Cockburn Life is an experience, a cigar is there to punctuate that experience. I'm here... I'm always here... lurking in the shadows... judging... Ok, mainly just hanging around with an adult beverage but we won't go into that right now! | |
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| ParrrrTay | Aug 1 2017, 03:23 PM Post #356 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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*wacks Fin in the head with a rolling pin in Ess' honor* Tosses in a dart game for giggles.
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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