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| Topic Started: May 24 2007, 09:55 PM (4,156 Views) | |
| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 26 2010, 01:17 PM Post #281 |
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We do have plans for a make it yourself pet store in addition to our wide selection of pets. Please note that we do not sell anything that is intelligent. Also our grand opening will be in two day!
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| Rylvan | Sep 26 2010, 02:39 PM Post #282 |
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Make it yourself? Like we can mix and match body parts? And are thestrals considered intelligent? |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 26 2010, 03:05 PM Post #283 |
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Maybe, I’ll have to ask the science department. Also as the grand opening party will involve beer and doughnuts, it will be fully paid for by the government. Unless they revoke law which says any party involving beer and doughnuts will be fully funded. |
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| Rylvan | Sep 26 2010, 09:27 PM Post #284 |
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Mir must really regret making that law by now. ![]() By "intelligence", do you mean sentience? Edit: In your opinion, what's the best handgun? And which is your favourite? |
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Chuck Norris Points: 2 28 DAYS LATER: Abraham Weiss ~ 3:10 TO YUMA: Dwight "Bud" Marlowe ~ CANADIAN DOMINATION: Lord Marshal Casder ~ COPS: Jamie Vance ~ CSI: Jesse Vance ~ D&D: Caliban Canivar ~ GUARDIAN SOCIETY: Salvo, Alpha Boy ~ ON THE FRONT: Pvt. Dominic Reardon ~ MEDIEVAL TIMES: Prince Johann ~ SPIES: Leroy Perlman ~ STAR ADVENTURE: WO Andre Lanter ~ STRANDED: Justin Vance ~ SUPERNATURAL: Rhett Van Sprang ~ TIMESPLITTERS: Spc. Jeremiah "Rookie" Vance ~ WILD LIFE: Rex | |
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| CIV D C | Sep 26 2010, 11:59 PM Post #285 |
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Oooooo. Ahhhhhh. 2 days left. I wonder if I can preorder? |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 27 2010, 12:32 AM Post #286 |
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Basically anything that would have >2 intelligent in 3.5 D&D (I strongly disapprove of slavery in any form). When it comes to handguns I really can’t say very much, other than try to get a good relievable one. You want to be able to fall back on your sidearm when need be. Auto fire seems largely a waste unless you don’t care about missing most of your shoots. Remember that handguns are something you should only need in an emergency or for stealth (it’s a lot easier to hide a Glock 17 in your pants than a RPG-7). EDIT: There will be a raffle at the grand opening for a big prize. |
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| Rylvan | Sep 28 2010, 01:36 PM Post #287 |
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Aw, crap. Sorry for the double post. |
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Chuck Norris Points: 2 28 DAYS LATER: Abraham Weiss ~ 3:10 TO YUMA: Dwight "Bud" Marlowe ~ CANADIAN DOMINATION: Lord Marshal Casder ~ COPS: Jamie Vance ~ CSI: Jesse Vance ~ D&D: Caliban Canivar ~ GUARDIAN SOCIETY: Salvo, Alpha Boy ~ ON THE FRONT: Pvt. Dominic Reardon ~ MEDIEVAL TIMES: Prince Johann ~ SPIES: Leroy Perlman ~ STAR ADVENTURE: WO Andre Lanter ~ STRANDED: Justin Vance ~ SUPERNATURAL: Rhett Van Sprang ~ TIMESPLITTERS: Spc. Jeremiah "Rookie" Vance ~ WILD LIFE: Rex | |
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| Rylvan | Sep 28 2010, 02:00 PM Post #288 |
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Ordered a lot of stuff. Thought I'd summarize it here. The Hand of the FSM (For Rylvanian military.) - cruise missile - bunker buster - nuclear - stealth - submersible - black, with tan FSM emblem - laser CIWS turrets - huge/massive/gigantic - hangar bay
Clothing (Fire Retardant) - custom ballistic face mask (full head protection, bullet resistant glass eye lenses) - balaclava (black, oval eye hole) - type IV/STF (shear thickening fluid) combination body armour (full set) - fatigues (black) - combat boots Weapons - ASP batons (one pair) - Taser (direct contact) - HK MP5K-PDW - Remington 870 - Glock 17 - SIG Sauer P226 - thermite - white phosphorous - plastique - ammo (12 guage, 9mm Parabellum) Accessories - messenger pouch - thigh holsters (two) - extra mags Vehicles - modified Tumbler (different seat configuration, extra ammo space) Superpowers - superstrength - invulnerability - reincarnation (with full memory of past lives) I think that's it. Edit: Oh wait, I have a question. Does the body armour come with armoured gloves? And can I have the tips of the thumb and index and middle fingers cut off, like this? |
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Chuck Norris Points: 2 28 DAYS LATER: Abraham Weiss ~ 3:10 TO YUMA: Dwight "Bud" Marlowe ~ CANADIAN DOMINATION: Lord Marshal Casder ~ COPS: Jamie Vance ~ CSI: Jesse Vance ~ D&D: Caliban Canivar ~ GUARDIAN SOCIETY: Salvo, Alpha Boy ~ ON THE FRONT: Pvt. Dominic Reardon ~ MEDIEVAL TIMES: Prince Johann ~ SPIES: Leroy Perlman ~ STAR ADVENTURE: WO Andre Lanter ~ STRANDED: Justin Vance ~ SUPERNATURAL: Rhett Van Sprang ~ TIMESPLITTERS: Spc. Jeremiah "Rookie" Vance ~ WILD LIFE: Rex | |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 29 2010, 02:41 AM Post #289 |
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I think that’s to advanced for my humble store, let alone yourself to do. Also the Mega Man Store is now open for business! Don’t forget for the next two weeks we will be holding a raffle for a mystery prize. EDIT:^ You forgot your semtex order. <_< |
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| Rylvan | Sep 29 2010, 07:42 AM Post #290 |
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That's the plastique. |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 29 2010, 09:44 AM Post #291 |
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Sorry I missed that. By the way the store is open so you may finally pay for your goods.
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| Rylvan | Sep 29 2010, 04:03 PM Post #292 |
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How much? Can I have a Divine level application? And what did your scientists say about the mythical pets? |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 30 2010, 04:09 AM Post #293 |
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Well first you need to get a basic membership. This allows you to get better deals and services. From there you need to fulfil various requirements to ascend the membership ladder. Unfortunately our mythical department was razed to the ground when a red dragon attacked. It’s being rebuilt in three weeks. As well there is a bounty out on a certain dragon that is worth a lot of store credit. |
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| Rylvan | Oct 2 2010, 11:29 PM Post #294 |
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*fills out a membership form, which his team of lawyers already looked at, and gets his finance minister to figure out how to cover the cost of the Hand of the FSM, while his minister of defence inspects the big missile with glee* |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Oct 3 2010, 08:11 AM Post #295 |
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I’ve thought of a cheap way you can pay me. I need a testing site for one of my new weapons and no one has agreed to host it so far. If you would be willing to host it I might be able to cut the price on your purchases to almost nothing. So what do you think? |
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| Rylvan | Oct 3 2010, 12:43 PM Post #296 |
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Sounds great! As long as there's no risk of it destroying my entire country, you can set up a site pretty much anywhere in Labrador if you want. |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Oct 3 2010, 01:58 PM Post #297 |
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I forgot that Labrador was a penal colony. Well since you have so many ‘willing’ test subjects, we can set up a long term deal to pay for future purchases as well. Also how do you keep them from escaping to Cowland5? And how do you feel if my nation randomly bombs the northern part of your country from time to time (unrelated to MMS testing)? |
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| Rylvan | Oct 3 2010, 02:10 PM Post #298 |
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There's a big electrified fence along the border topped with razor wire, and despite how it looks on the map, there are no prisons that close to it, so any escaped felons would have to trek at least two or three hundred kilometers across rough terrain in bad prison-issue shoes with absolutely no camping/hiking equipment while also avoiding dangerous wild animals such as bears and wolves. And you mean the northern part of Labrador, or the island? |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Oct 3 2010, 02:20 PM Post #299 |
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Labrador mostly as it’s right next door. I might try to provoke a war with Cow so there might damage to your borderlands. |
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| Rylvan | Oct 3 2010, 10:56 PM Post #300 |
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As long as you keep giving me good deals at the MMS, sure. I would appreciate it if you'd try to limit the damage as much as possible though (like don't completely blow it all to hell ). I know it's just a barren prison colony :rolleyes: , but still, it's my land and it's all I got.Two questions: 1.A. What do you want to name your testing site? I'm going to announce it on the News Wire and make it official. Edit: B.Is 8,300 square kilometers big enough? (That's the size of White Sands Missile Range. And bigger than PEI. )2. And is the MMS run by your country/government, or is it an independent, neutral corporation? If it's the first one, we'll probably have to hash out some kind of formal diplomatic agreement or something. I'd like to add another vehicle to my vigilante order, for occasions when I need something a little more low-key than the Tumbler. ![]() ![]() More Pictures From Different Angles Images From A Different Site Modified Audi R8 Matte black, single seat, single door, all-wheel drive, 2010, coupe. Stripped of all non-essential components to reduce weight as much as possible, and upgraded with optimal performance parts to achieve maximum operating potential, reliability, and efficiency. Passenger seat removed and replaced with missile/mortar pod. Passenger door welded shut, made to be part of the body of the car as one solid piece. I'd like: -strongest armour plating and bulletproof glass you have (titanium carbide, carbon steel, alloy 1090, steel ceramic composite, aluminum oxynitride, polycarbonate thermoplastics, etc. Which do you think is best?) -a more powerful and efficient engine, if possible -door lock that can only be opened from outside by fingerprint scanner in handle, which only recognizes my prints -police scanner where the FM/AM radio used to be -custom racing seat I can sit comfortably in while wearing all that body armour and gear I bought earlier -improved suspension -puncture proof all terrain tires -fire protection -nitrous oxide -airtight cockpit Defensive Weapons -oil slick -caltrops -smoke screen -one shot EMP -rear mounted ink sprayers, which shoots thick, black ink at the windshields of pursuit vehicles Offensive Weapons -target seeking front/rear firing missiles that pop out the side of the car where the passenger door used to be -mortars, which shoot out a small panel/door that opens in the roof of the car -maybe some cannons of some kind -perhaps some napalm throwers -high caliber machine guns mounted under the hood in the front trunk space EDIT: Can I also have a stealth UAV, a supercomputer, and my own personal spy satellite so I can keep track of all the criminals like Batman? ![]()
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