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A funny joke!
Topic Started: May 8 2009, 11:20 PM (182 Views)
Hawk
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So in this topic we are going to tell each other jokes o.o Ill go first.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Zigo
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Yo momma is so fail, because this thread fails @_@.
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Phoenix49
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Your mommas so ugly, hair grows out of her teeth.
You can not kill that which is immortal, that which has no end nor a beginning, that is the Phoenix, the immortal bird.

The dragon looked almost hungry the way it moved.. it craved battle.
"You see... No matter how many times I die..No matter what happens to my body..." Cientren said as the Dragon puppet opened its mouth and bent its head down towards Kanisaki, who was in utter shock of the sheer size of the puppet.
"I rise again from the ashes.... I am 'The Phoenix'!"
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“



Which day of the week do fish hate?.......

Fry-Day



A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.

The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”





Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”




When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.






Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
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Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
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raunts61
May 9 2009, 03:31 PM
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“




Lolz, thats from this video I saw. xD


Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sits on a rainbow skittles pop out.
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Senkai
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yoh mamma is sou phat.... that when she jumped for chooooi.... she got stuck! ( only funny when said loudly with a chinese accent)
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Yo' momma so fat, that the council had to drill a hole through her to ease trafic congestion.
Kyrie's back.
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Yo mama is so poor, when i saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said she was "moving".
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Phoenix49
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A father said to his son, " If you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind."
The son replies, " I'm over here dad."
You can not kill that which is immortal, that which has no end nor a beginning, that is the Phoenix, the immortal bird.

The dragon looked almost hungry the way it moved.. it craved battle.
"You see... No matter how many times I die..No matter what happens to my body..." Cientren said as the Dragon puppet opened its mouth and bent its head down towards Kanisaki, who was in utter shock of the sheer size of the puppet.
"I rise again from the ashes.... I am 'The Phoenix'!"
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raunts61
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Phoenix49
May 24 2009, 01:30 PM
A father said to his son, " If you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind."
The son replies, " I'm over here dad."

Good one :kk:
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Phoenix49
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If you watched Beerfest, that's where I got it from, Willy Nelson said it at the end.
You can not kill that which is immortal, that which has no end nor a beginning, that is the Phoenix, the immortal bird.

The dragon looked almost hungry the way it moved.. it craved battle.
"You see... No matter how many times I die..No matter what happens to my body..." Cientren said as the Dragon puppet opened its mouth and bent its head down towards Kanisaki, who was in utter shock of the sheer size of the puppet.
"I rise again from the ashes.... I am 'The Phoenix'!"
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