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GARPA; The Granite And Rolling Pins Association
Topic Started: May 24 2007, 09:55 PM (4,155 Views)
Bob_of_Mage
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^Bond fan?

Sorry for the delay, I’ve lost regular use of the net. It’s funny I was cut off in the middle of a reply to your post. Anyway back to business.

1. Knock yourself out.
2. The MMS is OOC so it is not a part of Red Square Pond, but my NS would still be happy to sell you stuff and have a weapons testing site. My plot is very small and cold so there isn't room for much above ground.

@EDIT1: We have plenty of Bond style cars to choose from so we can get what you need.

@EDIT2: Do you want your UAV to be armed? Also how do you want it to be launched? From a runway or a special catapult (aircraft carrier not siege weapon style)? The rest will cost you a small fortune but we have what you need.
Why say something with one word, when you can use twelve words instead!
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MrPopo
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*Takes a nice smelly taco shit in the toilet. Puts the seat up. Doesn't flush. Leaves the lid off the toothpaste. Shaves in the shower. Doesn't rinse the shower. Leaves socks in the middle of the floor. Grabs a bite to eat. Leaves plate on the couch. Turns the volume waaay up on the stereo to Nickelback. Leaves the lights on. All while not taking off the muddy boots, and then leaves*
:cananim: HMWHC :cananim:
Society For The Liberation From The Dictatorial Ministry Of Donuts And Beer: SFTLFTDMODB, pronounced 'Sufto lofot domodab'.

Our Motto: "Take That, Mister!"
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Omnivorous
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MrPopo,Mar 5 2011
07:02 PM
Turns the volume waaay up on the stereo to Nickelback.

Now come on not even I would do such a horrific thing.
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Bob_of_Mage
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MR. POPO WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY STORE!?!?! FOR THAT I'M GOING TO SEND SOME PLUTONIUM GOLEMS AFTER YOU!
Why say something with one word, when you can use twelve words instead!
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jDELIGHT
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Geez, this place could sure use a cleaning... with a granite rolling pin! :garpa:

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"Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT
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Rylvan
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Bob did it. :ph43r:
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28 DAYS LATER: Abraham Weiss ~ 3:10 TO YUMA: Dwight "Bud" Marlowe ~ CANADIAN DOMINATION: Lord Marshal Casder ~ COPS: Jamie Vance ~ CSI: Jesse Vance ~ D&D: Caliban Canivar ~ GUARDIAN SOCIETY: Salvo, Alpha Boy ~ ON THE FRONT: Pvt. Dominic Reardon ~ MEDIEVAL TIMES: Prince Johann ~ SPIES: Leroy Perlman ~ STAR ADVENTURE: WO Andre Lanter ~ STRANDED: Justin Vance ~ SUPERNATURAL: Rhett Van Sprang ~ TIMESPLITTERS: Spc. Jeremiah "Rookie" Vance ~ WILD LIFE: Rex
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jDELIGHT
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Fun is the only noise you should hear
*Clean Bob's clock with a GRP!

A 21-Skwerl Salute for the Dizzy Twirling Hippy Chick!

"Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT
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Pez201
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jDELIGHT,May 2 2011
02:00 AM
*Clean Bob's clock with a GRP!

It's fun to misread things. :P
"I never said i was the first person..yesh. I admit Pez was the first one to throw a goat" - Fin
Leader of the Canadian Fat Whale Party from 21/5/08 - 29/8/09 and from 1/8/09 when his 48 hour brain fuzz cleared up. :D
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Rylvan
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. . . :rofl:
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28 DAYS LATER: Abraham Weiss ~ 3:10 TO YUMA: Dwight "Bud" Marlowe ~ CANADIAN DOMINATION: Lord Marshal Casder ~ COPS: Jamie Vance ~ CSI: Jesse Vance ~ D&D: Caliban Canivar ~ GUARDIAN SOCIETY: Salvo, Alpha Boy ~ ON THE FRONT: Pvt. Dominic Reardon ~ MEDIEVAL TIMES: Prince Johann ~ SPIES: Leroy Perlman ~ STAR ADVENTURE: WO Andre Lanter ~ STRANDED: Justin Vance ~ SUPERNATURAL: Rhett Van Sprang ~ TIMESPLITTERS: Spc. Jeremiah "Rookie" Vance ~ WILD LIFE: Rex
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ParrrrTay
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*inserts movie and makes popcorn*
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Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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Matilda Love
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'Whatya watchin?
Can I make popcorn too and is there any Vegemite? I like vegemite with popcorn.'
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Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together.
ParrrrTay
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Jack Tarr
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*pokes his head in the door*

Am I still one with GARPA? :rolleyes:
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laughterandsunshine
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Keeper of calm.
:hug:

*Engages force field & heads out to find where THMWHC landed.*

Forever in my heart: JT & ESS

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*Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
*Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
*Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature.
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Rock-Onia
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You might wanna duck.

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I brought my "personal synthetic assistant" with me.

He's quite the crack shot.
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Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band)

"You can't look dignified when you're having fun."


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Jack Tarr
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*Grabs Rock-O, ties him up and tars and feathers him.*

*Hangs new sign on lawn.*

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Rock-Onia
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Who's side are you on?
Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Summer '07-Spring '08
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Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band)

"You can't look dignified when you're having fun."


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Almonaster
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Don't you know about sailors?
You use a mirror to see your face. You use works of art to see your soul. ~ G. B. Shaw

Visit Al's FractAl Gallery

I'm in ur detailz likin' ur sinz. :evil:
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Lady Sammi
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Hello?

*sneezes from the dust*

*grabs a cloth and starts cleaning*

This place is abandoned!
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Matilda Love
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^ Daedal Devil ^
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*blows in like the wind kicking up dust. Shutters slam as windows sag even further into their rotting frames before opening to belch out the dirt and decay of a years lonesome accumulations. Carpets wham into the walls then snake their way back down again all clean. Couches overturn and last years pizza scoots terrified into the bins that smell of last years barbequed ribs the girls stole from Adam and decided not to use. A pot shakes topples onto a tap so water flows into the sink where frightened dishes dive to hide before they are hunted down*

That's looking better already, thanks Sammi :D

*turns a chair back up the right way and dries the dishes*
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Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads.
Erica Jong

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together.
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Lady Sammi
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Hey Matilda!

What this place needs is a good redecorating. Luckily in the mail pile-up I found this catalogue!

Wanna look through it and see if they've got any good ideas?
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