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| GARPA; The Granite And Rolling Pins Association | |
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| Topic Started: May 24 2007, 09:55 PM (4,154 Views) | |
| Jack Tarr | Nov 3 2012, 04:31 PM Post #321 |
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Well, if we are back in business, I better make sure all our defensive systems are in order. Once they see a light on the shenanigans will resume for sure. Could we do with some purple? |
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| Lady Sammi | Nov 3 2012, 08:04 PM Post #322 |
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*sketches out plans* I think we should hide our anti-intruder system in here. *points to a cupboard labeled 'Shoes.'* They won't think to look in there. |
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| Jack Tarr | Nov 4 2012, 10:56 AM Post #323 |
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Wait!! At last count there were 97 cupboards labeled shoes. Do you want me to go out and buy 96 more devices?
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| Lady Sammi | Nov 4 2012, 03:26 PM Post #324 |
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No--we need at least 94 of those cupboards for actual shoes. But a few more devices would be helpful, thanks JT!
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| Matilda Love | Nov 4 2012, 03:47 PM Post #325 |
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A bowl of plums is always nice as a centrepiece as well as being nutritious and responsible for all kinds of stains...when thrown As for the re-decorating - I like the anti-intruder in the shoe cupboard idea. And the secret weapon - the actual shoes!!!!!!! |
![]() Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. ParrrrTay | |
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| Lady Sammi | Nov 4 2012, 04:43 PM Post #326 |
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Hehe, I like the way you think. ![]() *grabs the purple paint* |
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| Ess | Nov 4 2012, 06:50 PM Post #327 |
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Mmmm... purple! So glad you're back, Soldier Sammi! :ph43r: |
![]() WOW Canada is a Wonderland of enchantments~Bobert Ess is the Chuck Norris of NS Canada, so anything's possible.~Redundancies The hippy chick is Canada's coolest! ~Fiddy HappinEss ~Matilda | |
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| Lady Sammi | Nov 4 2012, 07:54 PM Post #328 |
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Ess! All right, I've taken inventory, and we need some more rolling pins! *tosses cookware catalogue onto the table* Which ones shall we order? |
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| Jack Tarr | Nov 5 2012, 01:28 PM Post #329 |
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*Gets busy removing the steel balls from some Claymore Mines and replaces them with multi colored paint balls.* I'll set these out as our first line of defense. It will be pretty easy to identify the culprits. :lol: |
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| Matilda Love | Nov 5 2012, 02:02 PM Post #330 |
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I like the patent black leather ones with the maple wood interior and the pink sherbet bomb knobs.... 'guaranteed to explode on impact, gluing the aggressor to the wall, floor, ceiling, or even your preferred retribution facility.' |
![]() Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. ParrrrTay | |
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| Ess | Nov 6 2012, 11:58 AM Post #331 |
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Nice choice! I'ma go old school - wood handles and granite roller. Up close and personal! :ph43r: |
![]() WOW Canada is a Wonderland of enchantments~Bobert Ess is the Chuck Norris of NS Canada, so anything's possible.~Redundancies The hippy chick is Canada's coolest! ~Fiddy HappinEss ~Matilda | |
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| Lady Sammi | Nov 6 2012, 08:54 PM Post #332 |
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I'm with Ess. After all, granite is right in our name! |
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| Jack Tarr | Nov 7 2012, 12:19 PM Post #333 |
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*sits down with the tiles from a Scrabble game and tries to make Granite out of GARPA.
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| Matilda Love | Feb 24 2013, 06:43 PM Post #334 |
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Never realised I had to report Present and Correct Ma'm! *brandished brand spanking new pin* |
![]() Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. ParrrrTay | |
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| laughterandsunshine | Feb 24 2013, 09:44 PM Post #335 |
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*Takes the scrabble tiles that JT left on the table and glues them into a photo box with his picture* *Hangs it near the front door* Thanks for looking out for us JT. Miss you. What do you say Matilda to some chewy gooey chocolate chip cookies? |
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Forever in my heart: JT & ESS GARPA MEMBER *Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. *Reality can be beaten with enough imagination. *Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature. | |
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| Matilda Love | Feb 25 2013, 03:49 AM Post #336 |
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*admires the new pic LandS just made, nods to JT, then notices the cookies* :lol: I can barely speak for the anticipation Yuuuuuuummmmmmmmyyyyyyy! |
![]() Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. ParrrrTay | |
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| Stormaen | Feb 25 2013, 05:45 AM Post #337 |
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*Gives the new scrabble GARPA plaque a smile and a nod before getting the hell away from those rolling pins!*
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Speaker of the House of Commons "Every joke is a tiny revolution." – George Orwell
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| Shelter from the Storm | Feb 25 2013, 02:48 PM Post #338 |
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This seems a lovely idea. Please accept my application for membership. |
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__ Mayor of Taco Island ![]() Ambassador of 10000 Islands.
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| Matilda Love | Feb 25 2013, 03:36 PM Post #339 |
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Someone give lil green a rolling pin and a tutu please*Chases Storm with a steam roller* |
![]() Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. ParrrrTay | |
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| Stormaen | Feb 25 2013, 07:02 PM Post #340 |
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Stands perfectly still knowing Mattie – as a woman – with either breakdown or get lost while driving said steam roller... ![]()
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Speaker of the House of Commons "Every joke is a tiny revolution." – George Orwell
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