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Cyber Joke lol.
Topic Started: Aug 26 2009, 12:02 PM (64 Views)
Renden, Vash
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Old as shit, but still hilarious

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent
virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a
bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.



Got this from a friend, laughed my ass off >.>
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Pasuma
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Shit is hilarious
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bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
This was so win. I ROFL'D just at that moment.
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Kyrie Eleison
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It was funnier when she said "u know that turns me on lol"
WTF was that? .-.
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Renden, Vash
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Renden, Vash
Aug 26 2009, 11:02 AM
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

I died on that part laughing.
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