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| Renden, Vash | Aug 26 2009, 12:02 PM Post #1 |
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Old as shit, but still hilarious bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. Got this from a friend, laughed my ass off >.> |
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| Pasuma | Aug 27 2009, 02:51 AM Post #2 |
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Shit is hilarious |
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| Zack101 | Aug 27 2009, 01:17 PM Post #3 |
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bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. This was so win. I ROFL'D just at that moment. |
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| Kyrie Eleison | Aug 27 2009, 02:47 PM Post #4 |
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It was funnier when she said "u know that turns me on lol" WTF was that? .-. |
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| Renden, Vash | Aug 28 2009, 09:41 PM Post #5 |
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I died on that part laughing. |
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