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| ParrrrTay | Aug 8 2007, 12:09 PM Post #201 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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TAYLOR SWIFT "Teardrops On My Guitar" Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about And she's got everything that I have to live without Drew talks to me, I laugh cause it's so damn funny That I can't even see anyone when he's with me He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right, I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe? And there he goes, so perfectly, The kind of flawless I wish I could be She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light I'll put his picture down and maybe Get some sleep tonight He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do He's the time taken up, but there's never enough And he's all that I need to fall into.. Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see. |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Liarg | Aug 9 2007, 05:35 AM Post #202 |
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Stranger, in an even stranger land....
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JASON ALDEAN Not Every Man Lives Have you ever skipped a stone across the water Have you ever hitched a free ride on a train Have you ever climbed up on a water tower To write a name The truth is, Every man dies Not every man lives Have you ever loved someone that you would die for Have you ever walked too far out on a limb Have you ever chased a dream too high to reach for And pulled it in Truth is Every man dies But Not every man lives I wanna paint outside the lines Run the red lights in my mind Take everything, One lifetime has to give I wanna stand inside a fire Walk blind-folded on a wire Every man dies But not every man lives Have you ever thought about how fast time passes Ever thought about what you would leave behind Ever stood up for something you believed in And drawn a line Truth is every man dies But not every man lives I wanna paint outside the lines Run the red lights in my mind Take Everything, One lifetime has to give I wanna stand inside a fire Walk blind-folded on a wire Every man Dies But Not Every Man Lives I wanna stand inside a fire Walk Blind-folded on a wire Every Man Dies But Not every Man Lives Have you ever skipped a stone across the water... Have you ever Hitched a free ride on a train... |
| There is no normal life, Wyatt; there's just life. Get on with it. | |
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| Redundancies | Aug 9 2007, 07:47 AM Post #203 |
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Cat Scratch Fever
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A couple from the concert last night... I'll Sue Ya Weird Al Yankvovic I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half-a-million Chalupas and I got fat I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat, huh I sued Earthlink 'Cause I called 'em up and they had the nerve to put me on hold I sued Starbucks 'Cause I spilled a frappucino in my lap and brr, it was cold I sued Toys 'R Us Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball and nearly choked to death, huh I sued PetCo 'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter and now I got bad breath I sued Coca-Cola, yo 'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck I sued Delta Airlines 'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey - I went there, and it sucked Yeah If you stand me up on a date If you deliver my pizza thirty seconds late I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue you Ughh I sued Duracell They never told me not to shove that double-A right up my nose I sued Home Depot 'Cause they sold me a hammer which they knew I might drop on my toes I sued Dell Compueters 'Cause I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesn't work I sued Fruit Of The Loom 'Cause when I wear my tighty-whities on my head I look like a jerk I sued Verizon 'Cause I get all depressed every time my cell phone is roaming I sued Colorado 'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming I sued Neiman Marcus 'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season I sued Ben Affleck Aww, do I even need a reason? Uhh If I sprain my ankle while I'm robbin' your place If I hurt my knuckles while I punch you in the face I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue Sue, sue, that's right, I'm gonna sue you Ughh, ughh, ughh I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny I'll sue ya, ha-ha ha ha-ha I'll sue ya, whatchy'all think of that? I'll sue ya, ha-ha ha ha-ha Booya I'll sue ya Ughh Close But No Cigar Weird Al Yankovic Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my DNA And after that I never was the same And I loved her even more than Marlon Brando loved soufflé She was gorgeous, she was charming Yeah, she was perfect in every way Except she was always using the word "infer" When she obviously meant "imply" And I know that somw guys can put up with that kinda thing But frankly, I can't imagine why And I told her, I said "Hey" Are we playin' horseshoes, honey? No I don't think we are You're close (close) but no cigar Then I met sweet young Janet Prettiest thing on the planet Had a body hotter than a Habañero She had lips like a ripe pomegranate And I was crazy like Manson about her She got me all choked up like Mama Cass She had a smile so incredibly radiant You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass I thought after all these years of searching around I'd found my soulmate finally But one day I found out she actually owned a copy Of Joe Dirt on DVD Oh no, I said "Hey" Are we lobbin' hand grenades, kiddo? No, I don't think we are You're close (close), aw, so very close (close) Yeah baby, you're close (close), so close, but no cigar Aw yeah, aw no, aw yeah, aw no, aw right Julie played water polo She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo She had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near My heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo And she was everything I've dreamed of She moved right up to number one on my list And did I mention she's a world-famous billionaire Bikini supermodel astrophysicist? Yeah, she's so pretty she made Charlize Theron Look like a big, fat, slobberin' pig The only caveat was one of her earlobes was just A little tiny bit too big I said "Hey" Are we doin' government work here? No, I don't think we are You're close (close), so very, very close (close) Aw baby, you're close (close), so close, but no cigar Missed it by that much (no cigar) Aw yeah, aw right (no cigar) Really, really, really close, but no cigar |
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Seeking to bring back the Ministry of Darkness Cool points earned: 3 No TV and no beer make Homer something something. | |
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| jDELIGHT | Aug 9 2007, 10:42 AM Post #204 |
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Fun is the only noise you should hear
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Funny you should be on a Weird Al kick - last night I saw my kids perform a 5 minute skit to this song... (to the tune of American Pie) A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation in To maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the Queen We all wound up on Tatooine That's where we found this boy Oh My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry He left his home And kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Did you know this junkyard slave Isn't even old enough to shave But he can use the Force, they say Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen Though he's just nine and she's fourteen Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday Well, I know he built C-3PO And I've heard how fast his pod can go And we were broke, it's true So we made a wager or two He was a prepubescent flyin' ace And the minute Jabba started off that race Well, I knew who would win first place Oh yes, it was our boy We started singin' My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry And he left his home And kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Now we finally got to Coruscant The Jedi Council we knew would want To see how good the boy could be So we took him there and we told the tale How his midi-chlorians were off the scale And he might fulfill that prophecy Oh the Council was impressed of course Could he bring balance to the Force? They interviewed the kid All training they forbid Because Yoda sensed in him much fear And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here" "Just stick it in your pointy ear" "I still will teach this boy" He was singin' My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry And he left his home And kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We caught a ride back to Naboo 'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to I frankly would've liked to stay We all fought in that epic war And it wasn't long at all before Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day And in the end some Gungans died Some ships blew up and some pilots fried A lot of folks were croakin' The battle droids were broken And the Jedi I admire most Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost I guess I'll train this boy And I was singin' My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry And he left his home And kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We were singin' My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry And he left his home And kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" |
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A 21-Skwerl Salute for the Dizzy Twirling Hippy Chick! "Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT | |
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| Rock-Onia | Aug 10 2007, 03:28 PM Post #205 |
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Stanley Cup Champ
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All good songs. This is an 11 minute free verse song by Al. Albuquerque-"Weird Al" Yankovic Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast D'awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut Every single mornin' It was driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doodoo yeah Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ahhhh So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy! And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna It's OK, they're clean Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C And I turned on the SpectraVision And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door Well now, who could that be? I say "Who is it?" No answer "Who is it?" There's no answer "WHO IS IT?!" They're not sayin' anything So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "Nah, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "You got any jelly donuts?" He said "Nah, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "Nah, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "Nah, we're outta cinnamon rolls" I said "You got any apple fritters?" He said "Nah, we're outta apple fritters" I said "You got any bear claws?" He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" (guitar riff) "NAH, we're outta bear claws" I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?" He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over (rabid gnawing sounds) Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head" I believe it went a little something like this . . . Dohhh Get 'em off me Get 'em off me Ohhhh No, get 'em off, get 'em off Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me Oh, oh God Ah, (more screaming) I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated weiner dog And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams Her name was Zelda She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches I'll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseperable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss The world was our burrito So we got married and we bought us a house And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said "Woah, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did. And then he gets all indignant on me He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic" Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days Well, I knew what he meant But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming (screaming sounds) You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought Uh, well, uh, OK Anyway I, I know it's kinda a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is I... HATE... SAUERKRAUT! That's all I'm really tryin' to say And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandry Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "querque" (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque (belch) |
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Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Summer '07-Spring '08 Proud Battle Rifle wielding member of the He Man Woman Hater Club Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band) "You can't look dignified when you're having fun." | |
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| Liarg | Aug 16 2007, 05:22 AM Post #206 |
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Stranger, in an even stranger land....
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Artist: Jason Aldean Album: Relentless Title: My Memory Ain't What It Used To Be It must've been a mountain, standing in our way Or some small misunderstanding, we talked about too late was it the kitchen or the bedroom, where we let a good thing go Was it different dreams, or space we needed, I don't know Baby, lately my memory ain't what it used to be at all It's CrAzY, holding you close to me, seeing you smile at me is all that I recall Baby, it don't matter how hard I try I still can't remember why we said goodbye, goodbye Maybe time's been playing tricks on me these days Or maybe these old feelings never went away But all that I can remember is I'm still in love with you And if I'm losing my mind, I hope you are too It's crazy, holding you close to me, seeing you smile is all that I recall Baby, it don't matter how hard I try I still can't remember why we said goodbye, why we said goodbye Why did we say goodbye Baby, lately my memory ain't what it used to be at all It's CrAzY, holding you close to me, seeing you smile at me is all that I recall Baby, it don't matter how hard I try I still can't remember why we said goodbye, goodbye |
| There is no normal life, Wyatt; there's just life. Get on with it. | |
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| ParrrrTay | Aug 16 2007, 09:58 AM Post #207 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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Everybody Wants Some - Van Halen (Mon 10.22 Auburn Hills, MI Palace of Auburn Hills ) You can't get romantic on a subway line. Conductor don't like it, says you're wastin' your time. But ev'rybody wants some. I want some too. Ev'rybody wants some. Baby, how 'bout you? I seen a lotta people lookin' for a moonbeam. Yeah, ya spent a lot. Ya got lost in the jet-stream. But ev'rybody wants some. I want some too. Ev'rybody wants some. Baby, how 'bout you? I like the way the line runs up the back of the stockings. I've always liked those kind of high heels too. You know, I... No no no no, don't take 'em off, don't take... Leave 'em on, leave 'em on. Yeah, that's it, a little more to the right, a little more.... Ev'rybody wants some. I want some too. Ev'rybody wants some. Baby, how 'bout you? Ev'rybody wants some. Ev'rybody needs some. Ev'rybody wants some. Ev'rybody needs some |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Rock-Onia | Aug 16 2007, 11:27 PM Post #208 |
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Stanley Cup Champ
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This Is For Real-Motion City Soundtrack I've got emotion Dripping out my pores and I Thought I would let you know You are the night light Ripping through my wicked world How you make it sparkle and glow. Before, I lose control, There's just one thing you should know This is for real, This time I mean it. I'm coming clean, Please don't let go. I said from the start That you could take it or leave it, Prefer that you keep it Don't let go, Don't let go, Don't let go. I had some nightmares Clawing at my skin and bones I nearly did explode. You smoked the demons, Gave me back my feelings Now I am good to go. Before my face hits the floor There's just one thing you should know This is for real, This time I mean it. I'm coming clean, Please don't let go. I said from the start That you could take it or leave it, I prefer that you keep it Don't let go. This is the best thing I've ever had for real This is the best thing I've ever had for real For a physical challenge I'm notoriously bored Intravenous delivery, Electrolytes and more Every time it's the same routine Out with the bad, In with the clean Before I lose all motor skills There's one thing you should know This is for real, This time I mean it. I'm coming clean, Please don't let go. I said from the start That you could take it or leave it, I prefer that you keep it Don't let go! This is the best thing that I've ever had for real This is the best thing that I've ever had for real This is the best thing that I've ever had for real This is the best thing that I've ever had for real |
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Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Summer '07-Spring '08 Proud Battle Rifle wielding member of the He Man Woman Hater Club Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band) "You can't look dignified when you're having fun." | |
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| Rock-Onia | Aug 16 2007, 11:29 PM Post #209 |
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Stanley Cup Champ
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Capital H-Motion City Soundtrack I'll be back tomorrow I'll be back in the ballroom swingin' I'll be back with my superman action And I'm off to save the world Silly me I left a message with no return number For my boys in blue in case of an emergency In case the sh!t goes down, yeah I'll be back tomorrow I'll be back in the ballroom swingin' I'll be back with my superman action and I'm off to save the world I'll be back tomorrow I'll be back in the ballroom swingin' I'll be back with a capital H It stands for hero and the hero is me I'll be back tomorrow I'll be back at a quarter to eleven I'm half drunk and I can't see straight A hero zero with a capital Z (that's me) singin' songs from the balcony as the city crumbles under the powers of an evil doctor rocket science monster with capabilities to destroy the entire universe (bingo) I'll be back tomorrow I'll be back in the ballroom swingin' I'll be back with my superman action and I'm off to save the world I'll be back tomorrow I'll be back in the ballroom swingin' I'll be back with a capital H It stands for hero and the hero is me (2x) |
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Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Summer '07-Spring '08 Proud Battle Rifle wielding member of the He Man Woman Hater Club Matt Ricci And The Sometimes Y (my band) "You can't look dignified when you're having fun." | |
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| Jack Tarr | Aug 24 2007, 01:19 PM Post #210 |
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Chief Twanger Plunker
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Jefferson Airplane Lyrics "Jefferson Airplane Turn My Life Down" When I see you next time round in sorrow Will you know what I been going through My yesterdays have melted with my tomorrow And the present leaves me with no point of view When I see you next time round look into my eyes Where we'd be never could decide Borrowed moments they cannot fill the moments of our lives And wishful thinking leaves me no place to hide No place to hide No place to hide I see the shadows softly coming Taking me into a place Where they turn my life down Leaving mourning with myself And nothing to say |
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| jDELIGHT | Aug 26 2007, 08:55 AM Post #211 |
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Fun is the only noise you should hear
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The new White Stripes album kicks ass, imnsho... "You Don't Know What Love Is (You Just Do As You're Told)" In some respects I suspect you've got a respectable side When pushed and pulled and pressured You seldom run and hide But it's for someone elses benefit Not for what you wanna do Until I realize that you've realized I'm gonna say these words to you You don't know what love is You do as you're told Just as a child at ten might act But you're far too old You're not hopeless or helpless And I hate to sound cold But you don't know what love is... You just do as you're told I can see your man Cant help but win Any problems that may arise But in his mind there can be no sin If you never criticize You just keep on repeating All those empty "I love you's" Until you say you deserve better I'm gonna lay right into you You don't know what love is You just do as you're told Just as a child of ten might act But you're far too old Your not hopeless or helpless And I hate to sound cold But you don't know what love is No you don't know what love is No you don't know what love is You just do as you're told You do as you're told Yeah (my comments: this reminds me of jack and diane for some reason, and is just on the acceptable edge of campy) =============== "Prickly Thorn, But Sweetly Worn" Singing Li De Li De Li Oh Oh Well A Li De Li De Li Oh Oh Li De Li De Li Oh Oh Well A Li De Li De Li Oh Oh Well the hills are pretty and rollin' But the thorn is sharp and swollen And the man plays a beautiful whistle But he wears a prickly thistle Singing Li De Li De Li Oh Oh Well A Li De Li De Li Oh Oh Li De Li De Li Oh Oh Well A Li De Li De Li Oh Oh The silver birches pierce through an icy fog Which covers the ground most daily And the angels which carry St. Andrew high Are singing a tune most gaily One sound can hold back a thousand hands When the pipe plays a tune forlorn And the thistle is a prickly flower Aye, But how it is sweetly worn Singing Li De Li De Li Oh Oh Well A Li De Li De Li Oh Oh Li De Li De Li Oh Oh Well A Li De Li De Li Oh Oh (my comments: this song irritates the crap out of me, but it has a spinal tap kind of charm. we like to dance around an 18' stonehenge in my front yard to this song) |
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A 21-Skwerl Salute for the Dizzy Twirling Hippy Chick! "Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT | |
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| ParrrrTay | Aug 29 2007, 09:31 AM Post #212 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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White Stripes In The Cold, Cold, Night I saw you standing in the corner On the edge of a burning light I saw you standing in the corner Come to me again in the cold, cold night You make me feel a little older Like a full grown woman might But when you're gone I grow colder Come to me again in the cold, cold night I see you walking by my front door I hear the creaking of the kitchen floor I don't care what other people say I'm going to love you, anyway Come to me again in the cold, cold night I can't stand it any longer I need the fuel to make my fire burn bright So don't fight it any longer Come to me again in the cold, cold night And I know that you feel it too When my skin turns into glue You will know that it's warm inside And you'll come run to me, in the cold, cold night |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Jack Tarr | Aug 29 2007, 12:19 PM Post #213 |
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You're So Vain Carley Simon You walked into the party Like you were walking onto a yacht Your hat strategically dipped below one eye Your scarf it was apricot You had one eye in the mirror As you watched yourself gavotte And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner They'd be your partner, and You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? You had me several years ago When I was still quite naive Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair And that you would never leave But you gave away the things you loved And one of them was me I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee Clouds in my coffee, and You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee Clouds in my coffee, and You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga And your horse naturally won Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia To see the total eclipse of the sun Well, you're where you should be all the time And when you're not, you're with Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend Wife of a close friend, and You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? |
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| ParrrrTay | Aug 29 2007, 08:49 PM Post #214 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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Smackwater Jack Carole King Smackwater Jack he bought a shotgun Cause he was in the mood of a little confrontation He just let it all hang loose He didn't think about the noose He couldn't take no more abuse, So he shot down the congregation You can't talk to a man with a shotgun in his hand Big Jim the Chief stood for law and order He called for the guard to come and surround the border Now fron his bulldog mouth As he led the posse south Came the cry "We got to ride to clean up the street For our wives and our daughters!" You can't talk to a man when he don't want to understand The account of the capture wasn't in the papers But you know, they hanged ole Smack right then (instead of later) You know, the people where quite pleased Cause the outlaw had been sized And on the whole, it was a very good year for the undertaker You can't talk to a man with a shotgun in his hand |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Jack Tarr | Aug 29 2007, 08:59 PM Post #215 |
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Tom Dooley Kingston Trio Throughout history There've been many songs written about the eternal triangle This next one tells the story of a Mr Grayson, a beautiful woman And a condemned man named Tom Dooley... When the sun rises tomorrow, Tom Dooley... must hang... Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Hang down your head and cry Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Poor boy, you're bound to die I met her on the mountain There I took her life Met her on the mountain Stabbed her with my knife Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Hang down your head and cry Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Poor boy, you're bound to die This time tomorrow Reckon where I'll be Hadn't a-been for Grayson I'd a-been in Tennessee Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Hang down your head and cry Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Poor boy, you're bound to die Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Hang down your head and cry Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Poor boy, you're bound to die This time tomorrow Reckon where I'll be Down in some lonesome valley Hangin' from a white oak tree Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Hang down your head and cry Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Poor boy, you're bound to die Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Hang down your head and cry Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Poor boy, you're bound to die Poor boy, you're bound to die Poor boy you're bound to die Poor boy, you're bound to die... |
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| ParrrrTay | Aug 29 2007, 09:07 PM Post #216 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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Hey Joe Jimi Hendrix Hey Joe, where you goin´ with that gun in your hand I said hey hey Joe where you goin´ with that gun in your hand I gotta find my old lady I caught her messin´ around with another man Found my old lady Caught her messin´ around with another man Hey Joe what you gonna do Hey hey Joe what you gonna do Shoot my old lady I caught her messin´ messin´ round town Shoot my old lady I caught her messin´ messin´ round town Hey Joe where you gonna go Hey hey Joe where you gonna go I'm goin´ down where the green grass grows I'm goin´ down to the Gulf of Mexico Ain't no hangman gonna hang no noose around me Hey Joe where you gonna go Hey Joe where you gonna go Ah Joe where you gonna go |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| jDELIGHT | Aug 29 2007, 10:47 PM Post #217 |
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Fun is the only noise you should hear
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:rolleyes: :lol:
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A 21-Skwerl Salute for the Dizzy Twirling Hippy Chick! "Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT | |
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| ParrrrTay | Aug 31 2007, 09:37 AM Post #218 |
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...just a girl in the world.
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Locomotive Breath - Jethro Tull (Yes I can play this on my flute )In the shuffling madess of the locomotive breath, runs the all-time loser, headlong to his death. He feels the piston scraping steam breaking on his brow old Charlie stole the handle and the train won't stop going no way to slow down. He sees his children jumping off at the stations - one by one. His woman and his best friend in bed and having fun. He's crawling down the corridor on his hands and knees old Charlie stole the handle and the train won't stop going no way to slow down. He hears the silence howling catches angels as they fall. And the all-time winner has got him by the balls. He picks up Gideons Bible open at page one old Charlie stole the handle and the train won't stop going no way to slow down. |
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The Pubs of Parkplace Delegate, Canada Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be ~P.FLOYD Sail on my friend... Holding Shelter Twirl Hippy Chick twirl | |
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| Jack Tarr | Aug 31 2007, 10:31 AM Post #219 |
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Crosby Stills Nash & Young Wooden Ships Lyrics If you smile at me, I will understand 'Cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language. I can see by your coat, my friend, you're from the other side, There's just one thing I got to know, Can you tell me please, who won? Say, can I have some of your purple berries? Yes, I've been eating them for six or seven weeks now, haven't got sick once. Probably keep us both alive. Wooden ships on the water, very free and easy, Easy, you know the way it's supposed to be, Silver people on the shoreline, let us be, Talkin' 'bout very free and easy... Horror grips us as we watch you die, All we can do is echo your anguished cries, Stare as all human feelings die, We are leaving - you don't need us. Go, take your sister then, by the hand, lead her away from this foreign land, Far away, where we might laugh again, We are leaving - you don't need us. And it's a fair wind, blowin' warm, Out of the south over my shoulder, Guess I'll set a course and go... |
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| jDELIGHT | Sep 1 2007, 08:12 PM Post #220 |
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Fun is the only noise you should hear
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Leftover Salmon The Alfalfa's Song When I grow up, I wanna work at Alfalfa’s Where the cheese is dairy free A birkenstocks, spandex, necktie, patchouli grocery store I’ll have a job, picking through the produce- no pesticides for me! I’ll be a working modern income socially conscience Boulder hippie |
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A 21-Skwerl Salute for the Dizzy Twirling Hippy Chick! "Your only true land based hope are aerodynamically correct goats." JT | |
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