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| Topic Started: May 24 2007, 09:55 PM (4,159 Views) | |
| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 14 2010, 06:33 PM Post #221 |
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Boy is it empty here. So if this hole in the ground is abandoned, would it be ok if I build something useful here? Like a shop for fine mens clothes and weapons of all kind. ![]() Just a crazy dream of mine I’d like to try |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 15 2010, 09:45 AM Post #222 |
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Well since no one is here to stop me I’ll start on my dream. Construction will now start on The Mega Man’s Store!
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| Vitoriasa | Sep 19 2010, 09:01 PM Post #223 |
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| Rylvan | Sep 20 2010, 08:12 AM Post #224 |
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Hmm, interesting. What kind of weapons?
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Chuck Norris Points: 2 28 DAYS LATER: Abraham Weiss ~ 3:10 TO YUMA: Dwight "Bud" Marlowe ~ CANADIAN DOMINATION: Lord Marshal Casder ~ COPS: Jamie Vance ~ CSI: Jesse Vance ~ D&D: Caliban Canivar ~ GUARDIAN SOCIETY: Salvo, Alpha Boy ~ ON THE FRONT: Pvt. Dominic Reardon ~ MEDIEVAL TIMES: Prince Johann ~ SPIES: Leroy Perlman ~ STAR ADVENTURE: WO Andre Lanter ~ STRANDED: Justin Vance ~ SUPERNATURAL: Rhett Van Sprang ~ TIMESPLITTERS: Spc. Jeremiah "Rookie" Vance ~ WILD LIFE: Rex | |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 20 2010, 08:16 AM Post #225 |
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Any kind a man could or would want. Whatever you need we will have once building is finished in about a week. If you can’t wait you may place an order now and we will deliver. |
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| Rylvan | Sep 20 2010, 09:51 PM Post #226 |
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I want a giant submersible stealth-cloaked nuclear cruise missile/bunker buster with swords and self-targeting laser turrets sticking out of it, and a cargo bay capable of rapidly deploying an entire platoon of fully armed paratroopers behind enemy lines. I call it "The Hand of the FSM". |
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Chuck Norris Points: 2 28 DAYS LATER: Abraham Weiss ~ 3:10 TO YUMA: Dwight "Bud" Marlowe ~ CANADIAN DOMINATION: Lord Marshal Casder ~ COPS: Jamie Vance ~ CSI: Jesse Vance ~ D&D: Caliban Canivar ~ GUARDIAN SOCIETY: Salvo, Alpha Boy ~ ON THE FRONT: Pvt. Dominic Reardon ~ MEDIEVAL TIMES: Prince Johann ~ SPIES: Leroy Perlman ~ STAR ADVENTURE: WO Andre Lanter ~ STRANDED: Justin Vance ~ SUPERNATURAL: Rhett Van Sprang ~ TIMESPLITTERS: Spc. Jeremiah "Rookie" Vance ~ WILD LIFE: Rex | |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 20 2010, 10:31 PM Post #227 |
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For the paratroopers do you want the deliver to be via man canon? As well your wording is a bit confusing, do you want an underwater missile or a sub that shoots missiles? There is an option to have space marines instead of paratroopers if you so desire. You’ll also need to choose a colour scheme for your purchase, unless you wish to paint it your self. Please note all mercenaries are sold separate. Please note that heavy equipment will only be available after the grand opening. If you wish I can per order one for you, so it will be ready for the opening. |
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| Vitoriasa | Sep 20 2010, 11:08 PM Post #228 |
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Do you have such technologically advanced things as baseball bats? Granny needs one. |
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| Rylvan | Sep 21 2010, 12:02 PM Post #229 |
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No man cannon, a regular old door works just fine. Don't want that thing to malfunction and get all my troops killed. As for submersibility, I meant a missile that has the capability of travelling underwater as well as in the air, so that it can be fired from a secret base on the sea floor. For now, I don't think I need space marines. Rylvan's military doesn't have a Marine Corps anyway. And since it's stealthed, I think the colour would be all radar-absorbent black. A pre-order would be great. Thanks!
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Chuck Norris Points: 2 28 DAYS LATER: Abraham Weiss ~ 3:10 TO YUMA: Dwight "Bud" Marlowe ~ CANADIAN DOMINATION: Lord Marshal Casder ~ COPS: Jamie Vance ~ CSI: Jesse Vance ~ D&D: Caliban Canivar ~ GUARDIAN SOCIETY: Salvo, Alpha Boy ~ ON THE FRONT: Pvt. Dominic Reardon ~ MEDIEVAL TIMES: Prince Johann ~ SPIES: Leroy Perlman ~ STAR ADVENTURE: WO Andre Lanter ~ STRANDED: Justin Vance ~ SUPERNATURAL: Rhett Van Sprang ~ TIMESPLITTERS: Spc. Jeremiah "Rookie" Vance ~ WILD LIFE: Rex | |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 21 2010, 01:05 PM Post #230 |
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Until Igor passes the main office is closed.
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| Rylvan | Sep 21 2010, 04:26 PM Post #231 |
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Feel free to use the Hand of the FSM to blow that hurricane into smithereens. |
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Chuck Norris Points: 2 28 DAYS LATER: Abraham Weiss ~ 3:10 TO YUMA: Dwight "Bud" Marlowe ~ CANADIAN DOMINATION: Lord Marshal Casder ~ COPS: Jamie Vance ~ CSI: Jesse Vance ~ D&D: Caliban Canivar ~ GUARDIAN SOCIETY: Salvo, Alpha Boy ~ ON THE FRONT: Pvt. Dominic Reardon ~ MEDIEVAL TIMES: Prince Johann ~ SPIES: Leroy Perlman ~ STAR ADVENTURE: WO Andre Lanter ~ STRANDED: Justin Vance ~ SUPERNATURAL: Rhett Van Sprang ~ TIMESPLITTERS: Spc. Jeremiah "Rookie" Vance ~ WILD LIFE: Rex | |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 21 2010, 05:51 PM Post #232 |
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Since Igor has stopped making the lights flicker my offices are now reopened. The earlier suggestion about space marines was because of their superior capabilities, especially when combined with a man cannon. Space marines can use both drop pods and armour for high speed insertions. As well the pods and armours can be designed to survive high impacts with enemy vessels and installations, which then allow the marines to begin boarding operations without ricking a mother vessel. Space marines are combat effective in almost any environment know to man. They are a good investment even without a space program. Our stealth options include complete invisible, so any colour you choose might only be seen by your forces prior to launch. I would also like to tell you that we have a number of armoured vehicles and that are airdrop capable. They may be purchased and preloaded if you so desire. Are the laser turrets to be a CIWS? Or are they larger models designed to engage other targets on route? An order has been place but the above questions need to be answered before the product can be complete. You forgot to add a weather control feature. |
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| Vitoriasa | Sep 21 2010, 08:57 PM Post #233 |
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What wood do you use for the creation of your technological baseball bats? Teak? Oak? Cedar?? |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 21 2010, 10:16 PM Post #234 |
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Oh sorry forgot about you Vitoriasa. We have any kind of wood you need, even such types as ironwood. Just tell me what you want and I’ll try to fill your order.
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| Rylvan | Sep 22 2010, 02:37 AM Post #235 |
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Hmm, that all sounds pretty excellent. I think I'll stick with matte black, but I'll throw in a big FSM emblem painted on the side in tan colour. CIWS lasers would be great. What's the cost of adding the man cannon, and high impact drop pods and armour? And how much extra are the marines? I have to make sure I don't exceed my defense budget.
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| disposablepuppetland | Sep 22 2010, 04:59 AM Post #236 |
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Would I be able to get an old table leg with a nail stuck in it? |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 22 2010, 10:32 AM Post #237 |
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@ Rylvan: To make sure your enemies don’t know how much you pay all prices are handled in private. Unless you want the more expensive dual propose man cannon you need to choose what it fires. Drop pods cost less than drop armours but have fewer capabilities in combat. Most drop armours are power armour designed for re-entry. Like most power armour they can have mounted weapons rivalling the power of some light vehicles. By the way what does FSM stand for? @disposablepuppetland: We have a large selection of both table legs and nails to choose from. If you want we have a make it yourself option where you remove the table leg and put the nail in. We also have a wide range of other improvised melee weapons such as: •Broken bottle •Log with sharp metal things stuck in it •Broken chair •Ashtray with lit cigarettes in it •Child’s car seat •Spray can with lighter attached |
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| disposablepuppetland | Sep 22 2010, 11:16 AM Post #238 |
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Excellent selection! I'll take an aged oak table leg with an extra rusty crooked nail pre-attached. I'll also take a couple of broken bottles and some gaffer tape. Do you have socks with billiard balls? Can you deliver to Parkplace? |
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| Bob_of_Mage | Sep 22 2010, 05:37 PM Post #239 |
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Your order is on it’s and the answer to both questions is yes. |
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| Rylvan | Sep 22 2010, 06:31 PM Post #240 |
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Flying Spaghetti Monster. The God of the religion Pastafarianism. I'd like an all-purpose man cannon that can fire pods, armour, and marines. |
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Chuck Norris Points: 2 28 DAYS LATER: Abraham Weiss ~ 3:10 TO YUMA: Dwight "Bud" Marlowe ~ CANADIAN DOMINATION: Lord Marshal Casder ~ COPS: Jamie Vance ~ CSI: Jesse Vance ~ D&D: Caliban Canivar ~ GUARDIAN SOCIETY: Salvo, Alpha Boy ~ ON THE FRONT: Pvt. Dominic Reardon ~ MEDIEVAL TIMES: Prince Johann ~ SPIES: Leroy Perlman ~ STAR ADVENTURE: WO Andre Lanter ~ STRANDED: Justin Vance ~ SUPERNATURAL: Rhett Van Sprang ~ TIMESPLITTERS: Spc. Jeremiah "Rookie" Vance ~ WILD LIFE: Rex | |
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We have any kind of wood you need, even such types as ironwood. Just tell me what you want and I’ll try to fill your order.

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