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GARPA; The Granite And Rolling Pins Association
Topic Started: May 24 2007, 09:55 PM (4,154 Views)
Jack Tarr
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Well, if we are back in business, I better make sure all our defensive systems are in order. Once they see a light on the shenanigans will resume for sure. Could we do with some purple?
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Lady Sammi
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*sketches out plans*

I think we should hide our anti-intruder system in here. *points to a cupboard labeled 'Shoes.'* They won't think to look in there.

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Jack Tarr
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Wait!! At last count there were 97 cupboards labeled shoes. Do you want me to go out and buy 96 more devices? :blink:
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Lady Sammi
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No--we need at least 94 of those cupboards for actual shoes.

But a few more devices would be helpful, thanks JT! ;)
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Matilda Love
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Jack Tarr,Nov 3 2012
04:31 PM
Well, if we are back in business, I better make sure all our defensive systems are in order. Once they see a light on the shenanigans will resume for sure. Could we do with some purple?

A bowl of plums is always nice as a centrepiece as well as being nutritious and responsible for all kinds of stains...when thrown

As for the re-decorating - I like the anti-intruder in the shoe cupboard idea.

And the secret weapon - the actual shoes!!!!!!!
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Lady Sammi
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Hehe, I like the way you think. :D

*grabs the purple paint*
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Ess
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Mmmm... purple! :wub:

So glad you're back, Soldier Sammi! :ph43r:
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Lady Sammi
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Ess! :clap:

All right, I've taken inventory, and we need some more rolling pins!

*tosses cookware catalogue onto the table*

Which ones shall we order?
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Jack Tarr
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*Gets busy removing the steel balls from some Claymore Mines and replaces them with multi colored paint balls.*

I'll set these out as our first line of defense. It will be pretty easy to identify the culprits. :lol:
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Matilda Love
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Lady Sammi,Nov 4 2012
07:54 PM
Ess!  :clap:

All right, I've taken inventory, and we need some more rolling pins!

*tosses cookware catalogue onto the table*

Which ones shall we order?

I like the patent black leather ones with the maple wood interior and the pink sherbet bomb knobs....
'guaranteed to explode on impact, gluing the aggressor to the wall, floor, ceiling, or even your preferred retribution facility.'
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Ess
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Matilda Love,Nov 5 2012
11:02 AM
I like the patent black leather ones with the maple wood interior and the pink sherbet bomb knobs....
'guaranteed to explode on impact, gluing the aggressor to the wall, floor, ceiling, or even your preferred retribution facility.'

Nice choice! :fonz:

I'ma go old school - wood handles and granite roller. Up close and personal! :ph43r:
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The hippy chick is Canada's coolest! ~Fiddy
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Lady Sammi
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I'm with Ess. After all, granite is right in our name!
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Jack Tarr
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*sits down with the tiles from a Scrabble game and tries to make Granite out of GARPA. :blink: :shrug:
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Matilda Love
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Never realised I had to report :o

Present and Correct Ma'm!

*brandished brand spanking new pin*
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Erica Jong

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laughterandsunshine
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*Takes the scrabble tiles that JT left on the table and glues them into a photo box with his picture*

*Hangs it near the front door*

Thanks for looking out for us JT. Miss you.

What do you say Matilda to some chewy gooey chocolate chip cookies?



Forever in my heart: JT & ESS

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Matilda Love
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*admires the new pic LandS just made, nods to JT, then notices the cookies*

:lol: I :drool: can :drool: barely :drool: speak for the :drool: anticipation :yes:

Yuuuuuuummmmmmmmyyyyyyy!
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Stormaen
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*Gives the new scrabble GARPA plaque a smile and a nod before getting the hell away from those rolling pins!*
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ParrrrTay,May 24 2007
07:55 PM
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Mission: Members of the Granite And Rolling Pins Association (GARPA) shall obtain and effectively use granite, rolling pins, and wit, in order to chastise members and attitudes of the He Man Women-Haters Club.

Anyone who is not a member of the He Man Women-Haters Club or has the attitude of this club, HMWHC (especially being a women-hater) can join. We invite all rolling-pin-wielding females to join.

No He Man Women-Haters allowed in GARPA headquarters. However, GARPA members can speak to anyone they wish to, as long as they do not condone He Man Women-Hater behaviours.

All GARPA members have equal say in the proceedings of the association. Senior GARPA members are those who are loudmouths (50+ posts a month), have snuck into the He Man Women-Hater's clubhouse, or have used granite and rolling pins against He-Man-Women-Hater-type people three or more times. This is just a designation, it does not affect members' standings within the association.

First order of business. Current holdings: A rather large box of granite rolling pins (originally from the Lemonade game incident) and a large granite block (from the trenches incident) is there in the kitchen being used as a countertop.

This seems a lovely idea. Please accept my application for membership.
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Matilda Love
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:D Someone give lil green a rolling pin and a tutu please



*Chases Storm with a steam roller*
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Erica Jong

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together.
ParrrrTay
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Stormaen
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Stands perfectly still knowing Mattie – as a woman – with either breakdown or get lost while driving said steam roller... :shifty: :P

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