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GARPA; The Granite And Rolling Pins Association
Topic Started: May 24 2007, 09:55 PM (4,174 Views)
ParrrrTay
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...just a girl in the world.
Minister
:garpa:
Mission: Members of the Granite And Rolling Pins Association (GARPA) shall obtain and effectively use granite, rolling pins, and wit, in order to chastise members and attitudes of the He Man Women-Haters Club.

Anyone who is not a member of the He Man Women-Haters Club or has the attitude of this club, HMWHC (especially being a women-hater) can join. We invite all rolling-pin-wielding females to join.

No He Man Women-Haters allowed in GARPA headquarters. However, GARPA members can speak to anyone they wish to, as long as they do not condone He Man Women-Hater behaviours.

All GARPA members have equal say in the proceedings of the association. Senior GARPA members are those who are loudmouths (50+ posts a month), have snuck into the He Man Women-Hater's clubhouse, or have used granite and rolling pins against He-Man-Women-Hater-type people three or more times. This is just a designation, it does not affect members' standings within the association.

First order of business. Current holdings: A rather large box of granite rolling pins (originally from the Lemonade game incident) and a large granite block (from the trenches incident) is there in the kitchen being used as a countertop.
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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Lucky
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*checks in at HQ*

This is nice!
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Ess
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The hippy chick is Canada's coolest! ~Fiddy
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ParrrrTay
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*makes brownies*

Hi Everyone!
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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Ess
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*cranks up the tunes*

:rockon:
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WOW Canada is a Wonderland of enchantments~Bobert
Ess is the Chuck Norris of NS Canada, so anything's possible.~Redundancies
The hippy chick is Canada's coolest! ~Fiddy
HappinEss ~Matilda
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ParrrrTay
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*polishes my rolling pin while I sing to the music*
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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laughterandsunshine
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Sign me up!

Forever in my heart: JT & ESS

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*Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
*Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
*Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature.
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ParrrrTay
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:hdance:
Another fine Granite And Rolling Pins Association member has been added!

Party time!!
:fireworks:

[size0]Pssst: Don't fall for the PJ party that JT keeps trying to talk us into
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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:clap:

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Forever in my heart: JT & ESS

GARPA MEMBER
*Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
*Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
*Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature.
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ParrrrTay
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:drunk:
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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Blackshear
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*Yawn* How do you spell irrelevant? G.A.R.P.A. :P
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ParrrrTay,May 29 2007
03:41 AM
[size0]Pssst: Don't fall for the PJ party that JT keeps trying to talk us into

I thought we...

...I have no recollection of hostile enemy activity this side of their dirty cootiehut.



*Smuggles BlackShear out of the thread in a potato sack*
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Ellen,May 29 2007
04:38 AM
*Smuggles BlackShear out of the thread in a potato sack*

*beats the potato sack with a rolling pin* :garpa:
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


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Blackshear,May 28 2007
10:32 PM
*Yawn* How do you spell irrelevant? G.A.R.P.A. :P

:o

Well, we're certainly more relevant than the HMWHC, who don't even have a clubhouse anymore!
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Ahhhhhhhhhh its good to be home again. :hug:
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ParrrrTay
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*takes a long hot bubble bath*
:bath:
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
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Jack Tarr
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Ellen
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*Kidnaps JT as he hides and threatens to tickle him extensively if nobody pays the ransom cost* :evil:

The ransom is the whole of Newfoundland :P
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ParrrrTay
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Hmmm, I'm not really sure if he wants to be rescued. :P
The Pubs of Parkplace
Delegate, Canada

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
~P.FLOYD


Sail on my friend...
Holding Shelter
Twirl Hippy Chick twirl
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Ellen
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If not I suggest we make him our slave and make him walk all the dogs and wash the floors and lick the carpets clean. :D
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