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Dec 31 2012, 02:00 AM Post #1 |
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Ego
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![]() > Yeah, I bought one. > I only use it to store my keys so I don't lose them. > I like to feel a woman's mouth every time before I drive. > Tonight I figured I'd actually use it, though. > Forgot my keys were still in there. aslkjdfLKAJALKJKLASFDJLKSJFLKSDJFOSGJOIJDFKLSJBVOJSD |
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| Kiruzon | Dec 31 2012, 02:06 AM Post #2 |
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FAT
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Alright I hope a penis doesn't go in that shit. |
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| One Hunter | Dec 31 2012, 02:08 AM Post #3 |
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Jounin
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In this order: -Ok . . . -Has purpose -Why is that? -ew -HAHAHAHAHA . . . . sorry that was funny. |
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| Kromantic | Dec 31 2012, 02:09 AM Post #4 |
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Ora Ora Ora !
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Hell no, please Fallen start meeting girls... |
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| Stryke | Dec 31 2012, 02:10 AM Post #5 |
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S.Dot
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Fallen why? why u no share? |
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| Shinen | Dec 31 2012, 02:19 AM Post #6 |
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Not Shisui
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yes, have sex with everyone. #shallow |
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| The Griffin | Dec 31 2012, 02:22 AM Post #7 |
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lol. I wonder if those actually work lol. |
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| TheZane | Dec 31 2012, 02:22 AM Post #8 |
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Zane
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Those soyacide photos start to make sense |
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| Kiruzon | Dec 31 2012, 02:23 AM Post #9 |
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Get out of here Zane. Only men use fleshlights, you are a very pretty girl not a man. |
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| Andriod 17 | Dec 31 2012, 02:33 AM Post #10 |
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Cyborg
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New-found respect for this man. |
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Dec 31 2012, 04:19 AM Post #11 |
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Ego
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Every scar has a story. |
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| Tobirama | Dec 31 2012, 02:30 PM Post #12 |
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Special Jounin
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That's new low for man kind. |
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Dec 31 2012, 04:26 PM Post #13 |
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Ego
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Been thinking about it sometime now. Fleshlights don't talk, they don't have morning breath, they hold your car keys and they don't have yellow teeth. Just tan. They also don't smoke. |
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| TheZane | Dec 31 2012, 04:28 PM Post #14 |
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Zane
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But they dont make sandwiches :/ |
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Dec 31 2012, 05:07 PM Post #15 |
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Ego
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Quicktrip makes some decent sandwiches. They're a good stop for tea as well. |
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