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| GARPA; The Granite And Rolling Pins Association | |
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| Topic Started: May 24 2007, 09:55 PM (4,151 Views) | |
| ParrrrTay | May 24 2007, 09:55 PM Post #1 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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Mission: Members of the Granite And Rolling Pins Association (GARPA) shall obtain and effectively use granite, rolling pins, and wit, in order to chastise members and attitudes of the He Man Women-Haters Club. Anyone who is not a member of the He Man Women-Haters Club or has the attitude of this club, HMWHC (especially being a women-hater) can join. We invite all rolling-pin-wielding females to join. No He Man Women-Haters allowed in GARPA headquarters. However, GARPA members can speak to anyone they wish to, as long as they do not condone He Man Women-Hater behaviours. All GARPA members have equal say in the proceedings of the association. Senior GARPA members are those who are loudmouths (50+ posts a month), have snuck into the He Man Women-Hater's clubhouse, or have used granite and rolling pins against He-Man-Women-Hater-type people three or more times. This is just a designation, it does not affect members' standings within the association. First order of business. Current holdings: A rather large box of granite rolling pins (originally from the Lemonade game incident) and a large granite block (from the trenches incident) is there in the kitchen being used as a countertop. |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Lucky | May 28 2007, 04:54 PM Post #2 |
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Unregistered
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*checks in at HQ* This is nice! |
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| Ess | May 28 2007, 05:05 PM Post #3 |
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twirling hippy chick
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Reporting for duty!
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![]() WOW Canada is a Wonderland of enchantments~Bobert Ess is the Chuck Norris of NS Canada, so anything's possible.~Redundancies The hippy chick is Canada's coolest! ~Fiddy HappinEss ~Matilda | |
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| ParrrrTay | May 28 2007, 05:56 PM Post #4 |
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*makes brownies* Hi Everyone! |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Ess | May 28 2007, 06:14 PM Post #5 |
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twirling hippy chick
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*cranks up the tunes*
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![]() WOW Canada is a Wonderland of enchantments~Bobert Ess is the Chuck Norris of NS Canada, so anything's possible.~Redundancies The hippy chick is Canada's coolest! ~Fiddy HappinEss ~Matilda | |
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| ParrrrTay | May 28 2007, 07:16 PM Post #6 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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*polishes my rolling pin while I sing to the music* |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| laughterandsunshine | May 28 2007, 07:38 PM Post #7 |
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Keeper of calm.
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Sign me up! |
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Forever in my heart: JT & ESS GARPA MEMBER *Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. *Reality can be beaten with enough imagination. *Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature. | |
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| ParrrrTay | May 28 2007, 09:41 PM Post #8 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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![]() Another fine Granite And Rolling Pins Association member has been added! Party time!! [size0]Pssst: Don't fall for the PJ party that JT keeps trying to talk us into |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| laughterandsunshine | May 28 2007, 09:46 PM Post #9 |
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Keeper of calm.
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Forever in my heart: JT & ESS GARPA MEMBER *Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. *Reality can be beaten with enough imagination. *Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature. | |
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| ParrrrTay | May 28 2007, 10:30 PM Post #10 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Blackshear | May 28 2007, 11:32 PM Post #11 |
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Stanley Cup Champ
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*Yawn* How do you spell irrelevant? G.A.R.P.A.
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| Ellen | May 29 2007, 03:38 AM Post #12 |
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Ministress of Old-Fashioned Studies
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I thought we... ...I have no recollection of hostile enemy activity this side of their dirty cootiehut. *Smuggles BlackShear out of the thread in a potato sack* |
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| ParrrrTay | May 29 2007, 08:14 AM Post #13 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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*beats the potato sack with a rolling pin*
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Lucky | May 29 2007, 08:23 AM Post #14 |
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Unregistered
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Well, we're certainly more relevant than the HMWHC, who don't even have a clubhouse anymore! |
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| Jack Tarr | May 29 2007, 12:37 PM Post #15 |
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Chief Twanger Plunker
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Ahhhhhhhhhh its good to be home again.
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| ParrrrTay | May 30 2007, 05:33 PM Post #16 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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*takes a long hot bubble bath*
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Jack Tarr | May 30 2007, 07:22 PM Post #17 |
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Chief Twanger Plunker
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| Ellen | May 31 2007, 04:30 AM Post #18 |
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*Kidnaps JT as he hides and threatens to tickle him extensively if nobody pays the ransom cost* ![]() The ransom is the whole of Newfoundland
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| ParrrrTay | May 31 2007, 08:19 AM Post #19 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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Hmmm, I'm not really sure if he wants to be rescued.
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Ellen | May 31 2007, 08:23 AM Post #20 |
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Ministress of Old-Fashioned Studies
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If not I suggest we make him our slave and make him walk all the dogs and wash the floors and lick the carpets clean.
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