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| GARPA; The Granite And Rolling Pins Association | |
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| Topic Started: May 24 2007, 09:55 PM (4,161 Views) | |
| Carbanousa | Jun 8 2009, 01:50 PM Post #181 |
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| MrPopo | Jul 5 2009, 02:04 AM Post #182 |
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*Struts around in his underwear in the GARPA clubhouse* All the womens has been raided! FREEDOM I shout! And William Wallace is basking in the glory here! In his knickers! *Sits down on the GARPA couch and lets one rip* :ph43r: Ah, nothing like marking ones territory! |
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Society For The Liberation From The Dictatorial Ministry Of Donuts And Beer: SFTLFTDMODB, pronounced 'Sufto lofot domodab'. Our Motto: "Take That, Mister!" | |
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| Saskatchewan Warriers | Jul 30 2009, 12:54 PM Post #183 |
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Hmm. Well, I am not a woman hater, and I certainly am not a he-man. Can I join? |
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| disposablepuppetland | Jul 30 2009, 01:15 PM Post #184 |
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*Opens the door* *Carefully balances a bucket of cold custard between the door and the frame* *Jumps out of the window* |
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[align=center]This is what DPL is about - Also known as The Justified Ancients of West-Side - Furthermore known as the Jam Cartographer of Canada[/align] | |
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| Ess | Jul 30 2009, 01:31 PM Post #185 |
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twirling hippy chick
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*takes down custard* <_<
Welcome to da club!!
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| Jack Tarr | Jul 30 2009, 02:48 PM Post #186 |
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ZOMG!!!! We's being infiltrated!!!!!!!!!!
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| disposablepuppetland | Jul 30 2009, 07:46 PM Post #187 |
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*the small bomb I had planted in the custard goes off* |
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[align=center]This is what DPL is about - Also known as The Justified Ancients of West-Side - Furthermore known as the Jam Cartographer of Canada[/align] | |
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| ParrrrTay | Jul 30 2009, 08:16 PM Post #188 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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Ok ladies and gents, custard pie for dinner. |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Rylvan | Jul 31 2009, 04:52 PM Post #189 |
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Mmm, may I have a slice? |
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| disposablepuppetland | Sep 1 2009, 05:58 PM Post #190 |
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*Walks in dragging a large and slightly whiffy bag* Hi there girls! I'm sure you've probably noticed my clothes are starting to look (and smell) a bit the worse for wear. Trouble is, ever since I moved to Canada I just can't find anywhere to get them cleaned. Some of the lads suggested I bring them here. Although for some reason they all started sniggering afterwards... Anyway, if you could sort them out for me that would be great! *smiles sweetly* ... and if they could be ironed and folded too that would be splendid. See you later! |
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| Pez201 | Sep 2 2009, 09:41 AM Post #191 |
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Omg! You rude man! :angry: You didn't even give them a chance to make you a club sandwich! How cruel! I hope you're happy! :angry: *puts feet on GARPA leader's desk* Beer please. And would a bowl of peanuts kill ya?
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"I never said i was the first person..yesh. I admit Pez was the first one to throw a goat" - Fin Leader of the Canadian Fat Whale Party from 21/5/08 - 29/8/09 and from 1/8/09 when his 48 hour brain fuzz cleared up.
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| Jack Tarr | Sep 2 2009, 12:29 PM Post #192 |
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*drags dpl's clothing outside and pours a gallon of Lysol over them then rolls over them with a *Slaps a pair of leg irons on Pez and drags him out the back door and rolls him into the old latrine pit that is scheduled to be filled in. Tosses in a bag of peanuts and a bottle of Pabst.* Anything else we can do for you? |
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| ParrrrTay | Sep 2 2009, 02:30 PM Post #193 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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Take that and don't come back!
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| disposablepuppetland | Sep 2 2009, 03:12 PM Post #194 |
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*arrives back to find a pile of clothes in the driveway* *picks up a sorry looking shirt* Not quite the excellent quality of service I'd been led to believe... ...still, much better than my efforts. *puts shirt on* Very well pressed! Thanks girls, I'll be back next week! |
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[align=center]This is what DPL is about - Also known as The Justified Ancients of West-Side - Furthermore known as the Jam Cartographer of Canada[/align] | |
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| Pez201 | Sep 3 2009, 01:45 AM Post #195 |
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Yes. Another bag of peanuts plz.
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"I never said i was the first person..yesh. I admit Pez was the first one to throw a goat" - Fin Leader of the Canadian Fat Whale Party from 21/5/08 - 29/8/09 and from 1/8/09 when his 48 hour brain fuzz cleared up.
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| ParrrrTay | Sep 3 2009, 04:14 PM Post #196 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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I see the pests are still here. *gets out the big can of pest control* |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Jack Tarr | Sep 3 2009, 09:00 PM Post #197 |
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Release the elephants!!!!! *tosses pez more peanuts.*
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| Pez201 | Sep 4 2009, 01:32 AM Post #198 |
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Thanks... actually it's nice and quiet down here. ![]() Hope it doesn't rain any time soon. :ph43r: |
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"I never said i was the first person..yesh. I admit Pez was the first one to throw a goat" - Fin Leader of the Canadian Fat Whale Party from 21/5/08 - 29/8/09 and from 1/8/09 when his 48 hour brain fuzz cleared up.
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| Niongor | Sep 4 2009, 04:12 AM Post #199 |
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Giver of the *Hi-5*
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Unbelieveably, this is my first post in this thread... |
"There is no next time: it's now or never!"
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| MrPopo | Sep 4 2009, 08:45 PM Post #200 |
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Sadly I think this will be disaster in your own clubhouse, as the squeak of the ladies voices and pre pubescent defectors may fright the poor things. Oh yeah, and I very much enjoy the lounging around in my nderwear completely unnotices for several months thing. I hope I didn't make a mess. Sometimes I forget to put the seat back down...or flush ![]() *walks out the door* |
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Society For The Liberation From The Dictatorial Ministry Of Donuts And Beer: SFTLFTDMODB, pronounced 'Sufto lofot domodab'. Our Motto: "Take That, Mister!" | |
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