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GARPA; The Granite And Rolling Pins Association
Topic Started: May 24 2007, 09:55 PM (4,152 Views)
laughterandsunshine
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Keeper of calm.
*Shines a spotlight on Stormaen*

:shifty:
Forever in my heart: JT & ESS

GARPA MEMBER
*Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
*Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
*Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature.
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Stormaen
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Sir Storm of the Order of the Maple Leaf
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laughterandsunshine,Feb 26 2013
03:25 AM
*Shines a spotlight on Stormaen*

:shifty:

:unsure: :blink: :hide:
Speaker of the House of Commons

"Every joke is a tiny revolution." – George Orwell
:tea:
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Shelter from the Storm
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Mayor of Taco Island
You can hide but you can't run...
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Stormaen
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Sir Storm of the Order of the Maple Leaf
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Shelter from the Storm,Mar 2 2013
10:31 AM
You can hide but you can't run...

Shelter from the Storm,Mar 2 2013
10:31 AM
You can hide but you can't run...

I shall hide where they will never look... THE MAN DRAW!

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:shifty:
Speaker of the House of Commons

"Every joke is a tiny revolution." – George Orwell
:tea:
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ParrrrTay
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...just a girl in the world.
Minister
*empties man drawer and runs for my life!* :P
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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Omnivorous
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The AntiEss
I think that is what is called a 'tidy mess'.


*Sticks Shay's thumb to her index finger*
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Stormaen
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Sir Storm of the Order of the Maple Leaf
Speaker
*Throws superglue under Shay's foot, sticking her down.*
Speaker of the House of Commons

"Every joke is a tiny revolution." – George Orwell
:tea:
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ParrrrTay
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...just a girl in the world.
Minister
*Whips out the Acetone and stashes it in the GARPA secret hiding place*

The He Man Woman Hater Club will never see that drawer again!
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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disposablepuppetland
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*Swaggers up the driveway*

*Shakes head at the dreadful parallel parking in the members car park*

*Saunters in*

*Doesn't bother wiping feet*

*Turns on the lights...*

Looks like no one has ever changed a light bulb in this place!


*Noses around*

*Notices the total lack of shelving*


Time for a nice cuppa...

*Opens kitchen cupboard*

It's full of unopened jars...

*Eventually finds tea, sugar, milk, cup and spoon - all in illogical places*

*Notices the kettle has no plug*

*Boils up some water on the hob instead*

*Spills quite a lot of milk and sugar*

*Finally enjoys a nice cup of tea*

*Puts empty milk bottle back in fridge*

*Puts empty mug on, not in, the dishwasher*

*Sits down in front of the TV*

Looks like no one managed to tune it in.

*Tunes in the sports channels, only*

*Removes all extraneous cushions, doilies, pouffes, scented candles, air-fresheners, teddy bears, pot-pourri, cats, drapes and trinkets; and makes a big fire on the front lawn*

*Replaces them with engine parts, football trophies, old game consoles, pornography, and empty beer bottles*

Yeah, that's better. This place is finally starting to feel like home.

*Settles down on the couch for a nap*

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ParrrrTay
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...just a girl in the world.
Minister
Oh look...A man napping on our couch. :o

*duck tapes man on couch*
*fluffs pillow, adds a touch of ruby red lipstick*
*changes channel to show women's lifetime movies*
*puts a neon pink drink with a wedge of lime in his hand*

:fonz:
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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Matilda Love
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Minister
You forgot the cats and the stale cigarette smoke Shay :o

*lets 20 cats out of pound truck I just hijacked*
*turns on robot cigarette chain smoker and grinds used butts into the floor*
*shuts windows*
*sprays one of those ghastly air fresheners liberally around the entire building*
*exits and locks door*
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Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together.
ParrrrTay
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Shelter from the Storm
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Mayor of Taco Island
* wakes up *
* crawls out from under bar *
* holds hangover-ridden head *
* chugs downs a half litre of scotch *
* takes photos of naked and bound DPL *
* uploads them to a secure server *
* lights a cigar *
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laughterandsunshine
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Keeper of calm.
*Crawls into bed and pulls the covers over my head*

"Sweet dreams Canada"
Forever in my heart: JT & ESS

GARPA MEMBER
*Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
*Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
*Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature.
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Ess
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twirling hippy chick
Sweet dreams, LaS! ^_^ :hug: :wub:


*Saran's the boys' toilet seats* :ebil:
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WOW Canada is a Wonderland of enchantments~Bobert
Ess is the Chuck Norris of NS Canada, so anything's possible.~Redundancies
The hippy chick is Canada's coolest! ~Fiddy
HappinEss ~Matilda
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Lardon
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Sweet dreams LandD, Ess... :sleep:

*steals all the slats from their bed frames*
The trouble with normal is it always gets worse. ~Bruce Cockburn

Life is an experience, a cigar is there to punctuate that experience.

I'm here... I'm always here... lurking in the shadows... judging...
Ok, mainly just hanging around with an adult beverage but we won't go into that right now!
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ParrrrTay
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...just a girl in the world.
Minister
*wacks Fin in the head with a rolling pin in Ess' honor*
:garpa:

Tosses in a dart game for giggles.
:ess:
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
Holding Shelter
Twirl Hippy Chick twirl
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