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Fleshlight
Topic Started: Dec 31 2012, 02:00 AM (169 Views)
Fal
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> Yeah, I bought one.
> I only use it to store my keys so I don't lose them.
> I like to feel a woman's mouth every time before I drive.
> Tonight I figured I'd actually use it, though.


















> Forgot my keys were still in there. aslkjdfLKAJALKJKLASFDJLKSJFLKSDJFOSGJOIJDFKLSJBVOJSD
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Kiruzon
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FAT
Alright I hope a penis doesn't go in that shit.
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One Hunter
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In this order:

-Ok . . .
-Has purpose
-Why is that?
-ew






-HAHAHAHAHA . . . . sorry that was funny.
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Kromantic
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Ora Ora Ora !
Hell no, please Fallen start meeting girls...
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The One Who Never Lies

(GM OOC)(Owner) CobraT1337: Someone reported you, don't care. Never seen u abuse, and I doubt you did. 01/02/13

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Stryke
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S.Dot
Fallen why?

why u no share?
Halo 4 Screen shots.
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Shinen
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Dec 31 2012, 02:09 AM
Hell no, please Fallen start meeting girls...
yes, have sex with everyone.
#shallow
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The Legend
lol. I wonder if those actually work lol.
The KING of the skies and the KING of the jungle. RESPECT ROYALTY
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TheZane
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Zane
Those soyacide photos start to make sense
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Kiruzon
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FAT
Get out of here Zane. Only men use fleshlights, you are a very pretty girl not a man.
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Cyborg
New-found respect for this man.
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Fal
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Every scar has a story.
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Tobirama
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Special Jounin
That's new low for man kind.
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Fal
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Been thinking about it sometime now. Fleshlights don't talk, they don't have morning breath, they hold your car keys and they don't have yellow teeth. Just tan.

They also don't smoke.
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Zane
But they dont make sandwiches :/
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Fal
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Quicktrip makes some decent sandwiches. They're a good stop for tea as well.
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