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GARPA; The Granite And Rolling Pins Association
Topic Started: May 24 2007, 09:55 PM (4,161 Views)
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MrPopo
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*Struts around in his underwear in the GARPA clubhouse*

All the womens has been raided! FREEDOM I shout! And William Wallace is basking in the glory here! In his knickers!

*Sits down on the GARPA couch and lets one rip* :ph43r:

Ah, nothing like marking ones territory!
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Hmm. Well, I am not a woman hater, and I certainly am not a he-man. Can I join?
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*Opens the door*

*Carefully balances a bucket of cold custard between the door and the frame*

*Jumps out of the window*
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*takes down custard*

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Saskatchewan Warriers,Jul 30 2009
10:54 AM
Hmm.  Well, I am not a woman hater, and I certainly am not a he-man.  Can I join?


Welcome to da club!! :fonz: :clap: :rockon:

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12:54 PM
Hmm. Well, I am not a woman hater, and I certainly am not a he-man. Can I join?

ZOMG!!!! We's being infiltrated!!!!!!!!!! :garpa: :garpa:
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*the small bomb I had planted in the custard goes off*
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ParrrrTay
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Ok ladies and gents, custard pie for dinner.
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Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


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Mmm, may I have a slice?
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*Walks in dragging a large and slightly whiffy bag*

Hi there girls! I'm sure you've probably noticed my clothes are starting to look (and smell) a bit the worse for wear. Trouble is, ever since I moved to Canada I just can't find anywhere to get them cleaned.
Some of the lads suggested I bring them here. Although for some reason they all started sniggering afterwards...

Anyway, if you could sort them out for me that would be great!

*smiles sweetly*


... and if they could be ironed and folded too that would be splendid.

See you later!
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disposablepuppetland,Sep 2 2009
08:28 AM
*Walks in dragging a large and slightly whiffy bag*

Hi there girls! I'm sure you've probably noticed my clothes are starting to look (and smell) a bit the worse for wear. Trouble is, ever since I moved to Canada I just can't find anywhere to get them cleaned.
Some of the lads suggested I bring them here. Although for some reason they all started sniggering afterwards...

Anyway, if you could sort them out for me that would be great!

*smiles sweetly*


... and if they could be ironed and folded too that would be splendid.

See you later!

Omg! You rude man! :angry:

You didn't even give them a chance to make you a club sandwich! How cruel! I hope you're happy! :angry:

*puts feet on GARPA leader's desk*

Beer please.

And would a bowl of peanuts kill ya? :)
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Jack Tarr
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*drags dpl's clothing outside and pours a gallon of Lysol over them then rolls over them with a Posted Image There yuh go, steamed and pressed.*

*Slaps a pair of leg irons on Pez and drags him out the back door and rolls him into the old latrine pit that is scheduled to be filled in. Tosses in a bag of peanuts and a bottle of Pabst.* Anything else we can do for you?
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ParrrrTay
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Minister
:hail:

Take that and don't come back! :rofl:
The Pubs of Parkplace
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Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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*arrives back to find a pile of clothes in the driveway*

*picks up a sorry looking shirt*

Not quite the excellent quality of service I'd been led to believe...

...still, much better than my efforts.

*puts shirt on*

Very well pressed!


Thanks girls, I'll be back next week!
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Jack Tarr,Sep 3 2009
02:59 AM
*Slaps a pair of leg irons on Pez and drags him out the back door and rolls him into the old latrine pit that is scheduled to be filled in. Tosses in a bag of peanuts and a bottle of Pabst.* Anything else we can do for you?

Yes. Another bag of peanuts plz. :fonz:
"I never said i was the first person..yesh. I admit Pez was the first one to throw a goat" - Fin
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ParrrrTay
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Minister
I see the pests are still here.

*gets out the big can of pest control*
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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Jack Tarr
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Release the elephants!!!!!

*tosses pez more peanuts.* :P
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11:30 AM
*tosses pez more peanuts.* :P

Thanks... actually it's nice and quiet down here. :)

Hope it doesn't rain any time soon. :ph43r:
"I never said i was the first person..yesh. I admit Pez was the first one to throw a goat" - Fin
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Release the elephants!!!!!


Sadly I think this will be disaster in your own clubhouse, as the squeak of the ladies voices and pre pubescent defectors may fright the poor things.

Oh yeah, and I very much enjoy the lounging around in my nderwear completely unnotices for several months thing. I hope I didn't make a mess. Sometimes I forget to put the seat back down...or flush :P

*walks out the door*
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